Why do I care about Rumer Willis?
Why do you?
What does she do?
Why do I run her picture when it shows up?
It's not like it's a slow news week. It's only Monday, and already Owen Wilson's tried to off himself, Nick Hogan nearly killed himself drag-racing, and a bigot Idaho senator got caught in "lewd" bathroom acts with another man.
And yet, I feel moved to run this new picture of Rumer Fucking Willis at the LG House in Malibu. I think I'm fascinated by the flatness of her stomach. I...
You can't legally sleep with half the people who showed up at the Teen Choice Awards, but it sure is nice to look anyway. [Drunken Stepfather] Paris Hilton and Kid Rock are getting a little too close for comfort. [Celebslam] Things are still happening with Madonna's adoption of David Banda that happened 100 years ago. Seriously this kid must be old enough to be legally emancipated by now. Why does anyone still care? [Cele|bitchy] Breaking: Renee Zellweger is skinny! [Holy Candy] Having successfully kicked off the careers of Jennifer Aniston's bikini, much like her career, is just hanging on by a thread. [Agent Bedhead] Nobody liked The Nanny Diaries. [Pajiba] I don't know who Sarah Harding is but this is one amazing nip slip? [SOW]
This is a juicy one:
WHICH political candidate enjoys visiting New York because he has a girlfriend who lives downtown? The pol tells her he'll marry her when his current wife is out of the picture.
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eight zero supermodels, Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model is ready to get started. [popbytes]
Miss Teen South Carolina's list of topics to mention in her Q&A session during the Miss Teen USA pageant, regardless of the question:
1) The Iraq
2) South Africa
3) U.S. Americans
4) The Asian countries
Miss Teen South Carolina's list of optional topics to mention in her Q&A during the Miss Teen USA pageant, should the question so incline her:
1) The glaring, and tragic, shortage of maps in this country. />
Miss Teen South Carolina's list of topics to mention in her Q&A session during the Miss Teen USA pageant, regardless of the question:
1) The Iraq
2) South Africa
3) U.S. Americans
4) The Asian countries
Miss Teen South Carolina's list of optional topics to mention in her Q&A during the Miss Teen USA pageant, should the question so incline her:
1) The glaring, and tragic, shortage of maps in this country....
Update: Wilson had an unlikely hospital visitor: Samuel L. Jackson! Check out video here.
This is the path Lindsay Lohan's on!
The Insider is reporting that Owen Wilson, who attempted suicide on Sunday, has a history of depression and drug and alcohol abuse. He spent time in the Hazeldon rehab center in Minnesota seven years ago.
Owen's stayed sober and healthy for awhile, but apparently recently he's fallen off the wagon and, now, into a hospital (where he's in good condition).
I remember back when he was dating Kate Hudson, reports surfaced about he, Kate an...
Cigarette?
Check!
Margarita?
Check!
Assorted wigs?
Check!
Small child?
Check!
Just another day in the Spears household.
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At a polo match in Southampton this weekend. ...
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Bradley was spotted yesterday in Manhattan taking three of the four kiddos to a playground. He had Zahara, Pax and Maddox in tow.
How ridiculously cute is this?
The Jolie-Pitts are the best with these photo ops!
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I don't know how she could abuse those children.
She's never with them! When would she find the time???
Via TMZ:
An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present -- Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court.
We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we're told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigatio...
Leaving Area last night.
Also, whoever did Audrina's eye makeup for that night deserves a damn Oscar. They look about 100 times better than usual.
Photo credit: Buzz Foto...
Hayden Panettiere poses for the October issue of the UK's FHM magazine.
She's a gorgeous girl, but they've airbrushed about 3 inches off her legs here.
Thanks Marc!
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