Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Will Lauren and Whitney Be Out of a Job?

Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port Out of a Job? Teen Vogue May Close Oh, say it ain't so! Jane magazine bit the dust earlier this year, but it looks like its parent company, Conde Nast, may not be done killing off publications. AFTER yanking the plug on Jane, rumors are rife that Condé Nast isn't done killing magazines in its stable. One insider said, "Teen Vogue could be the next to fold. Their ad pages are down and people are freaking out. A bunch of editorial staffers have recently jumped ship, including [editor-in-chief] Amy Astley's assistant, and many more a...

Kim Kardashian is a Beacon of Good Taste

Kim Kardashian Poses for Playboy, Attends Nicole Brown Foundation Event When this bitch isn't getting literally pissed on, she's figuratively pissing on other people's graves. From Page Six: Kim Kardashian just loves to get naked for the cameras. The voluptuous daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian recently stripped down for Playboy. "The photos have been already shot. I don't know if they show everything," a source tells us. Presumably, the snaps won't show as much as the notorious sex tape Kardashian made with rapper Ray J. Meanwhile, Kim was partying Saturday with Denise Richar...

Lindsay Lohan’s Personal Assistant Quit Hours Before Her Arrest

Jenni Muro, Lindsay’s Assistant, Quit Hours Before Her Arrest Lindsay's assistant, Jenni Muro, quit her job with Lindsay just hours before the starlet was arrested for DUI. She called her mom to come pick her up (probably in Venice), and that's the car Lindsay was chasing (in Santa Monica) when she was arrested. Lindsay mentioned Jenni in one of her drunken emails late last year, stating that "[a]nyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please ...

Lohan’s Lawyer Issues a Statement

linds_black1.jpg "Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care." Lindsay!!! Please please please get ...

OK! is Going to Tell the Truth About Britney!

britney_panties.jpg The gossip world has been crawling at a snail's pace since Paris got out of jail, but it appears that, while Paris is behaving herself these days, Britney and Lindsay are bringing gossip back. Linds scored herself a jail-warranting DUI early this morning, and Britney's mental break-down at an OK! photo shoot is apparently not going to be covered up! OK! magazine released the following statement about the shoot: "OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave y...

Off the Wagon and ARRESTED!

Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot Okay, people. You know how I've been saying that I think LiLo has been staying sober these past few days? I stick by that story, because Lindsay is an alcoholic, and when alcoholics don't stay sober, this is what happens. Lindsay was arrested at 2 a.m. Monday morning for drunk driving ... and then it got worse ... Lindsay was taken to jail, and she had cocaine with her at the jail. Lindsay was busted for the following: 1) Possession of cocaine 2) Driving under the influence 3) Transporting ...

Our Vice President Once Confused Jessica Simpson with Jessica Lynch

Jessicas Simpson and Lynch Honestly, politicians know about none of the important things going on in the world. The Examiner did a cute little "what you don't know about Dick Cheney" piece on Monday, and it included this little tidbit: He once confused Jessica Simpson with Jessica Lynch ... [W]hen the vice president threw out the first pitch before a 2003 game between the Cincinnati Reds and Chicago Cubs, Cheney was first informed that “Nick Lachey — a native of Cincinnati — would sing the national anth...

Kelly Carlson, Just Because I Have a Crush on Her

Kelly Carlson at Fox TCA Party, Pictures Pics Photos I remember the first time I saw this chick on Nip/Tuck, I was like, "That has to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen," and, with that, Kelly Carlson quickly kicked Keira Knightley out of that spot in my book. She doesn't have the exotic, angular look that I usually go for in girls (I love you Jaslene, but please eat), but she's so classically beautiful I think I'd totally have to sleep with her. Anyway, she was at the Fox TCA party in Santa Monica, along with other assorted member...

Well Look Who’s Still Employable

Lindsay Lohan in Dance Rehearsals for Dare to Love Me Pics Pictures Photos Lindsay Lohan and the invited group of photographers showed up at a Palisades dance studio on Monday while Lindsay rehearsed some dance moves for her upcoming role in the film Dare to Love Me. Production was just canceled on LiLo's most recent film, Poor Things, but it looks like she'll have yet another chance to prove that she can make a movie that won't flop. I'm telling you people, this girl's staying sober. You can talk all the shit you want in the comments, but I think she's sober r...