Finally! Hayden Panettiere has dressed up as a German beer wench. [FListed]
Larry Birkhead, blah blah blah, OK! magazine, blah blah, lawsuit, blah. Mad props to Celebitchy for writing up this story. I tried like five times and each time my head nearly exploded from boredom. But I know some of you care. [Cele|bitchy]
PJ Harvey's coming out with a new album. [popbytes]
Thank God someone thought to compile a comprehensive list of celebrity lesbian crushes. [cityrag]
Paris Hilton is done terrorizing Malibu. [Celebslam]
Ivana Trump's boyfriend is ridiculously hot. And, no, that's not a typo. This is Ivana, the old one, not her daughter. [The Bosh]
Oh sweet Jesus, they're making Rock of Love II. Worse yet, you can audition. Get the deets. [Celebrity Smack]
/>Finally! Hayden Panettiere has dressed up as a German beer wench. [FListed] Larry Birkhead, blah blah blah, OK! magazine, blah blah, lawsuit, blah. Mad props to Celebitchy for writing up this story. I tried like five times and each time my head nearly exploded from boredom. But I know some of you care. [Cele|bitchy] PJ Harvey's coming out with a new album. [popbytes] Thank God someone thought to compile a comprehensive list of celebrity lesbian crushes. [cityrag] Paris Hilton is done terrorizing Malibu. [Celebslam] ...
Ah, slow news days.
We're mere hours away from the holiday weekend. Traffic is down everywhere on the web because you guys aren't sitting at your desk web-surfing while you should be doing expense reports. No, it's just past noon on the West coast, which means most of the nation is in a beachside bar tossing back Coronas, as far away from a computer as possible, and Hollywood's publicists and reporters are right there with them. No one's breaking interesting stories. So you know what that mean...
David Beckham may not be able to play soccer for more than five minutes without getting injured, but Lord knows the boy knows how to procreate. And while he's busy not playing soccer for the LA Galaxy, it sounds like babies are what he has on his mind.
"We never spoke about how many kids we wanted, we knew we wanted around the same number...We both wanted four or five kids," Becks told Ryan Seacrest this week on his radio show. And since they already have three boys, Becks noted that they'r...
Sounds like everything is just as it should be.
Nicole Richie was spotted at a friend's going-away party in Bev Hills with Samantha Ronson, Zach Braff and his girlfriend, Shiri Appleby (I guess he's off the market now, girls), and was sipping tea while everyone else downed the liquor. The preggers starlet ate halibut, spaghetti Bolognese and spinach, and took her temperature after dinner to make sure she didn't have a fever (is this something pregnant women usually do?)
But after the br...
After her fat settlement from Paul McCartney, it seems like Heather Mills doesn't much care about paying parking tickets. According to Page Six:
HEATHER Mills has been hell on wheels in East Hampton. Paul McCartney's estranged wife, who's renting Nora Ephron and Nick Pileggi's mansion in the Georgica Pond area, has been racking up parking tickets in her rented Bentley convertible. "She's parking in front of fire hydrants and in handicapped zones without a handicapped tag," a source tells...
Just when I thought I'd outgrown the VMAs, it looks like I'll be tuning in again this year.
It seems more and more certain that Britney will have her big "comeback" performance on the MTV awards show, and the Daily News has more details on the "shocking" performance she's been developing with Criss Angel.
Angel will guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times, a source told the Daily News yesterday.
Other danc...
Honestly, it looks like Edie Falco was out walking her dog in Chelsea and happened to saunter past the premiere of Romance & Cigarettes, and the photogs were like, "Edie! Edie! Over here! No one else even remotely famous showed up! Let us take your picture!" And Edie, against her best judgment, allowed them to do so, her doggie doo clean-up bag still in hand.
Seriously.
What the fuck is this? I'm not going to bother pointing out all the things wrong with this ensemble, but I feel obliged to me...
These things are dropping faster than Britney's panties.
We just got Britney's first new single, "Gimme More," and on its heels comes another one, "Cold as Fire." You can check it out on the player below.
And, once again, because I'm awesome, I transcribed the lyrics for you guys. There were a few in there I couldn't quite catch, so let me know if you have any idea what the hell she's saying there.
And: vote on your favorite of the new Spears singles!
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Yeah, yea...
Has anyone actually watched this show?
It's like they secretly bred the best characters from Laguna Beach and The Hills, put them through a rapid aging process, and moved them from the classified government lab in New Mexico to Southern California. Then they brought in film crews.
And I'm not just talking about bitchy personalities and blonde hair. The facial structures are the same. The mannerisms are eerily similar. These people look alike, in a way that is not sufficiently explained by ...
Okay, I'll admit I tuned in to watch Perez crash and burn. He wasn't awful, although he's still a long way from being really comfortable on camera, but I had no idea I'd be treated to the rap stylings of Jason Wahler, Kendra Wilkinson, Shar Jackson, Countess Vaughn and Sebastian Bach.
Kendra was adorable, per usual, but she can't rap worth a damn. The judges went easy on her because Hef was watching from the balcony, looking rather concerned for her, and none of them wants to be bumped o...
Man. That was a really weird few months. But now that all 82 minutes of her jail stay are behind her, Nicole Richie seems once again to have warmed to her old pals, the paparazzi.
A preggers Nicole and her rumored fiance Joel Madden just happened to be posing adorably in Central Park when some photogs wandered by. What a coincidence!
Also: it looks to me like Nicole roots are dyed again. She let them go for awhile -- we all figured it was because hair dye isn't recommended for pregnant women -- but I...