Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Are You James Brown’s Child?

james_brown.jpg Because you might want to check. Yet another woman has successfully proven through DNA testing that she is the child of Godfather of Soul James Brown. She is the third person to do so since Brown's death in December of last year. About a dozen such DNA tests have been performed since his death, either by people who genuinely think they're his child, or who just want a part of his will. The will currently names six children, and is being disputed in court. One of the newfound children ...

The Bill Murray DUI?

Bill Murray Scores a DUI While we were all sitting around waiting for Britney Spears to beat Hayden Panettiere to a DUI, Bill Murray was quietly tiptoeing his way back onto our radar. And onto the radar of the Swedish police. The funnyman was spotted cruising around Stockholm, Sweden in a golf cart ... drunk! Cops stopped him and smelled alcohol on his breath. According to the AP: The golf cart had been on display for a week outside the downtown hotel where Murray and other VIPs attending the Scandinavian Mast...

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Amy Winehouse leaves rehab ... again ... [Cele|bitchy]

And her mom has a thing or two to say about this mess. [popbytes]

Vince Vaughn is having a little bit of trouble with his jet ski. [Celebslam]

Finally! Someone tells the truth! Jenna Jameson: "Skinny's a good thing!" [POTP]

Janice Dickinson is always happy to touch a penis for a good cause. [Celebrity Smack]

Kevin Federline's finely honed acting skills have landed him a gig on the CW. [The Blemish]

/>Amy Winehouse leaves rehab ... again ... [Cele|bitchy] And her mom has a thing or two to say about this mess. [popbytes] Vince Vaughn is having a little bit of trouble with his jet ski. [Celebslam] Finally! Someone tells the truth! Jenna Jameson: "Skinny's a good thing!" [POTP] Janice Dickinson is always happy to touch a penis for a good cause. [Celebrity Smack] Kevin Federline's finely honed acting skills have landed him a gig on the CW. [The Blemish] ...

Gwen Stefani Gets Dressed for Malaysia

gwen_toru.jpg After the singer took heat from critics in Malaysia who claimed her show was too sexual for the Muslim-majority country, she made some adjustments. She burst onto the stage wearing a black leotard under a white short-sleeved shirt and black-and-white striped hot pants suit, with black gloves up to her elbows. "I am very inspired tonight," Stefani told some 7,000 cheering fans at an indoor stadium. When Stefani announced tour dates in Malaysia, the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party accused her of promoting ...

I Like Keira Knightley Today

Keira Knightley Admits She’s Been Airbrushed In a recent interview with the UK's Radio Times, the Pirates hottie openly credits her good genes and Photoshop for all the fabulous pictures of her gracing magazine covers. "OK, I'm on the cover of a magazine," she says, "but somebody else does the hair, and the makeup, and airbrushes the fuck out of me – it's not me, it's something other people have created." She also downplays the value of fame. "It frightens me when kids go, 'I want to be famous,' " she says. "Why? Because you...

CariDee English Photographs So Well

caridee.jpg Oh wait, except she totally doesn't. Every picture I've come across of her since she won ANTM just sucks. Seriously, this chick makes Vincent Pastore look like a supermodel. Also: Rachel Hunter is a tragedy. I'm not even going to tell you guys what event this is, because it's the stupidest thing ever, and I can't even believe they got a celebrity of Caridee's status to attend. This is definitely the kind of event where you have your fingers crossed for some contestant from Ave...

John Mayer and Cameron Diaz: Still On!

In truth, I can't think of a relationship I care less about right now. But for those of you who do care, they were spotted on yet another NYC date.
The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were "all over each other" and "super flirty" at the Bowery Hotel Friday night, an onlooker tells PEOPLE. Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, who sat together on a couch in the back of the patio, "were laughing and talking a lot" as the waitress brought several rounds of drinks, says the source. Last Tuesday, the pair were spotted having dessert at the French-Vietnamese restaurant Indochine. "It looked like a casual date," said a source. "She was giggly. She was laughing and seemed happy." Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells PEOPLE, "Yes, it's definitely true."
This must be a really weird week for Jessica Simpson. I mean, the naked pictures of Vanessa "Bush" Minnillo hit the web on Friday, so that must have been pretty vindicating for her. But now her ex-boyfriend is running around town with Cameron Diaz, so that kind of sucks. And why do I spend so much time thinking about what Jessica Simpson must feel about everything? What is wrong with me? />In truth, I can't think of a relationship I care less about right now. But for those of you who do care, they were spotted on yet another NYC date. The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were "all over each other" and "super flirty" at the Bowery Hotel Friday night, an onlooker tells PEOPLE. Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, who sat together on a couch in the back of the patio, "were laughing and talking a lot" as the waitress brought several rounds of drinks, says...

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Justin Timberlake will fuck anything. But so will Jessica Biel. Must be why that relationship works so well. [Celebslam]

Woah. Kim Stewart really doesn't look all that awesome in a bikini. In fact, I feel a whole lot better about myself right now. That, and I never fell off a motorcycle on a red carpet. [Drunken Stepfather]

You know, maybe we should start writing stories about the days that Pete Doherty doesn't get arrested. [Celeb Warship]

Christina Aguilera is making good use of those pregnancy tits. [Fatback & Collards]

It's Britney Spears' real hair. (The kind on her head.) [Cityrag]

I am kind of obsessed with Mena Suvari's new shaved head look. (Yes, it's for a movie.) Doesn't she look like a really adorable alien in these pics? [The Blemish]

/>Justin Timberlake will fuck anything. But so will Jessica Biel. Must be why that relationship works so well. [Celebslam] Woah. Kim Stewart really doesn't look all that awesome in a bikini. In fact, I feel a whole lot better about myself right now. That, and I never fell off a motorcycle on a red carpet. [Drunken Stepfather] You know, maybe we should start writing stories about the days that Pete Doherty doesn't get arrested. [Celeb Warship] Christina Aguilera is making good use of those pregnancy tits. [Fatback ...