Remember all that talk about Paula Abdul choreographing the upcoming live-action Bratz movie? I know everyone was excited to watch a group of teenage actresses stumble across stages, burst randomly into tears, do the seal clap and trip over chihuahuas, but it looks like we may not be treated to that. Paula was informed that her services were not actually needed.
PAULA Abdul was fired via e-mail from the live-action movie "Bratz," as a TV camera re corded her tearful reaction. On this week'...
Jennifer Lopez turns 38. [Allie] Serena Williams gets butt naked. [Yeeeah!] Madonna's looking a little drunk. [Celebslam] The world needs more photos of Michelle Williams. [Drunken Stepfather] Eva Mendes is really glad she's hot. Amen, sister. [The Bosh] More photos from the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav -- now with more Carrot Top! [popbytes] Rihanna has actually launched a line of umbrellas. Genius! I have never wanted an umbrella so badly in my life! [Cele|bitchy] Victoria Beckham already knows that her husband will inevitably sleep with Paris Hilton. [Derek Hail] More photos of Janice Dickinson in a bikini. [Jordan]
I think Rob was originally scheduled to do the show to promote his film, We Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. But when Lindsay Lohan ditched her spot on the show in exchange for a jail cell, everyone decided it would be much better for ratings if he showed up dressed in drag and pretended to be Lindsay. The end result was pretty funny.
I stuck Jay's opening monologue (the part that deals with Lindsay) at the end of the clip, for anyone interested. />
I think Rob was originally scheduled to do the show to promote his film, We Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. But when Lindsay Lohan ditched her spot on the show in exchange for a jail cell, everyone decided it would be much better for ratings if he showed up dressed in drag and pretended to be Lindsay. The end result was pretty funny.
I stuck Jay's opening monologue (the part that deals with Lindsay) at the end of the clip, for anyone interested. ...
I have been waiting FOREVER for the chance to do this! This is soooo exciting! Okay, you guys ready? Here we go!!
I have been waiting FOREVER for the chance to do this! This is soooo exciting! Okay, you guys ready? Here we go!!
Dan Castellanata as Homer Simpson
Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson
Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson
Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson
See??? HOW MUCH FUN WAS THAT??!!!!!!
OMG that was soooo worth the wait.
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1) We had the wrong assistant -- it wasn't Jenni Muro, it was Lindsay's other assistant who she was chasing in her car. We still don't have a name for this girl.
2) Lindsay faces up to six years in jail for this morning's antics.
3) Lindsay will not appear on Jay Leno tonight. Instead, Rob Schneider will appear -- in drag, pretending to be Lindsey. Cute. />...
Got this tip in my inbox yestersday ...
Lindsay Lohan's assistant is named Tarin Graham,20. Her and her mother, live in Santa Monica where Lindsay hideout the night before she booked herself for her first dui incident. Tarin's boyfriend is also a known cocaine and marijuana dealer. Tarin's mother owns a new black escalade, the one lindsay was chasing them in.
Leave my email annonymous
I ignored it until Lindsay sent the following statement to Billy Bush at Access Hollywood:
"Yes. I...
So what was Samantha Ronson -- Lindsay's BFF, drug dealer, photo pimp and sometime lesbian lover -- doing while Lindsay was hiding out after her Tuesday morning DUI arrest?
Shopping!
SamRo was spotted at Dior and Hermes on Tuesday.
Maybe she was buying presents for Lindsay! Or maybe she just doesn't care that Lindsay is totally and completely fucked. Or maybe, just maybe, she's the only person in Lindsay's life who's not trying to leverage Lindsay's pain to land herself an appearance on every entertainment new...
For a reported $100 million.
That sum includes a $40M lump sum payment, and around $5M a year in child support until little Beatrice turns 18. Why on earth does Beatrice need $5 mil a year, you ask? For the cocaine habit, silly. I mean, she'll be 12 before you know it.
I need to find me a Beatle to marry.
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Because now it can be yours, for the low, low price of $500,000. Yup, that's right, half a million dollars. It's available on eBay!
I can't imagine this thing is actually worth half a mil, but the seller says he's willing to discuss any reasonable offer.
What would you do with this domain name if you owned it?
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In a move that absolutely reeks of Spencer Pratt's take on marketing, he and his best friend Brody Jenner are "feuding."
Sources tell Usmagazine.com that after a ten-year relationship that included creating a reality show (FOX's The Princes of Malibu), partying like young Hollywood royalty and lobbying their way onto MTV's The Hills, reality stars Spencer Pratt and Brody Jenner have broken off their friendship.
Sources confirm that the rift began shortly after Pratt made inflammatory comments abou...
Word on the street is that helicopters and photogs have descended on the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs -- this is probably the latest stop on Lindsay's disastrous Tour of Addiction.
Her earlier facility, Promises, is refusing to comment on the current situation.
A friend of mine was actually fired from Promises after talking to reporters during Britney's stay there -- and she didn't even talk about Britney! They called with some questions about the regime there, and she answered those questi...