Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Okay, These Are the Greatest Things Ever

So some PR firm plugging The Hills Season 2 DVD sent me a bunch of these today, and I have to say, I think they're pretty fabulous. Here's the info from the [sic]-tastic email I got:
MTV and their ad agency BaM have created EmotiClips - a way for friends to communicate using scenes of Lauren, Heidi and the infamous Spencer. Had a break-up recently? Want to tell your best girlfriend how much she means to you? Is someone just a ‘sucky person’ and you’ve got to get the point across? Well turn to MTV’s The Hills Emoticlips to do so. As the 2nd Season DVD of MTV’s hit show lands on shelves tomorrow (Tuesday, August 6th), make sure to send your true feelings (whatever they may be) as the star – Lauren, the party girl Audrina, the professional – Whitney, or the ever scandalous – Heidi. You’re point will definitely be made! So if you can’t live like the “Hill-arious” Ladies at least let your friends know what they mean to you in true SoCal style.
There's a bunch more of the "EmotiClips" after the jump. Read More /> So some PR firm plugging The Hills Season 2 DVD sent me a bunch of these today, and I have to say, I think they're pretty fabulous. Here's the info from the [sic]-tastic email I got: MTV and their ad agency BaM have created EmotiClips - a way for friends to communicate using scenes of Lauren, Heidi and the infamous Spencer. Had a break-up recently? Want to tell your best girlfriend how much she means to you? Is someone just a ‘sucky person’ and you’ve got to get the poin...

Paris Hilton Is Helping (Again)

Paris Hilton at Helio Summer Celebration, Benefiting Heal the Bay, Pictures, Photos Our budding Humanitarian of the Year showed up at yet another charity function: Helio's Summer Celebration, benefiting Heal the Bay. HTB is a "nonprofit environmental organization dedicated to making Southern California coastal waters and watersheds, including Santa Monica Bay, safe, healthy and clean." The event was hosted by Amy Smart and Emmy Rossum, but I'm sure Paris commanded the majority of the attention. A bespectacled Rumer Willis made an appearance, as did Lindsay Lohan's summer 2006 love, Harry Morto...

My Talent is Hopelessly Lost on Ellen Pompeo

Ellen Pompeo Thinks We’re Ruining the Younger Generation "I just think the media should take this country in a different direction," the Grey's Anatomy star says in the new issue of Los Angeles Confidential Magazine. "We're so focused on the wrong things. We're teaching young girls that this is what they should be focusing on: rich and famous girls who are rich and famous for nothing. What are we doing to this younger generation? It's not very responsible." Well, okay, fine, this younger generation has to deal with role models who are intellectually...

Lindsay’s Bodyguard: Blame it on Her Parents

lilo.jpg La Lohan's former bodyguard of three years decided to speak out to In Touch magazine about Lindsay's troubled childhood. "From a young age, she dealt with her father's physical, emotional and drug abuses as well as her mother's drinking." He claims that her parents viewed Lindsay as their "cash cow," and let her get away with anything to keep the money coming in. When Lindsay was 16, says the bodyguard, her father flew into a rage while driving and "slammed on the brakes and dragged her...

Blind Item

WHICH very eligible divorced man has his friends in a quandary now that he's engaged to get married again? The friends are afraid to tell him his fiancée is a gold digger who's still seeing her broke boyfriend on the side while waiting for her wedding day.
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Jennifer Lopez Makes Her First Husband Her Bitch

Jennifer Lopez Prevents Ex-Husband Ojani Noa From Releasing Tell-All Book This is so awesome. JLo's pre-superfame hubby, Ojani Noa, was planning to publish a tell-all book accusing Jennifer of having several affairs during their marriage, including one with current husband Marc Anthony. But Jen put the smack-down on him, and now she's been awarded nearly $545,000 in a lawsuit over the issue. (Only $200,000 of that is in damages -- the rest is to cover legal and arbitration fees.) Her lawsuit claimed that Noa had violated a previous lawsuit settlement preventing him ...

Ooh, Will Vivica Fox Get a SCRAM Bracelet, Too?

Vivica A Fox Ordered to Abstain from Drinking Alcohol Until Arraignment Vivica A. Fox, who was arrested in late March on two counts of DUI, was ordered by a judge to abstain from drinking alcohol until she is arraigned on DUI charges on Sept. 5. According to the court, Vivica "can be around it because of the nature of her work, but she cannot consume or possess it." If she is convicted on all charges, she faces a maximum of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. Jail is totally the new rehab. Say what you want about Paris Hilton, but that little bitch is a trend-se...

Gina Glocksen’s On-Stage Engagement

Gina Glocksen, the "rocker" chick from American Idol, got engaged to her boyfriend, Joe Ruzicka, on Tuesday at the Rosemont, Illionois stop on the American Idol tour. (That's still going on? Do people actually go to that?) The couple lives in nearby Naperville, and Joe is a high school science teacher. The engagement was caught on video, and would be really cute if it weren't for some annoying bitch squealing in the background the whole time. /> Gina Glocksen, the "rocker" chick from American Idol, got engaged to her boyfriend, Joe Ruzicka, on Tuesday at the Rosemont, Illionois stop on the American Idol tour. (That's still going on? Do people actually go to that?) The couple lives in nearby Naperville, and Joe is a high school science teacher. The engagement was caught on video, and would be really cute if it weren't for some annoying bitch squealing in the background the whole time. ...

Samantha Ronson Does a Little Bit Better with a White Outfit … Gee I Wonder Why

Samantha Ronson Leaving Her Birthday Party at Guy’s While Molly Sims spilled what looks to be a strong vodka cran on her lovely white blouse at Samantha Ronson's birthday party, SamRo herself walks out looking clean as a whistle in an all-white ensemble. Hey, you know what else is white? Yeah. Meanwhile, pay special attention to the really cool pill-shaped necklace she's sporting (wonder what's inside?) and the two packs of Marlboro Reds that apparently wouldn't fit into her huge-ass bag. You're so cool, Samantha. ...