First Paris.
Soon Lindsay.
Now Nicole!
When is Britney Spears going to go to jail? She's the last on the list!
Nicole Richie was sentenced today to spend four days in jail following her DUI last year. This was Nicole's second DUI, and the minimum sentence in California is five days in jail. However, Nicole was given a full day of credit for the six hours she spent in the slammer after her arrest.
The pregnant Nicole is due in January. Sources say that it is unlikely she will ...
Woah, wait. You're telling me there's drama between Cardinals quarterback/playboy Matt Leinart and his baby mama? [Socialite Life] Mary Louise Parker's all like, "Look, guys, I won a fucking Emmy for this shit. And if I want to get butt naked, that's exactly what I'll do." [popbytes] Dina Lohan: "We are trying to strategically work out our next step." Are you now? For your ex-husband, that strategic next step was Larry King. I'm sure yours will be Entertainment Tonight. Meanwhile, your daughter's going to jail. [POTP] The history of the drunk dial. [College Humor] Honestly, Matt Dillon, where do you get off being angry at the one paparazzi on the planet who still wants to take your pictures? [Agent Bedhead]
This is a pretty funny video.
According to Us Weekly (which, to be fair, kind of hates Angelina Jolie because she gives all her exclusives to People), Angelina's really upset that A Mighty Heart didn't do as well as she thought it would. The film has brought in a measly $9M at the box office, which is, like, even worse than a Lindsay Lohan flick.
“She poured her heart into the story and can’t believe people don’t understand how important it is,†says an inside source.
To get away from it all, Jolie and her family have retreated to a $13,818-a-week rental manor in France. Rough life.
Now to get on my soapbox for a minute: I don't understand why people are making these movies. I don't understand A Mighty Heart. I don't understand United 93. And I don't understand World Trade Center. I don't understand why anyone would want to go see these movies or why the studios think they do. Yes, they are important stories. I know how important these stories are because they happened less than six years ago and I lived through them actually happening. I don't need to pay $10 at a movie theater to be reminded of just how fucking depressed I was about all this shit the first time it happened. Which was, you know, six fucking years ago. I remember, trust me. If I'm paying to see a movie, it's because I want to be removed from my reality. Americans see movies to escape. You don't necessarily have to make me laugh, but do something that takes me away from the world in which I currently live. Don't bombard me with the most devastatingly tragic aspects of my current existence. If that's what I wanted, I'd go see a fucking therapist. Sheesh. />According to Us Weekly (which, to be fair, kind of hates Angelina Jolie because she gives all her exclusives to People), Angelina's really upset that A Mighty Heart didn't do as well as she thought it would. The film has brought in a measly $9M at the box office, which is, like, even worse than a Lindsay Lohan flick.
“She poured her heart into the story and can’t believe people don’t understand how important it is,†says an inside source.
To get away from it all, Jol...
A Lohan family friend, Gina Glockman, recently gave this account of events to Entertainment Tonight:
Lindsay was having a get-together at her home. Several people say she wasn't drinking, that she didn't even have a drink, but at a certain point in the night, apparently, she fell off the wagon and did start drinking.
When assistant TARIN GRAHAM walked into the house and looked disheveled with teary red eyes, Lindsay was concerned that something happened to her.
There was some sort of altercation. Tarin either quit or Lindsay fired her. Tarin left and Lindsay followed her.
There were definitely two people in the car with Lindsay that night.
Tarin's mother apparently made a police call because she was afraid someone was chasing her.
Right now, we don't know who may have been chasing her. It could have been paparazzi.
When the cops arrived, there were so many people in the parking lot that they automatically zoomed in on Lindsay. Apparently the altercation took place at about 1:30 a.m.
Lindsay was strong-armed into taking a breathalyzer test. They say the cocaine was not Lindsay's; she was wearing someone else's pants.
Dina got a call from Lindsay at about 5 a.m. and she was talking so fast Dina couldn't even understand what she was saying ... she was just like, 'Mommy, mommy, mommy,' and very upset in the conversation.
For the past two years, Dina's been trying to get Lindsay to leave L.A. and come to N.Y. so she can be with all of her children.
Obviously she's been going through a tough time and it would be best for her to come to N.Y., to be with her family right now, take some time off, get into a rehab center and bascially give herself a chance to be healthy right now.
They say her life is at risk. Lindsay suffers an addiction. It's not about Lindsay's career right now. It's about saving her life.
Dina and Lindsay have been talking every hour. They're texting constantly, they're on the phone.
Not only does Dina have to deal with Lindsay's crisis right now, but she also has to appear in court this Friday and Monday because she's in a custody battle for all four of her children.
Lindsay could be traveling from L.A. to N.Y. right now to possibly be admitted into rehab.
On a programming note, I'm at home visiting my family right now, so posting may be slower than usual. And, with any luck, we'll get some very special posts from my mom and sister before the week is over, which should be funny because neither of them knows or cares about celebrities. My sister the oceanographer wants to know if she can blog about phytoplankton. I told her that as long as it ties into Lindsay Lohan, she sure can. So we'll see how that goes. />A Lohan family friend, Gina Glockman, recently gave this account of events to Entertainment Tonight:
Lindsay was having a get-together at her home. Several people say she wasn't drinking, that she didn't even have a drink, but at a certain point in the night, apparently, she fell off the wagon and did start drinking.
When assistant TARIN GRAHAM walked into the house and looked disheveled with teary red eyes, Lindsay was concerned that something happened to her.
There was some sort of alt...
I was sitting at dinner with friends on Tuesday night, after a day of Lohan insanity, and we were talking about where this story was headed. "Well, there's a 911 tape out there somewhere," I told them, "and it's only a matter of time before it's on the Internet."
And here it is.
Click here to listen. The tape is of the mother of Lohan's assistant, Tarin Graham, telling police that a white GMC is following her.
Is it just me, you guys, or are 911 operators always dicks? The caller he...
In general I'm trying to stay away from the Larry Birkhead-ness in the news, because I don't know that any of this shit deserves publicity. But Larry showed up on Entertainment Tonight with some really cute pics of little Dannielynn, so I'll write about it. Just this once.
"Every day she does something new, and now she's sharing her bottle with me," says Larry. "So if I say, 'Give daddy a drink,' she'll toss it over her shoulder. It's cool being a dad."
Sharing her bottle? So she doesn't take ...
Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland talks in the upcoming issue of Essence about a time when she didn't feel comfortable in her skin. "It's said that brown-skinned girls don't sell magazines and that's so sad," she tells the magazine. "I remember wishing I was more fair-skinned, but Tina Knowles, Beyoncé's mom, would say, 'Don't you know how beautiful you are?' She made me come into my brown beauty. I didn't get it, but now I do. I am chocolate and beautiful and loving it."
Meanwhile, her fo...
Jessica Alba is back on the market and ready to be slutty!
The Fantastic Four star has dumped her longtime boyfriend, Cash Warren, reportedly telling him on the phone, "I'm not in love with you anymore."
A source close to Cash says that it "happened...almost out of nowhere. [Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her."
Alba, as you may recall, made headlines back in June for professing a laid-back attitude about sex: “I feel ...
For those of you who were wondering what the hell good was that alcohol-detecting ankle strap Lindsay was wearing prior to her DUI -- it looks like it worked, but it needs to come with GPS.
The device did sound -- two hours before Lindsay's arrest -- and her lawyer, Blair Berk, was notified. Berk, like the rest of us, knows what happens when alcohol enters Lindsay's system, so she was desperately, but unsuccessfully, trying to find the starlet in those two hours.
Unfortunately, Lindsay...
This guy must have one hell of a personality, because he's totally fug, he's not exactly packing (unless you count his balls -- you could pack for a week-long vacation in those things), and yet his band's fan base seems to start and end with Hollywood It girls. Honestly, does anyone you actually know in real life listen to Whitestarr?
Cisco Adler, the rocker who's been linked to Mischa Barton and Kim Stewart, finally jumped on the Paris Hilton train this week.
The scariest scene at Guy's karaoke night on Tuesday wasn't Paris "singing,"...
From Page Six:
LUKE Wilson had to change his cellphone number this weekend, thanks to an annoying prank by his pal Johnny Knoxville. The "Jackass" star found out Wilson was going to hang out at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu for the Boost Mobile party Saturday and hired a plane to hover above the place with a banner that read: "Luke Wilson's phone number 3105000082." Apparently, it was his real number. It's now out of service. But Wilson decided not to hang at the beach, probably becaus...