Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Gwyneth Paltrow Headed for Divorce?

Is Gwyneth Paltrow Getting a Divorce from Chris Martin? And, perhaps more pressingly, does anyone care if she is? Paltrow, that chick who used to be in movies that didn't suck, is married to Chris Martin, that dude from that band you used to listen to. The couple haven't been seen together in months, although Gwyneth recently told a fan that "just because he's not here doesn't mean we're divorcing." But sources close to Paltrow say she rarely talks about her husband, and, when she does, she is "vague and unenthusiastic." The couple have two...

Brad Pitt Is Sad Because He’s Old

brad_details.jpg And I'm sad, too! If Brad Pitt can get old, anyone can get old. Pitt, 43, spoke recently to Details magazine about being over the hill. (And they airbrushed the hell out of him on the cover. They may as well have just photographed the figure of him at Madame Tussaud's.) "One thing sucks," he says. "Your face kind of goes. Your body's not quite working the same." And it wouldn't be an interview these days without a discussion of The World's Most Important Person. "This Paris Hilt...

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When life gives him lemons, Danny DeVito makes limoncello. [Celebslam]

R. Kelly's got himself another few weeks to urinate on minors. [Bossip]

Kelly Clarkson's going back on tour. [POTP]

BREAKING: Everyone in Hollywood has an eating disorder. [popbytes]

Whoopi Goldberg thinks dog fighting is okay if you came from the Deep South. Incidentally, Whoopi, such a background is also an acceptable excuse for demanding the legalization of slavery and the revocation of women's right to vote. Oh, wait, except it's not. Welcome to The View, sweetheart. [Cele|bitchy]

Anne Hathaway gets freaky with her boyfriend. [Gabby Babble]

The mystery of Justin Bobby, solved. But still: homeboy wore combat boots to the beach. Do you really want to call that your boyfriend? [IBBB]

Sarah Michelle Gellar's body is almost shrinking faster than her career. [Daily Stab]

Uh, Tyra? Is this fierce? Really? [Holy Candy]

/>When life gives him lemons, Danny DeVito makes limoncello. [Celebslam] R. Kelly's got himself another few weeks to urinate on minors. [Bossip] Kelly Clarkson's going back on tour. [POTP] BREAKING: Everyone in Hollywood has an eating disorder. [popbytes] Whoopi Goldberg thinks dog fighting is okay if you came from the Deep South. Incidentally, Whoopi, such a background is also an acceptable excuse for demanding the legalization of slavery and the revocation of women's right to vote. Oh, w...

Gasp! Is Criss Angel Using Britney Spears for Publicity?

Criss Angel is Just Using Britney Spears for Publicity This can't be! Everyone who dates Britney Spears loves her for who she is inside. I mean, what's not to like? The ever-changing extensions? The regular weight gain? The history of promiscuity? The hick accent? The fact that everyone in the whole wide world has seen her vagina? How could anyone who hooks up with Britney have ulterior motives? But rumor is that Britney didn't win Criss over with her darling personality. "Angel ... was "ecstatic" when his manager, Jeff Kwatinetz, asked him to...

Tommy Lee Is the Ultimate Gentleman

Tommy Lee Fucking a Blonde Chick at a Bar in the Hamptons It's tragic to hear that someone who recently dated Kimberly Stewart could fall so far. From Page Six: TATTOOED rocker Tommy Lee will hook up just about anywhere and with anyone. Lee's raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl "were flat-out [bleep]ing" on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses. One told us, "When Tommy walked in, he asked, 'Is it cool to have sex in here?' The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then...

Jude Law Kicks Some Ass

Jude Law Arrested for Beating up Photographer The hottie actor turned himself into police on Tuesday after beating the crap out of a photog he spotted outside his London home. Law was apparently concerned that the paparazzi wanted to photograph his children, and allegedly called him a pedophile. Following the arrest, his lawyer released the following statement: "I can confirm that Jude Law voluntarily attended Marylebone Police Station yesterday following an alleged incident outside his house earlier in the day. Mr. Law provided th...