Today's Evil Beet Gossip

High School Musical Just Got Interesting

Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical Naked, Nude, Pussy, Tits, Vagina, EVERYTHING! And it's about fucking time! Those movies are about the most saccharine, insipid, retarded things to hit television in recent years, and I have tried to care, I really have. I even watched the first half of the second one, just so I'd have some idea who the fuck these people are that everyone's talking about. But it was so, so, so hard to care. NOT ANYMORE!!! Vanessa Hudgens, who plays Zac Efron's love interest in the film, IS NAKED ON THE INTERNET. Yay!!!!! Apparently, these days...

Jason Wahler Sticks Up for Lauren Conrad

jason_pirate.jpg I hope Ryan Seacrest is on The Hills payroll. It's, like, when most people in Hollywood want to issue a statement, they go to their publicist. When these kids want to get a message out, they go to KISS-FM. "The whole thing that Heidi [Montag] and Spencer [Pratt] said about the tape thing, it's just so annoying," Jason told Ryan on Wednesday. "They just need to shut up ... The most frustrating part is that they are such lowlifes that they have to come up with stuff to try and ruin other people. It's just f...

Maddox Jolie-Pitt Is Going to Be One Well-Educated Rich Kid

Maddox Jolie-Pitt to Attend Lycee Francais de New York Little Maddox, 6, has begun school at the prestigious Lycee Francais de New York on NYC's Upper East Side. The school costs $18,000 a year, and lessons are taught in French. Angie and Brad showed up on Tuesday for their tot's first day of school. "They were just like normal parents," says a source. Are the Jolie-Pitts going to settle down in NYC for now? That's looking to be the case. ...

All About Eve

eve_more.jpg I don't know why I'm obsessing over this, and I'm sure you guys are getting a little annoyed with it, but all of a sudden Eve is everywhere. She is showing up at seriously every event at NYC Fashion Week, and she's getting her ass in almost every picture. It's phenomenal! Out of 25 pictures on WireImage from this event, Eve is in 24 of them. She hit up the MAC lounge, where she was hosting an event with Gwen Stefani. She'd changed her clothing from earlier in the day, but the jewelry ...

I Just Love Cory Kennedy

Cory Kennedy, Heroin Addict, Backstage at Grey Ant Fashion Show in NYC There's just something about a teenage heroin addict who's famous essentially for being a teenage heroin addict that commands attention. Isn't she just fun to look at? Here she is backstage at the Grey Ant fashion show. Also, I just checked her Wikipedia page to figure out exactly how old she is (she's 17), and it begins with this line: "Cory Kennedy seriously she's like BLEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!!!!" I took a screen shot for when it gets changed. ...

Even Black People Can’t Use the N Word

Eddie Griffin Reclamation what? Comedian Eddie Griffin got booted from the stage at a Miami show last week after repeatedly using the N word. He was performing at a show for Black Enterprise magazine, a business magazine geared toward the black community. "We believe that ending the performance was the appropriate action," said a spokesman for the magazine. I feel like there has to be more to this story. I mean, did they hire him without ever having heard his act? My guess is that they emphasized to...

RIP, Luciano Pavarotti

Tenor Luciano Pavarotti Dies of Pancreatic Cancer The famed tenor finally succumbed to the pancreatic cancer he'd been fighting since last year, and passed away early Thursday morning. His manager released this statement: "The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer which eventually took his life. In fitting with the approach that characterised his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness." ...