Remember the good old days, when the worst thing we had to say about Britney Spears was that she married Kevin Federline? Back when we thought he was the problem? Oh, how very wrong we were!
Another disastrous chapter in Britney's life (and, by extension, all of ours) has come to a close, as her divorce from Kevin was finalized today.
It looks like Kevin's getting $15K/month in child support as well as $20K/month in spousal support, but the spousal support will come to an end in November...
Usher calls off his wedding at the very last minute. [Holy Candy] They're really making a Saw IV? I'm still having nightmares about the first one. [popbytes] Jessica Simpson's planning to make a country album. You know, because Dukes of Hazzard did so well. [Cele|bitchy] When Supermodels Get Old: Jerry Hall rocks the bikini. [Celebslam]
From Page Six:
WHICH actress' weight gain is being blamed on her scoundrel ex-boyfriend who knocked her up? She only started shedding some of the weight when he forced her to terminate her pregnancy.
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I don't think Lindsay Lohan could have crafted a more thorough destruction of her reputation and career even if she'd consulted with Michael Richards beforehand.
Remember the two other passengers in Lindsay's car during the chase? TMZ sat them down for an interview, and they had quite a story to tell.
Apparently the evening began at a party in Malibu, where Lindsay was never without a drink, and was doing shots with people and generally getting retarded. Then her assistant, Tarin Graham, began fighting with her boyfriend, Dan Regan, outside the party. Lindsay went outside and screamed at her to shut up, at which point the assistant quit and got in her car to drive away. Three of Dan Regan's friends were in their white GMC Denali outside the party. Lindsay reached in through the window, grabbed the keys and commandeered the vehicle.
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So all three people in the car are immediately concerned that Linday's going to kill them in this vehicle. One of them jumps out of the car, Lindsay runs over his foot, and keeps driving. She chases Tarin south down PCH at 100 mph -- including making several U-turns as Tarin tries to lose them -- and into Santa Monica, at which point she loses Tarin after running several red lights in the process. Lindsay assumes that they're headed toward Tarin's mother's house, and she arrives there just as Tarin's mother was pulling into the driveway. The mother -- who probably wasn't up on the backstory here and didn't know that it was Lindsay behind the wheel -- freaked out and pulled out of the driveway and headed to the police station. The other two passengers warned Lindsay that's where she was headed, but Linds responded with "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble."
The cars stopped near the police station, and police vehicles pulled up. When Lindsay was asked for her side of the story, she responded that "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving." Cute, Lindsay.
When taking her field sobriety test, Lindsay nearly fell over.
/>I don't think Lindsay Lohan could have crafted a more thorough destruction of her reputation and career even if she'd consulted with Michael Richards beforehand.
Remember the two other passengers in Lindsay's car during the chase? TMZ sat them down for an interview, and they had quite a story to tell.
Apparently the evening began at a party in Malibu, where Lindsay was never without a drink, and was doing shots with people and generally getting retarded. Then her assistant, Tarin Graham, be...
From the big house to the big screen, Paris Hilton's lined up yet another movie role.
Hilton will star in 2008's Repo! The Genetic Musical, which appears to a be a futuristic, sci-fi musical centering around the demise of the human race. Paris calls it a "unique project," and she's right; it's unique in that they hired her. "I've been rehearsing every day—seven hours a day," said Hilton. "We're just in the studio. We're doing dance and singing. We go shoot next month in Toronto." P...
American Idol's Constantine leaves Les Deux on Saturday night looking mighty wasted. How'd this guy even get in?...
Britney Spears and what must be her newest assistant hit up Hollywood on Saturday night.
Doesn't this girl have any friends?
It seems every time there's another young woman in a shot, it turns out to be her assistant. When's the last time you saw a picture of Britney out with friends? She doesn't have any!...
Sarah Thompson, who plays Rose on Seventh Heaven, was married this weekend in Santa Barbara to screenwriter Brad Kane (the People article doesn't mention this, but he also did the singing voice of Aladdin in the animated film, which I think is about the coolest claim to fame anyone could ever have).
"It was breathtakingly beautiful," she said. "It was amazing to be surrounded by the people you love the most."
I have to admit that coming across this article on People.com was one of the st...
Ring, ring!
Brody Jenner: Hi, Kim.
Kim Kardashian: Hi, Brody.
BJ: Gee, Kim, I sure do wish I was more famous than I am. I had that one TV show that lasted three episodes, and then I was banging Nicole Richie, and then Lauren Conrad, and now I'm just plumb out of ideas.
KK: I have the same problem.
BJ: Any suggestions?
KK: You could pee on Lauren Conrad and tape it. That works well.
BJ: That's a really good idea, but I don't know if Lauren would go for it.
KK: You could get a DUI or ...
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When are these bodyguards going to learn that beating up paparazzi only equals more negative publicity for whoever it is they're "protecting?" Britney Spears' bodyguard beat up a photog in Las Vegas on Thursday. From TMZ:
Las Vegas police cited Britney's bodyguard last night in Las Vegas, for putting the smackdown on a photographer from Flynet agency.
The bodyguard, Julio Camera, nicknamed J.C., allegedly attacked the photog from behind after the lensman accidentally bumped Brit's older...