Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Stewart Townsend is Confused

charlize.jpg Regarding his girlfriend of seven years, Charlize Theron, Townsend said: "I'm married. I didn't do a church wedding or anything, but we're married. We're husband and wife. We didn't have a ceremony. I don't need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there's no big official story on a wedding, but we are married. ... I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband." Does this make sense to anyone else? ...

Heath Ledger’s Moving On

Helena Christensen is Dating Heath Ledger Just a couple weeks after he announced his split from Michelle Williams, Heath Ledger's got a new lady: hottie model Helena Christensen. According to Page Six: Tuesday night, the two were at Wakiya "making out throughout the dinner," our spy said. Acting like a good boyfriend, Ledger even "held her bag for her as she did interviews." The two then went to the after-party for the movie "Eastern Promises" at the Soho Grand, and ended up at the Spotted Pig. He came with her to do interviews? Looks ...

Kevin Federline: Now I’m an Actor!

kfed.jpg While his ex-wife was crashing at the VMAs -- where they hand out awards for "quadruple threats" -- K-Fed's still trying to find an arena in which he can be a single threat. Well, I guess a double-threat, as he's already mastered the art of sending threatening letters to Britney. The rap thing didn't work out so hot, so, in this interview with Extra, Kevin informs us that he's "definitely more focused on the acting thing.” He had no comment on Britney's VMA appearance. He was in...

Don’t Be Mad at Me Tomorrow

I'll be traveling most of the day on Wednesday -- heading back to LA for my friend's wedding. (Congrats to Nandita and Matt!!!) I'll try to get something up later in the day, but don't hate me if it's really slow. I still love you guys. It's just hard to demonstrate that love until they get Internet access on airplanes. />...

Happy September 11, Wall Street!!! Here’s Lance Bass to Help You Celebrate!!

Lance Bass Rings Closing Bell on Nasdaq What. The. Fuck? Lance Bass was on hand to ring the closing bell at the NASDAQ stock exchange on September 11, 2007. Because nothing says "We've recovered from a horrific tragedy of unimaginable proportions" like a gay former boy-bander and failed Cosmonaut. I think this has something to do with the fact that Bass is currently appearing on Broadway in Hairspray, but still. It'd be nice to have someone like -- oh, I don't know -- the President? -- to do this. ...

Justin Timberlake’s Voice Was Strained from “Performing”

Justin Timberlake Cancels Tour Dates after Getting Shitfaced at the VMAs J.T. postponed two tour dates in Northern California -- one on Monday and one on Wednesday -- after a doctor ordered him to rest his voice after his VMA performance. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. The performance was so, so stressful on the voice of a guy who puts on a full two-hour show every other night. But the three bits he did at the VMAs just put that poor little voice right over the edge. So, so stressful. DEEEEEEEERUNK!!!!...

Tommy Lee Weighs in on His VMA Smackdown

Tommy Lee and Criss Angel at the VMAs What on earth did we do before blogs? How did celebrities ever speak their minds? Tommy Lee wants to tell his story of the fight he had with Kid Rock at the VMAs, so he's taken to his blog to get the word out. What you need to focus on here are the letters that come in between the super-ellipses. I know all the dots on the page are hard to ignore and very, very important -- not to mention grammatically essential -- but please try to direct your focus to the actual words. Yeah!! .....here I am minding m...

Kanye West Freaks Out After VMAs

And now we have video (and PLENTY of audio) supporting this little temper tantrum. Honestly, Kanye, after how well you behaved yourself last year, I am shocked -- absolutely shocked -- that you didn't win anything this year. I would fully expect MTV to bend to your immature rants and empty threats. That's definitely how people win awards. /> And now we have video (and PLENTY of audio) supporting this little temper tantrum. Honestly, Kanye, after how well you behaved yourself last year, I am shocked -- absolutely shocked -- that you didn't win anything this year. I would fully expect MTV to bend to your immature rants and empty threats. That's definitely how people win awards. ...

Britney Spears Boot-Gate?

Check out this interesting theory on one of the reasons Britney sucked so hard on Sunday night. The creator claims the heel on one of her boots was broken, and that was the cause behind so many of her stumbles, and why she looked nervous/concerned throughout the whole performance. I agree that it does look like her boot was having issues, but it's still no excuse for that pitiful showing. /> Check out this interesting theory on one of the reasons Britney sucked so hard on Sunday night. The creator claims the heel on one of her boots was broken, and that was the cause behind so many of her stumbles, and why she looked nervous/concerned throughout the whole performance. I agree that it does look like her boot was having issues, but it's still no excuse for that pitiful showing. ...

Paris is the Bestest Sister Ever

Nicky and Kathy Hilton Backstage at Nicholai Show Nicky Hilton's fashion line, Nicholai, had its Fashion Week debut on Sunday, but big sis Paris Hilton was absent, choosing instead to attend the VMAs. Both of Nicky's parents were there, along with David Katzenberg, Russell Simmons, Bijou Phillips, Jenna Jameson and Brandon Davis, but Paris was nowhere to be seen. Was Paris just being selfish? Perhaps she decided to attend the VMAs so that Nicky's show could be about Nicky, and not about Paris, as anything she comes within 10 miles ...