Today's Evil Beet Gossip

L.A.M.B. May Be Black Sheep of Fashion Week

stefani_lamb.jpg So far, the New York Times doesn't have anything nice to say about Gwen Stefani's fashion line: If ever there was a reason for a pop star to concentrate on her vocal skills, it was Gwen Stefani’s fashion meltdown. Among the words I wrote in my notebook, until my pen came to a stop, were “blob,” “very last season,” “bad secretary,” “astonishingly bad,” and “Ditzville.” I’m amazed—now—I had that much to ...

Tila Tequila Will Fuck Anything

Tila Tequila to Star in Bisexual Dating Show on MTV Everyone's favorite MySpace slut is coming to MTV in the country's very first bi-sexual dating show. Is it the world's very first bi-sexual dating show? I'm not sure. Perhaps another country beat us to the punch. Leave it to France, I bet. Anyway, the show will be called A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, and debuts October 9. It'll work like any other dating show, except 16 of the contestants will be straight or bisexual men, and 16 will be lesbian or bisexual women. Her singin...

The Office Convention?

The Office Convention in Scranton, PA Don your uniforms. Set your phasers to stun. And chart a course at Warp 6 to ... The Office convention? I guess this stuff isn't for Star Trek nerds anymore. The Office is holding a convention -- in Scranton, PA, of course -- October 26-28. Here's the pitch: The time has come for The Office fans to unite, and what better place to do it than the city that's home to Michael Scott and the rest of the Dunder-Mifflin staff – Scranton, Pa. "The Electric City" is celebrating th...

Yes, Of COURSE Heather Graham Has a Music Video

Graham shot the video for a song she recorded for her upcoming indie flick, Broken, co-starring Jeremy Sisto. Heather Graham sings like Heather Graham acts: in a way that totally doesn't matter at all, because she's fucking gorgeous. /> Graham shot the video for a song she recorded for her upcoming indie flick, Broken, co-starring Jeremy Sisto. Heather Graham sings like Heather Graham acts: in a way that totally doesn't matter at all, because she's fucking gorgeous. ...

JENNA FISCHER IS SINGLE!!!

Jenna Fischer Getting a Divorce From Husband The start of this week looked like it was all good news for the women: both Heath Ledger and Shaquille O'Neal announced their upcoming divorces. I mean, I guess it's good news for the men if you want to have sex with Michelle Williams, but, really, who wants to have sex with Michelle Williams? She looks like a 12-year-old boy these days. But Jenna Fischer? She looks like the 12-year-old girl next door. And she's getting a divorce! From her husband! Some screenwriter you've never heard o...

Michael and Lindsay Lohan: Together at Last

lindsay_foreigner.jpg And it seems like, now that Michael Lohan actually got to see the daughter he's been fighting to see for so long, he might actually shut up for a little while. It was a sad day for the manufacturers of Grey Goose, as the alcoholic father-daughter combo had an emotional reunion in the parking lot of Lindsay's rehab. "The moment Lindsay saw Michael, she started running and jumped into her father's arms," says an eyewitness. "Her father hugged her and swung her around. Lindsay was so happy. It...

Picking Up the Pieces

Lots and lots and lots and lots of recent pictures of Jessica Simpson. [Celebslam]

Rachel Ray has some gigantic fucking nipples. [Drunken Stepfather]

Brad Pitt likes to pretend he and Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jennifer Aniston likes to pretend Brad Pitt got his penis eaten by a shark. [Yeeeah!]

People are saying Michael Jackson has a new single. Right. The new single is 8 years old and likes ice cream with sprinkles on top. [Celebrity Smack]

Britney is for sure for sure for sure opening the VMAs. Unless, you know, she totally flakes. [popbytes]

/>Lots and lots and lots and lots of recent pictures of Jessica Simpson. [Celebslam] Rachel Ray has some gigantic fucking nipples. [Drunken Stepfather] Brad Pitt likes to pretend he and Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jennifer Aniston likes to pretend Brad Pitt got his penis eaten by a shark. [Yeeeah!] People are saying Michael Jackson has a new single. Right. The new single is 8 years old and likes ice cream with sprinkles on top. [Celebrity Smack] Britney is for sure for sure for s...

Looks Like Sherri Shephard’s Joining The View

Who's Sherri Shephard? I have no fucking clue. Honestly. No idea. The most recent photo of her on WireImage is from 2004, which is way older than my subscription allows for, and I'm too damn lazy to try to find her on Google or IMDB because you know what? It's been a shitty fucking day. She's black and she smiles real big, and that's all I can tell you with the little tiny thumbnails I'm allowed to see. So whatever. She's the fifth host. Babs will announce it formally on Monday. />Who's Sherri Shephard? I have no fucking clue. Honestly. No idea. The most recent photo of her on WireImage is from 2004, which is way older than my subscription allows for, and I'm too damn lazy to try to find her on Google or IMDB because you know what? It's been a shitty fucking day. She's black and she smiles real big, and that's all I can tell you with the little tiny thumbnails I'm allowed to see. So whatever. She's the fifth host. Babs will announce it formally on Monday. ...