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Kimora Lee is ready to talk about Russell. [Bossip]

It's fair to assume Ted Nugent will not be voting for Barack Obama. [Celebslam]

Did Janet Jackson secretly get married? If MediaTakeOut says so, it must be true. [Cele|bitchy]

Explain to me how Paula Abdul has a boyfriend and I do not. [popbytes]

A Veronica Mars movie? [Fatback and Collards]

The Biggest Loser has a new host. [Celebrity Smack]

/>Kimora Lee is ready to talk about Russell. [Bossip] It's fair to assume Ted Nugent will not be voting for Barack Obama. [Celebslam] Did Janet Jackson secretly get married? If MediaTakeOut says so, it must be true. [Cele|bitchy] Explain to me how Paula Abdul has a boyfriend and I do not. [popbytes] A Veronica Mars movie? [Fatback and Collards] The Biggest Loser has a new host. [Celebrity Smack] ...

Things You Can Do In the Amount of Time Nicole Richie Spent in Jail

CBS put together this lovely list: You can order a pizza from Pizza Hut and Domino's and expect it to arrive at your door...and have time to eat it. Not that Nicole eats much...but the rest of us can. You can drive from Los Angeles to Long Beach (if traffic is light). You can read an entire issue of "US Weekly." You can wait on line at the post office in Sherman Oaks (the express line usually takes less than an hour. Unless you're holding extremely heavy packages. Then, of course, clerks go off duty to delight in watching you struggle.) You can get out of the Dodgers parking lot (even when they are sold out) with their new parking procedures. Last year, not so much. There were games where fans (the web team included) spent 2 hours trying to get out of the lot. You can play a rousing game of Trivial Pursuit...especially if your opponents aren't very bright. You can burn 559 calories while running cross-country (provided you weigh 100 pounds). You can fly to Vegas and wait for your bag and get to a casino on the strip....if it's not too far down the strip. You can watch the entire "Simpsons" movie as it is exactly 82 minutes long. You can get a haircut (no waiting) at most barbers and hair salons (appointments necessary, of course) You can watch three episodes of "The Simple Life"... You can have lipo done during your lunch hour...including a stop at In 'N Out (presumably before the lipo.) />CBS put together this lovely list: You can order a pizza from Pizza Hut and Domino's and expect it to arrive at your door...and have time to eat it. Not that Nicole eats much...but the rest of us can. You can drive from Los Angeles to Long Beach (if traffic is light). You can read an entire issue of "US Weekly." You can wait on line at the post office in Sherman Oaks (the express line usually takes less than an hour. Unless you're holding extremely heavy packages. Then, of course, cl...

Blake Lewis Inks Record Deal

Blake Lewis Signs Record Deal with 19 Arista I guess it's American Idol day. Or, you know, I guess it's a really slow news day. On the heels of the release of the first Jordin Sparks single, "Tattoo," comes the news that runner-up Blake Lewis has signed a recording deal with 19 Recordings/Arista Records. His album's due in late 2007. "Blake has a strong music sensibility and knows who he is and what his music should represent," says Clive Davis, who basically seems to be in the business of supporting every AmIdol contestant whose nam...

Kirsten Dunst Was Robbed

Kirsten Dunst’s SoHo Grand Hotel Room Robbed According to the AP, a $13,000 handbag and some other items were stolen from Kirsten Dunst's room in the SoHo Grand Hotel on August 9. She's in NYC filming How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, and was not in the room when the robbery occurred. They also took $2,500 in cash, credit and ID cards, two digital cameras, a cell phone and an iPod music player, court records show. A surveillance camera in the lobby spotted them leaving. One suspect, Jarrod Beinerman, 33, was being held o...

You’re So Cool, Constantine

Constantine Maroulis at ESPN Deportes La Revista Party The former AmIdol contestant made an appearance at the ESPN Deportes La Revista blah blah blah blah ... these are always such non-events. I have no idea what he was doing there. Especially with Anthony Fedorov. What the hell does Constantine have to do with a Spanish sports magazine? Isn't he Greek? Just because he looks like he could be Spanish doesn't mean he had any reason to be there. Yet he was. ...

No One with the Last Name of Lohan Should Travel in a Car

Lindsay Lohan and Younger Sister Ali, Who Was Recently in a Car Accident in Long Island Seriously, can we just start shipping these people where they need to go in freight trains? It would be safer! The latest Lohan to be involved in a traffic accident is lil' sis Ali, age 13, who was in a car crash on Friday night after sneaking out of the family's Long Island house to meet her 16-year-old boyfriend, who had a learner's permit. Two people were slightly injured in the accident, but Ali was fine, and was able to fly out to Utah this week to visit big sis Lindsay in reh...

If the Drugs Don’t Kill Her, Amy Winehouse Can Always Rely on Her Husband to Finish the Job

Amy Winehouse Has Bruises and Cuts After Getting into a Fight with Her Husband It's nice to know you have things you can count on in this life. Amy Winehouse -- who can't seem to stay in rehab any longer than Nicole Richie can stay in jail -- got into a huge fight with her supportive, loving husband, Blake Civil-Fielder, in a hotel in London yesterday. These are the follow-up pics. According to the UK's Daily Mail: "Amy was in floods of tears. [Her husband] was screaming at her. She was cowering in the corner and I thought he was going to hit her. When the lift door opened, she took off across the lobby at a real ...

Nicole Richie Served 82 Minutes in Jail

Nicole Richie Mug Shot She was in. She was out. Quicker than Lindsay Lohan can down a bottle of Grey Goose, Nicole Richie served her jail sentence. While the rest of the world was focused on Lindsay's plea bargaining, Nicole quietly slipped in and out of Lynwood's women's facility. She checked in at 3:15 pm today and checked out at 4:37 pm. According to a statement from the LA County Sheriff's Department: On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself foll...

The Jordin Sparks Single: Coming Soon!

Jordan Sparks First Single, Tattoo, Hits Airwaves on Monday The youngest AmIdol winner ever is all set to debut her first single. The song is called "Tattoo" (um, she's not even old enough to get a tattoo) and will hit airwaves August 27, although you can get a sneak preview tomorrow on PopEater. "Right after I heard the first chorus, I was like, `I wanna sing that song. I have to have it. I wanna sing it,'" said Sparks. The full album will be released November 20. Jordan describes it as a mix of pop-rock and ballads, with a little bit of country. ...

Nicole Richie Is In Jail

Nicole Richie Checked into Jail at Lynwood While all eyes were on Lindsay Lohan's plea deal, a pregnant Nicole checked into Lynwood -- where Paris did her time -- at 3:15 pm today. Nicole is supposed to serve four days, but will likely go home early because of overcrowding. I'm not sure why she checked in during the afternoon -- she could have checked in at 11:59pm and had it count as a full day. Maybe she was worried about the lines being long, who knows? We'll have more details as they come. ...