Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Are Oprah and Stedman over? [popbytes]

Jessica Alba rocks the THO. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

Oh, the irony! Some guy who guest starred a couple times on Law & Order: SVU was arrested for having child pornography on his computer. [Cele|bitchy]

Hooray for Anna Faris in her underwear. [Drunken Stepfather]

This is not Mandy Moore's best look. [The Blemish]

The Price is Right has raised its turntabled fist to fight back against new host Drew Carey. [Celebslam]

I ::heart:: Selma Blair. [Daily Stab]

/>Are Oprah and Stedman over? [popbytes] Jessica Alba rocks the THO. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy] Oh, the irony! Some guy who guest starred a couple times on Law & Order: SVU was arrested for having child pornography on his computer. [Cele|bitchy] Hooray for Anna Faris in her underwear. [Drunken Stepfather] This is not Mandy Moore's best look. [The Blemish] The Price is Right has raised its turntabled fist to fight back against new host Drew Carey. [Celebslam] I ::heart:: Selma Blair. [Daily Stab]...

LINDSAY!!!!! WE MISSED YOU!!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan at Tanning Salon outside Cirque Lodge Rehab in Utah Oh, Lindsay! Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay!!! Thank GOD you're back!!! OMG, Lindsay, I am soooo sorry if I've taken you for granted in the past. I can't imagine how underappreciated you must have felt, but OMG, Lindsay, life in the gossip world sucks without you. I know I've given you shit in the past for leaving assorted rehabs to go on little errands to the gym or to Robertson or to lunch with friends, I know I acted like those were things you shouldn't have been doing, but, oh, Lindsay, I was so wrong!...

Britney Spears is Bad, Part 348

brit_cool_hat_yay.jpg Kevin Federline is on the warpath, trying to get custody of the ex-couple's two sons. After serving subpoenas to two of Britney's former assistants and her former bodyguard, K-Fed now has another secret weapon: video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their Malibu mansion, documenting Britney's insanity. According to the National Enquirer, in one of the tapes, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas. In another, she actually...

Rihanna Is a Good Big Sister

Rihanna and Her Little Brother at the People Music Lounge in NYC Awww ... these pictures are just the cutest thing. Rihanna's little brother accompanied the singer to the People Music Lounge in NYC tonight, and she played around with him for the cameras. I know it's something of a PR stunt. I know I'm supposed to ooh and ahh over these and we're all supposed to forget about how she's probably banging Jay-Z behind Beyonce's back. And you know what? It's totally working. And as far as PR stunts go, I'll take this shit over a DUI, a rehab visit or a "feud" any ...

Ivanka Trump Kills Stuff

Ivanka Trump Stuff Magazine Here's Ivanka Trump, celebrating her cover of Stuff magazine, the poor man's alternative to Maxim. She's on the cover of the fall fashion issue. The event was held at Trump Tower, and Donald was there with her on the carpet, as he's certainly not one to pass up an opportunity to use his daughter's sex appeal to further his own fame. This is nice and all, but I love that this is happening as Stuff magazine is probably folding. From the Hollywood Reporter: The future owners of Dennis Pu...

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Is Jessica Biel moving in with Justin Timberlake? Does he have to settle down with her now that she's probably given him the Derek Jeter herpes? So many questions. [Cele|bitchy]

Britney Spears' bodyguard is today's victim of Kevin Federline's custody battle. [Holy Candy ]

How is James Blunt landing all these chicks? [A Socialite's Life]

Annie Lennox has a new album. [popbytes]

What's left of Jenna Jameson, in a bikini. [Celebslam]

Lindsay Lohan does the cover of Maxim magazine looking, well, less than sober. [Celebrity Smack]

Britney Spears' drinking problem continues to make money for everyone but her. [Ninja Dude]

/>Is Jessica Biel moving in with Justin Timberlake? Does he have to settle down with her now that she's probably given him the Derek Jeter herpes? So many questions. [Cele|bitchy] Britney Spears' bodyguard is today's victim of Kevin Federline's custody battle. [Holy Candy ] How is James Blunt landing all these chicks? [A Socialite's Life] Annie Lennox has a new album. [popbytes] What's left of Jenna Jameson, in a bikini. [Celebslam] Lindsay Lohan does the cover of Maxim magazine looking, well, les...

Documents in Spears/Federline Divorce Case May Be Unsealed

britney_cig.jpg Thank you, People magazine! The celeb rag, along with KNBC-TV, have filed a motion asking that the documents in the Spears/Federline divorce case be made publicly available. A court commissioner said today that he would consider the motion. "They're appropriate participants in here," he said. Kevin's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said the documents discussed in the motion contain information about the schedules of the couple's children and other details that could put the kids in jeopardy. "It would be best for the children that they not b...

Amy Winehouse in Rehab for Real This Time?

wino.jpg The Mirror told us Amy Winehouse was in rehab last week, but it wasn't true. This week, they say she's there for reals, and, most days, I couldn't be bothered to care about this story, but so far this has been the slowest news week ever (we need you out of rehab and drinking, Lindsay!), so we're going to write about Ms. Winehouse and her supposed new rehab stay. Winehouse and her husband, Blake Civil-Fielder, have flown from England to the U.S. to seek help with their drug addictions, whi...

Breaking! It’s Possible Paris Hilton is Not a Changed Person!

paris_jail.jpg We've seen a very different Paris Hilton this past month. The starlet has stayed away from Hyde, Area and Les Deux, and has instead popped up at events to support green vehicles, spinal cord injury advocates, and safe, healthy California coastlines. So what gives? Did Paris's jail stay really change her outlook on life? No way, say her pals. After her jail stay, Paris parted ways with longtime publicist Elliot Mintz, instead signing up with crisis manager Michael Sitrick, who's been guidi...