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Ryan Seacrest to Host Emmys

Ryan Seacrest to Host Emmys The real question is: what isn't Ryan Seacrest hosting these days? Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Emmys. Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Super Bowl pre-game party. Ryan Seacrest is hosting American Idol. Ryan Seacrest is hosting on E! Ryan Seacrest is hosting his KIIS-FM radio show. The only thing Ryan Seacrest still isn't hosting is a girlfriend. I'd mention that I'm available for the position, if I thought it were available. But, I think he's looking to fill a different position, if yo...

Donald Trump Knows a Good Trainwreck When He Sees One

trump.jpg Okay, okay. Uncle. I had no plans to watch or care about Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, which is currently slated to feature boring D-listers Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Omarosa (from the original season of Apprentice), Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon (I don't know who half those people are, but haven't most of them done The Surreal Life already?), but now that Mr. Trump is talking about bringing on Britney, Pari...

Blind Item!

WHICH Oscar-winning actor has his friends worried? His career's gone downhill since getting the gold statue and his drinking has increased tenfold. Now, he doesn't even try to hide his public drunkenness or his affairs.
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Apologies for Technical Difficulties

Hi all, Sorry posting has been non-existent the past couple of days. We are having technical difficulties. And by technical difficulties, I mean my next-door neighbors moved and took their Wi-Fi connection with them. So the cable guy is coming tomorrow to make an honest woman of me, and, until then, I've found a lovely Tea Lounge with free Wi-Fi. So we're back. Beet />...

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At last! The Elvis and Lisa Marie Presley duet. [popbytes]

Rihanna's VMA photo shoot. [Celebrity Smack]

Remember Uncle Kracker? He just got arrested for a sex offense. [Daily Stab]

The latest in troubled celeb marriages: Pink's hubby, Cory Hart, is probably cheating on her. [Gabby Babble]

Ryan Phillippe has the balls to bitch about his ex-wife's new man, while he's going back to Abbie Cornish, the chick he was cheating on her with in the first place. [A Socialite's Life]

Brooke Shields is a strict mommy. [Cele|bitchy]

/>At last! The Elvis and Lisa Marie Presley duet. [popbytes] Rihanna's VMA photo shoot. [Celebrity Smack] Remember Uncle Kracker? He just got arrested for a sex offense. [Daily Stab] The latest in troubled celeb marriages: Pink's hubby, Cory Hart, is probably cheating on her. [Gabby Babble] Ryan Phillippe has the balls to bitch about his ex-wife's new man, while he's going back to Abbie Cornish, the chick he was cheating on her with in the first place. [A Socialite's Life] Brooke Shields is a strict mommy. [Cele...

Women in Film

Fun little YouTube clip for a slow Friday. The actresses shown here include: Mary Pickford, Lillian Gish, Gloria Swanson, Marlene Dietrich, Norma Shearer, Ruth Chatterton, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Carole Lombard, Bette Davis, Greta Garbo, Barbara Stanwyck, Vivien Leigh, Greer Garson, Hedy Lamarr, Rita Hayworth, Gene Tierney, Olivia de Havilland, Ingrid Bergman, Joan Crawford, Ginger Rogers, Loretta Young, Deborah Kerr, Judy Garland, Anne Baxter, Lauren Bacall, Susan Hayward, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, Lana Turner, Elizabeth Taylor, Kim Novak, Audrey Hepburn, Dorothy Dandridge, Shirley MacLaine, Natalie Wood, Rita Moreno, Janet Leigh, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Ann Margret, Julie Andrews, Raquel Welch, Tuesday Weld, Jane Fonda, Julie Christie, Faye Dunaway, Catherine Deneuve, Jacqueline Bisset, Candice Bergen, Isabella Rossellini, Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Jessica Lange, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sigourney Weaver, Kathleen Turner, Holly Hunter, Jodie Foster, Angela Bassett, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone, Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Sandra Bullock, Julianne Moore, Diane Lane, Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Reese Witherspoon and Halle Berry />Fun little YouTube clip for a slow Friday. The actresses shown here include: Mary Pickford, Lillian Gish, Gloria Swanson, Marlene Dietrich, Norma Shearer, Ruth Chatterton, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Carole Lombard, Bette Davis, Greta Garbo, Barbara Stanwyck, Vivien Leigh, Greer Garson, Hedy Lamarr, Rita Hayworth, Gene Tierney, Olivia de Havilland, Ingrid Bergman, Joan Crawford, Ginger Rogers, Loretta Young, Deborah Kerr, Judy Garland, Anne Baxter, Lauren Bacall, Susan Hayward, Ava Gardne...

Ethan Hawke Was Super Jealous of Uma Thurman

Ethan Hawke Talks About Why Hollywood Marriages Fail In an upcoming interview with AMC's Shootout, Ethan Hawke tells us what we already knew: celebrity marriages fail when one person becomes way more successful than the other. "It's unfair when one person's career is taking off and the other is really suffering," he says. "What happens — it's not that they're jealous of each other; it's that the person you share your life with isn't in the mood to support. You want to have a pity party for yourself, but they're off to the Golden Globes and you don't want to go ...

Nicole Richie Thinks She Can Control Me

nicole_joel_apartments.jpg From Page Six: NICOLE Richie knows how rumors get started, so she's nipping in the bud any chance of wicked whispers about her and boyfriend Joel Madden being on the outs. Wednesday night, Madden went to celebrate the first anniversary of the Village Pourhouse on Third Avenue, and all was well until a party promoter wanted to take a picture of him with a cute young woman. Our spy reports, "He said he couldn't, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or...

Ohhh Shit, We’ve Got the Vanessa Minnillo Naked Pictures

So remember back when we had those pics of Vanessa and Nick in a hot tub that I had to pull because they threatened to sue me? Even though OK magazine said they paid $400,000 for the shots to keep them private, some Spanish magazine called Toxic got the uncensored versions of the pics and ran them. They're not the shots of the couple doing the nasty, but they're some very naked pics of Vanessa, who doesn't shave down there, if you know what I mean. You can view them here and here. Jessica Simpson is having a wonderful day today. />So remember back when we had those pics of Vanessa and Nick in a hot tub that I had to pull because they threatened to sue me? Even though OK magazine said they paid $400,000 for the shots to keep them private, some Spanish magazine called Toxic got the uncensored versions of the pics and ran them. They're not the shots of the couple doing the nasty, but they're some very naked pics of Vanessa, who doesn't shave down there, if you know what I mean. You can view them here and here. Jessi...