Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Remember When People Cared About Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction?

CBS Takes FCC to Court over Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Fine Remember when that was scandalous? Oh my God! A nipple! For half a second! Ah, we used to be so innocent. Apparently -- in what must be a galaxy far, far away -- people still care about that story. Because CBS is challenging a $550,000 fine issued by the Federal Communications Commission for the event, claiming that they took considerable precautions to prevent something like this from happening. CBS's lawyer said the network took many precautions, including choosing Jackson and Ju...

Who’s to Blame for Britney’s VMA Flop?

Why Did Britney Spears Flop at the VMAs? The fingers, they are a-pointin'. Up now: Jeff Kwatinetz, Britney's newish manager. Jeff picked up Britney after Kelly Clarkson dumped his ass. But the New York Post says Britney has no one to blame but herself. I'm just going to put their whole article here: Britney Spears has no one to blame but herself for her disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night. The lip-synching pop tart showed up for her big comeback late, unprepared and with a drink in her han...

…And We’re Back! (Plus Rachael Ray!)

rachael.jpg Sorry that posting has been slow/non-existent so far today. No, I didn't decide to sleep in really, really late. Actually, I got up bright and early and met Evil T to be in the audience for a taping of the Rachael Ray show. I have to admit, I was skeptical about the whole thing. I've never been a huge Rachael Ray fan, but T was so excited about it, and it was sweet of her to invite me, so I woke up earlier than I have since I moved to New York, took the F over to 42nd street and then walked l...

LC, Noooooooo!!!

Lauren Conrad Hooking up with Cisco Adler after the VMAs? Is it just me, or did Lauren Conrad look less than thrilled to be at the VMAs last night? In her pre-show interview, she stood as far away from Su Chin Pak as possible, and let Audrina and Whitney do most of the talking. And it couldn't have helped that Justin Timberlake was talking shit about all the reality shows on MTV with LC standing right behind him. Later that night, she was spotted sucking face with none other than Whitestarr frontman Cisco Adler, the gross-looking dude with the h...

Who the Hell is Drake Bell? And Why Did Vanessa Hudgens Send Him Naked Pictures?

Did Vanessa Hudgens Send Naked Pictures of Herself to Drake Bell? I'm telling you, I can't keep up with this new Nickelodeon generation. I think I need to adopt pre-teens just so that they'll keep me abreast of the goings-on in this world. Apparently there is some famous Nickelodeon kid named Drake Bell. He's on a show called Drake & Josh. And Vanessa Hudgens reportedly sent him naked pictures of herself at one point, before she was famous. Is that how the photos of Vanessa Hudgens nude ended up on the Internet? "Drake says he never received those photos," say...

Another Britney Spears Crotch Shot, Post-VMAs. No, Seriously.

Update: If you're here looking for the Oct 11 Britney Spears crotch shot, it's here. Britney Spears. Are you fucking kidding me? BRITNEY!!! Check your ass into a rehab, NOW. After last night's VMAs, it seemed as though Britney Spears could go no further downhill. Her much-hyped comeback performace was a total dud. Sarah Silverman tore her to shreds. Her career was over. To celebrate, Britney Spears got out of a car wearing a skirt and no underwear. Yet again. Hey, at least now we have something besides her performance to talk about. And so, ladies and gentleman, after the jump: Britney Spears' vagina. Enjoy. Read More />Update: If you're here looking for the Oct 11 Britney Spears crotch shot, it's here. Britney Spears. Are you fucking kidding me? BRITNEY!!! Check your ass into a rehab, NOW. After last night's VMAs, it seemed as though Britney Spears could go no further downhill. Her much-hyped comeback performace was a total dud. Sarah Silverman tore her to shreds. Her career was over. To celebrate, Britney Spears got out of a car wearing a skirt and no underwear. Yet again. Hey, at least no...

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Check out the trailer for the new Johnny Depp film, Sweeney Todd. I weighed in on this when the project was first announced last year. Can they pull it off? [Holy Candy]

Does anybody actually care what the new Indiana Jones film is going to be called? [SOW]

At least you were thin when you were a heroin addict, Natasha Lyonne. [Drunken Stepfather]

More details on Owen Wilson. [Cele|bitchy]

Kate Walsh rocks a bikini. [Celebslam]

Three-year-old Apple Martin finally gets a godfather. [Fatback and Collards]

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Even More About the Tommy Lee/Kid Rock Fight: Kid’s Going to Court

lee_oops1.jpg Tommy Lee gave The Insider the following quote about the incident: "I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek," claims Tommy. "I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish." He added that after Kid came up and punched him, he "was ready to go in the alley and kick his ass. I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me," says Tommy. "They said, 'If you move, we will break your arms.'" Tommy went on to express why Kid prob...