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Britney's assistant got served with a subpoena from K-Fed. [Cele|bitchy] Season Two of The Hills is now on DVD. [popbytes] The entire Jolie-Pitt clan checks out a Chicago museum. How very wholesome! [Celebslam] Now I understand why Erykah Badu usually wears a wrap of some sort on her head. [Bossip] Amy Winehouse never actually made it to rehab. She's waiting until her drug and alcohol problem gets serious, I suppose. [Yeeeah!] Paris Hilton's still advertising her cheap-ass hair extensions. [Agent Bedhead] Brad Garrett doesn't want the world to think of him as a racist; he needs to make it clear that he's actually a violent racist. [The Blemish]
Spotted: A pregnant Nicole Richie -- wearing a loose black top -- and baby daddy Joel Madden, at Trash & Vaudeville in NYC's East Village.
See, people? When you actually want the paparazzi to leave you alone, it's super easy. You just avoid the ten places in the whole world that they camp out. There are no paparazzi in the East Village. Props to Nicole for actually getting the hell out of LA to maintain some privacy during this time. />...
That's not a joint, people. It's a very small tampon. That she has in her mouth. On fire. Because smoking tiny tampons is so hot right now.
Sigh.
At her Malibu beach house this weekend. ...
After taking little Zahara to a toy store last week, Angelina Jolie put in some quality time with 6-year-old Maddox yesterday, taking him to the Borders in Chicago. Look at her go -- teaching the tot the importance of books!! Angelina certainly knows how to score good publicity. Expect a one-on-one outing with Pax later this week, probably to some manner of museum.
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The show must go on, I guess.
A woman auditioning for American Idol in Texas last Monday went into labor while singing for the judges. Antoria Gillon, 20, wasn't actually due until August 9, so she thought it was totally reasonable for her to wait in line for 16 hours and go through with the audition process.
"I felt something over my body when I was walking," she said. "I knew right away what it was. I was singing, and the judge stopped and asked if I was OK, and I said, 'I just want...
Hopefully he does end up getting more custody of his kids, because they seem to be the only ones who have a use for Kevin Federline these days.
Federline was supposed to have a small role in the 2008 film The Night Watchman, starring Keanu Reeves and Hugh Laurie, but his part was cut, and he wasn't informed by his manager, who clearly considers him a really valuable client. So he actually showed up on set, only to be embarrassingly informed that his services were no longer needed.
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Kelly Bundy is back on the market, boys!
Kelly and her husband, actor Johnathon Schaech, have been separated since November 2005, and Schaech filed for divorce in December 2006. The divorce was finalized on Friday in an LA court.
Schaech was awarded more than $1.5 million in bank accounts and a 2001 Mercedes-Benz S500. Christina scored $7.5 mil in bank accounts, a 2006 Lexus, and two of the couple's LA residences. I think it's clear who won. ...
It's been awhile since we've heard from our favorite exploitative rapist around these parts. Joe Francis is still in jail but back in the press, this time speaking out against Hugh Hefner for failing to support him while he's in a Reno, Nevada jail for using underage girls in a sexual performance.
"Hugh Hefner was arrested in 1963 for a similar offense and pursued by law enforcement for decades. It's sad how quickly he forgets," said Francis in an interview from the slammer. "What I am goi...
MK, who was looking pretty damn adorable at the screening for Weeds a couple months ago, has totally relapsed in these latest shots from Hampton Social.
Look, MK, there's no such thing as Wiccan chic. Give it up.
Also, what's that red thing in her hand? It looks like some sort of press pass, but the writing looks Asian. Anyone know?
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Well, she finally followed my advice and got the hell out of LA for rehab.
Lindsay Lohan is at the ultra-exclusive, ultra-secure, ultra-hardcore Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah. According to TMZ, Lindsay's been cooperative from the start. She lives with two roommates, and spends time during the day doing dishes, cleaning toilets, attending meetings and getting no special treatment.
Also, Lindsay reportedly went to an intense, medical detox facility in L.A. for eight days immediately following her arrest. Then she w...
Um ... Is Hayden Panettiere even old enough to drive?
I guess she is, but she's not old enough to vote just yet (9 days and counting) and she is certainly not old enough to be at Les Deux. And yet, somehow, there she is, driving off in her car after a long, hard night of partying at the WeHo hotspot.
Is anyone else getting Lindsay Lohan flashbacks? ...