Jessica Simpson’s New Swimsuit Line is Truly Haute Couture, Part II July 16, 2007Evil BeetJessica Simpson ...
Jessica Simpson’s New Swimsuit Line is Truly Haute Couture, Part I July 16, 2007Evil BeetDennis Rodman, Jessica Simpson This is Dennis Rodman and a famewhore on the red carpet at the after party of Jessica Simpson's new swimsuit line debut. It's a well-known mantra in the fashion world: if you can't get Anna Wintour there, get Dennis Rodman. What does he even do these days? Does he still play basketball? Is this really the level to which he must stoop in order to get anyone to write anything about him? Sad, Mr. Rodman. Very sad. Also, is that a tranny? ...
Lindsay Does Las Vegas July 16, 2007Evil BeetLindsay Lohan So I think this means she's officially out of rehab. Lindsay Lohan, who is finally 21, popped her Vegas cherry this weekend (hey, it's the last one she had left!) by hitting up PURE nightclub. And you know what? She looks great! She looks healthy and happy and sexy and clothed and you know what else? I don't care what the other blogs are saying. I think the little bitch stayed sober. Rock on, Linds. ...
Samantha Ronson Sues over Cocaine Allegations July 16, 2007Evil BeetLindsay Lohan, Perez Hilton, Samantha Ronson DJ Samantha Ronson, known more lately for what her fingers are doing with Lindsay Lohan than what they're doing with a turntable, has struck back against two gossip blogs with a $20 million libel suit. Ronson, herself a budding celebrity deejay, is striking back at suggestions that cocaine found in Lohan's car after an infamous fender-bender was actually hers. Named as defendants were Jill Ishkanian, who runs the Sunset Photo and News Agency, and Mario Lavandeira, who blogs as Perez Hi...
Links and Orlando Bloom July 15, 2007Evil BeetOrlando Bloom I'm in the weirdest mood tonight. I did a favor for a friend today and as a thank you she gave me a hot stone massage (I'm serious -- this is LA, people), and it really feels like she gave me about eight Valium instead. So I can't bring myself to do links, or anything even remotely productive right now. (Although, MK will be be glad to hear that I did eat the leftover onion rings from Kate Mantilini tonight.) I may do some links in the morning, but, until then, here are some of my friends' sites to ch...
Um, When Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Get Fat? July 14, 2007Evil BeetJennifer Love Hewitt Okay, before I get all the hate mail, let me clarify that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not fat by, you know, Missouri standards (sorry Missouri readers, but prove me wrong), but she's way fat by Hollywood standards. As a teenager I remember reading article after article in Seventeen about "Working Out with Jennifer Love Hewitt" and "How Jennifer Love Hewitt Maintains Her Body" and now I feel like I should be reading an article called "I Know What You Did with That Entire Family-Size Bag of Cheetos." ...
We’re One Today! July 14, 2007Evil BeetMGMT Happy birthday, Evil Beet! This site was born a year ago today. Man, anything and everything has changed since then -- The Beet has been about the only constant in my life over the past year -- and I can't stress enough how grateful I am to everyone who reads and everyone who links in here. You guys make my day, every day. And thank you to Evil T and Spiteful Lars for coming along for the ride with me -- you guys are talented and amazing as both writers and friends; I love you to pieces, a...
Tom & Becks July 14, 2007Evil BeetDavid Beckham, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham David Gilmore, the very talented artist over at PrettyOnTheOutside, did this hilarious sketch poking fun of this photo. Just had to share it with you all!...
Jesus Christ, David Beckham is Hot July 13, 2007Evil BeetDavid Beckham, Victoria Beckham The LA Galaxy held a press conference today at the Home Depot Center to welcome David Beckham to the team, and the photos of him from the event look like the keepers from a Ralph Lauren campaign photo shoot. Seriously, this guy is so effortlessly gorgeous it's ridiculous. Victoria's look, on the other hand, remains anything but effortless, and she still refuses to smile. I know she's embarrassed about her British teeth, but you can smile without opening your mouth, Victoria. Just give it...
Brandon Davis Isn’t Dead, You Guys July 13, 2007Evil BeetBrandon Davis We're getting a lot of search hits for "Brandon Davis dead," because apparently there are rumors flying around that he died in Miami last night. Tragically, he did not. ...
Kim Porter Says She Dumped Diddy July 13, 2007Evil BeetDiddy, Kim Porter "After 10 years, I have decided to end my on-again/off-again relationship with Sean `Diddy' Combs," reads a statement released by Diddy's baby mama. "In ending this relationship, I made a decision that was in the best interest of myself, Sean and our family. I look forward to moving on with my life and my career, and wish him prosperity, health and happiness in life and in love. We will remain friends and committed parents to our children." I find the first part of this statement so, so fu...
Brody Jenner is Hanging Out with Haylie Duff Again July 13, 2007Evil BeetBrody Jenner, Haylie Duff This is the second time this week. At Hyde last night. Photo credit: Buzz Foto ...
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This is Dennis Rodman and a famewhore on the red carpet at the after party of Jessica Simpson's new swimsuit line debut.
It's a well-known mantra in the fashion world: if you can't get Anna Wintour there, get Dennis Rodman.
What does he even do these days? Does he still play basketball? Is this really the level to which he must stoop in order to get anyone to write anything about him? Sad, Mr. Rodman. Very sad.
Also, is that a tranny?
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So I think this means she's officially out of rehab.
Lindsay Lohan, who is finally 21, popped her Vegas cherry this weekend (hey, it's the last one she had left!) by hitting up PURE nightclub.
And you know what?
She looks great!
She looks healthy and happy and sexy and clothed and you know what else?
I don't care what the other blogs are saying. I think the little bitch stayed sober.
Rock on, Linds.
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DJ Samantha Ronson, known more lately for what her fingers are doing with Lindsay Lohan than what they're doing with a turntable, has struck back against two gossip blogs with a $20 million libel suit.
Ronson, herself a budding celebrity deejay, is striking back at suggestions that cocaine found in Lohan's car after an infamous fender-bender was actually hers.
Named as defendants were Jill Ishkanian, who runs the Sunset Photo and News Agency, and Mario Lavandeira, who blogs as Perez Hi...
I'm in the weirdest mood tonight. I did a favor for a friend today and as a thank you she gave me a hot stone massage (I'm serious -- this is LA, people), and it really feels like she gave me about eight Valium instead. So I can't bring myself to do links, or anything even remotely productive right now. (Although, MK will be be glad to hear that I did eat the leftover onion rings from Kate Mantilini tonight.) I may do some links in the morning, but, until then, here are some of my friends' sites to ch...
Okay, before I get all the hate mail, let me clarify that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not fat by, you know, Missouri standards (sorry Missouri readers, but prove me wrong), but she's way fat by Hollywood standards. As a teenager I remember reading article after article in Seventeen about "Working Out with Jennifer Love Hewitt" and "How Jennifer Love Hewitt Maintains Her Body" and now I feel like I should be reading an article called "I Know What You Did with That Entire Family-Size Bag of Cheetos." ...
Happy birthday, Evil Beet! This site was born a year ago today. Man, anything and everything has changed since then -- The Beet has been about the only constant in my life over the past year -- and I can't stress enough how grateful I am to everyone who reads and everyone who links in here. You guys make my day, every day.
And thank you to Evil T and Spiteful Lars for coming along for the ride with me -- you guys are talented and amazing as both writers and friends; I love you to pieces, a...
David Gilmore, the very talented artist over at PrettyOnTheOutside, did this hilarious sketch poking fun of this photo. Just had to share it with you all!...
The LA Galaxy held a press conference today at the Home Depot Center to welcome David Beckham to the team, and the photos of him from the event look like the keepers from a Ralph Lauren campaign photo shoot. Seriously, this guy is so effortlessly gorgeous it's ridiculous.
Victoria's look, on the other hand, remains anything but effortless, and she still refuses to smile. I know she's embarrassed about her British teeth, but you can smile without opening your mouth, Victoria. Just give it...
We're getting a lot of search hits for "Brandon Davis dead," because apparently there are rumors flying around that he died in Miami last night. Tragically, he did not. ...
"After 10 years, I have decided to end my on-again/off-again relationship with Sean `Diddy' Combs," reads a statement released by Diddy's baby mama. "In ending this relationship, I made a decision that was in the best interest of myself, Sean and our family. I look forward to moving on with my life and my career, and wish him prosperity, health and happiness in life and in love. We will remain friends and committed parents to our children."
I find the first part of this statement so, so fu...
This is the second time this week.
At Hyde last night.
Photo credit: Buzz Foto
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