Awww ... well that was some short-lived excitement.
Just yesterday I thought there was a chance that Scarlett Johansson might play Jenna Jameson in her upcoming biopic, but it looks like that's a no-go.
"Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project," says a rep for the actress. "She also has no interest in playing this role."
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If you can believe it, Isaiah Washington had a little credit trouble before he landed that role on Grey's. [Cele|bitchy] Heh. I own this t-shirt, too. [popbytes] Cindy Crawford's boobies! [Yeeeah!] Paris Hilton's grandfather may be pulling her inheritance because of all the trouble she's caused. Not that she needs it at this point. [Derek Hail] Colin Farrell may have a tiny penis (God, I'm so happy to have a reason to link back to that post), but he sure does have a big heart. [Celebslam] Did Jessica Alba dump her boyfriend because he wouldn't marry her? [Derek Hail] Jamie Pressley goes for "Pirate slut chic" on her birthday. [Drunken Stepfather] Check out Lindsay Lohan's Jill Stuart ads. [POTP] Heidi Klum sluts it up for Arena magazine. [Fatback & Collards]
Faith Hill doesn't want anyone else grabbing her husband's balls. [Jordan]
The star of the new series The Two Coreys (co-starring Corey Haim, of course), is way too cool and important to take off his sunglasses on the red carpet at the Inspi(RED) event at Mood yesterday.
Look, Corey, before this dismally reviewed reality series, the last time you worked was in voice-overs for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! So, you know, take off your fucking glasses, dude.
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Lauren Conrad parties at Area in WeHo on Saturday night. Is everyone getting psyched for Season 3??!!
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The New York Post is reporting that the 58-year-old mother of Ivanka and Donald Jr. is wearing a "ginormous" pink diamond reportedly given to her by her 35-year-old beau, Rossano Rubicondi, who, as best I can tell, is some sort of Z-list actor/model, but feel free to correct me on that. She's reportedly begun referring to him as her "fiance." Her rep confirmed the story, stating that "it will be officially announced when she returns from the Mediterranean."
When asked what he knew about the ...
This would just be soooo great.
The ever-enterprising Jenna Jameson's making a film version of her autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, and apparently she has her eye on Scarlett Johansson for the starring role.
“I tapped up Scarlett for the part," she says, "and I’m very excited about the film."
Asked why she wouldn't be playing the role herself, Jenna responded, "You know, the truth is, I'm not really a very good actress. I do well on camera when someone puts a cock in my mouth, bu...
Paris Hilton's making a comeback, baby, and the wonky eye is coming along for the ride!
The wonky eye has been in hiding recently -- it was probably really traumatized by the jail stay and wasn't quite as ready to face the public again as the rest of Paris's body -- but we can all breathe a sigh of relief, because it's back! Paris has just announced that she's working on a new film and a new album, so I just can't think of a better way to herald the return of the wonky eye! Welcome back, b...
Danica McKellar, who played adorable girl-next-door Winnie on The Wonder Years, is hoping to send a positive message to young women with her new book, Math Doesn't Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math Without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail. Danica hopes the book will help encourage young women, who traditionally fall behind boys in the discipline around middle school, to stop hating math so much.
After finishing The Wonder Years, Danica pursued a degree in mathematics at UCLA, manag...
Because, you know, when it was just one sex tape and one DUI, it was kind of funny to leave these two alone with small children and farm animals. But now we're dealing with multiple recorded hours of drug use, racist rants, probable herpes infections, pregnancies out of wedlock, three DUIs and two jail sentences, and all of a sudden no one really wants their kids on TV quite that badly anymore. ...
Because you'll definitely want to drop some before you catch her Sweet Escape tour. These are a few pics from the tour's stop in Sydney. Honestly, people, how can you not get high for this?
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So I'm flipping through a bunch of photos from the Stardust premiere in LA, and I can't help but notice that Miss Claire Danes has a distinctly man-like quality in all of them. Is this just me? Has she always kind of had a mannish facial structure? Or has all that homewrecking just given her an extra dose of testosterone recently? What do you guys think?
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