Jay-Z is #1 on Forbes' list of Hip-Hop Moguls. Tragically, Scott Storch made the Top Ten cut, too. [Bossip]
Watch Britney Spears get shoe-horned into those jeans for her Allure photo shoot. [Agent Bedhead]
OMG!!! The Hills may be scripted! [The Blemish]
Ever wonder what became of the naked pool baby on the Nirvana cover? I bet that kid gets laid a lot. [Celebrity Smack]
Jenna Bush got engaged to former employee of Karl Rove. [Cele|bitchy]
Ah, thank God. The Elizabeth Hasselback cameltoe shot. I won't be posting for the rest of the day, as I'll be too busy masturbating to this. [Drunken Stepfather]
David Beckham finally proves useful. [Celeb Warship]
/>Jay-Z is #1 on Forbes' list of Hip-Hop Moguls. Tragically, Scott Storch made the Top Ten cut, too. [Bossip] Watch Britney Spears get shoe-horned into those jeans for her Allure photo shoot. [Agent Bedhead] OMG!!! The Hills may be scripted! [The Blemish] Ever wonder what became of the naked pool baby on the Nirvana cover? I bet that kid gets laid a lot. [Celebrity Smack] Jenna Bush got engaged to former employee of Karl Rove. [Cele|bitchy] Ah, thank God. The Elizabeth Hasselback cameltoe shot. I won't be posting for the rest of the...
The troubled singer/songwriter/heroin addict left rehab after less than 48 hours.
Sources close to the family are blaming her husband Blake for encouraging Amy to leave the rehab, while her other friends and family desperately wanted her to stay there.
“She wanted to leave on Tuesday evening," says a source. "People close to her are devastated. But Blake wants her to return to normality — and we all know what their normality is. They’ve even been planning to meet frie...
Ryan Seacrest premiered Heidi Montag's first "single" this morning in LA. Spencer Pratt raps on it.
Apparently Ryan was not supposed to do this, and Heidi's been crying about it all morning.
Awwww. Poor baby.
“The record company leaked the track,†says a source. “Spencer and Heidi were just having fun in the studio and working on songs. That was not meant to be released. Spencer would never rap on Heidi’s first single.â€
The truth is, the song isn'...
Alas, another one of my boyfriends has gone over to the dark side.
Paris Hilton's flavor du jour is obviously Adrien Grenier.
He picked her up from her house last night and took her to some art show, where Brandon Davis was also present. (First: Awwwwkward. Second: What the fuck was Brandon Davis doing at an art show? In sunglasses? Hopefully they provided him with a coloring book to keep him entertained.)
Adrien, how could you do this to me? I truly thought you were better than that. P...
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It's the moment you've all been waiting for!
Jessica Biel is now contractually obligated to get naked on camera.
SHE'S been shy about bearing her bod every since her racy Gear magazine spread hit stands in 2000, but Jessica Biel plans to shed her threads in the upcoming movie "Powder Blue," which co-stars Forest Whitaker. Us Weekly reports that she'll play a "stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son," and audiences will get an eyeful. Biel "signed a contract that explici...
Hurry up! Grab one to sit on!
Sigh.
It was just earlier this summer that (married) magician Criss Angel was proclaiming his undying love for Cameron Diaz. But that's all over now -- Cameron's already being linked to Jessica Simpon's ex John Mayer -- and Criss Angel has moved on to none other than Britney Spears.
The two were caught by cameras at 4 a.m. last night in the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel. They were later spotted holding hands and taking an elevator up to an 11th floor suite...
Britney Spears' former assistant, Shannon Funk, arrived at Long Beach airport last night. Shannon, who Kevin Federline recently added to his top friends on Subpoenaster, has been accused of selling stories about Brit to OK! magazine. The magazine's expected to run a tell-all selling out the ex-assistant this week, because with Lindsay in rehab and Paris behaving herself, no one has anything else to write about.
Anyway, I just think it's funny how Britney's double chin seems to be catching...
I bet that's the face she makes in bed when she's spanking Nick.
Vanessa showed up at Kohl's Department Store in Jersey City to sign autographs and pimp her cosmetics line, Flirt, again.
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To quote my roommate on this one: "Ew."
John Mayer was seen on a date with Cameron Diaz in NYC on Tuesday night. "They went out to several places...It was the two of them, getting to know each other, out on the town," says a source.
Diaz is in New York filming the romantic comedy What Happens in Vegas, and John Mayer is in New York being lecherous.
According to friends, the two already knew each other: "This was technically not their first time hanging out...they've hung out together...
You guys, I hate to bring you news like this. Hell, I hate to bring me news like this. Jimmy Fallon clearly didn't get the memo that he is my boyfriend, and went and got his ass engaged to some loser movie producer. Her name is -- you know what? Fuck what her name is. I don't care. It doesn't matter and her arms are fat. I'm going to call her Fat-Arms. My boyfriend and Fat-Arms got engaged at Fat-Arms' family home in New Hampshire. He gave her a fancy diamond ring that will probably get stuck on her fat fingers and she'll have ...
The Olsen Twins and their creepy Shining-style ads are out, Teri Hatcher is in!
Hatcher is this season's new face of Badgley Mischka.
"She's a beautiful, smart woman, and I think our customer can relate to her," said Mark Badgley.
Really? Does anyone even watch Desperate Housewives anymore? I couldn't care less about Teri Hatcher, and I certainly don't relate to her. ...