It's a slow news day (except for the OJ story) so you guys get to read about some crazy-ass country singer. Maybe I should just run porn for the rest of the day?
Country star Mindy McCready earned herself a full year in jail for violating probation, just like Foxy Brown.
In July, McCready was arrested in Florida after police responded to a domestic dispute between the trainwreck and her mother. She'd been convicted in 2004 on a prescription drug fraud charge, and was ordered to serve three years...
From the AP:
O.J. Simpson is denying that he broke into a casino hotel room in Las Vegas.
He tells The Associated Press that he went to the room to get memorabilia that belonged to him, but he says he didn't break in.
Simpson says he was conducting a sting operation to collect his belongings when he was escorted into the room at the Palace Station casino.
Hey, you guys, wouldn't it be funny if this guy got off scott-free for a double homicide, but homeboy goes to jail for this? />From the AP:
O.J. Simpson is denying that he broke into a casino hotel room in Las Vegas.
He tells The Associated Press that he went to the room to get memorabilia that belonged to him, but he says he didn't break in.
Simpson says he was conducting a sting operation to collect his belongings when he was escorted into the room at the Palace Station casino.
Hey, you guys, wouldn't it be funny if this guy got off scott-free for a double homicide, but homeboy goes to jail for this?...
I mean, it's a comedy gold mine. There's nothing that's not funny about this.
But I can't make myself care. Maybe later.
You guys can read the AP story here. />...
Get out there to welcome the new year, and go easy on the Manischewitz.
I'm out for the rest of the day. Sorry for the relatively slow posting, but I'm on vacation, dammit, and it's a freakin' holiday! Sometimes even bloggers need a break.
Things should be approximating normal again by tomorrow.
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Ms. Halle Berry showed up at UCLA Westwood Medical Plaza to visit a sick friend on Thursday, and brought some gifts along with her.
It's a good preggers dress, but you can still see the hint of the baby bump. That is going to be such a hot baby. Maddox Jolie-Pitt is going to be banging that baby eight ways from Sunday in fifteen years. I mean, assuming it's a girl. If it's a boy, we'll let Zahara take it on. Or Shiloh, since they're closer in age.
Oooh, what if it's a gay boy and Maddo...
In what was probably a wise PR move, teen-queen-turned-porn-queen Vanessa Hudgens canceled an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, which was supposed to tape on Thursday.
The appearance was scheduled before the recent nudie pics of Vanessa hit the web. She canceled at the last minute, and her rep gave no explanation.
Say what you want about those damn pictures, but, before they hit the web, I couldn't have told you what color hair Vanessa Hudgens had. Now I can tell you her hair ...
Well, she doesn't have it, not in the long-term possession sense, but she's showing it off at an Emmy gifting suite. Yes, those are actual diamonds encasing the flatiron. Because, you know, that's necessary. Because it's not like poor, deserving inner-city kids need things like computers and textbooks and winter jackets. No, no. Somewhere, there is a woman who really needs a diamond-encrusted flatiron.
If I were the people running that gifting suite, I would keep a close eye on Paula with that thing. She migh...
Because Brad Pitt may get old, but photos of this family never, ever will. There have been a ton of photos of Brad, Angie and Maddox wandering around Manhattan lately, but none of the other kids. I wonder where they're hiding.
Also: Angelina is a toothpick. I mean, she's really just skin and bones.
I'd been hesitant about it for awhile, but I'm ready to say it now: there's something really wrong with her. There's an eating disorder or there's a drug problem or both. She's not okay. ...
So I haven't really been following this story on here, because the story's retarded, but basically there's some new book coming out alleging that Howard K. Stern was all gay with Larry Birkhead, and they videotaped themselves doing the nasty and Anna Nicole liked to watch it. HKS is, of course, denying it, because it is, as I mentioned, retarded.
"It's ridiculous. I mean it's absolutely absurd," Stern said to ETOnline. "Dannielynn is gonna read this garbage and it's almost like she's gonna...
Josie Smith-Malave, who appeared on Top Chef's second season, and who is openly gay, was attacked at a Long Island bar over Labor Day weekend in what appears to be a hate crime.
Josie and friends were at Partners, in Sea Cliff, Long Island, for a birthday party. The group was initially asked to leave the bar because they were suspected of being with underage drinkers (they deny this), but a bar patron reported overhearing the bouncer saying that the crowd was "getting too gay." When Josie...
I love that she's just riding this my-baby-daddy-dumped-me-for-Britney-Spears-and-then- she-dumped-him-and-now-she's-certifiably-insane-and-
who-looks-like-a-loser-now-fuckheads wave into so many different arenas.
And I fucking love the t-shirt.
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These two just love the drama.
“This is the harshest split they’ve had,†says a source. “Reese told Jake it’s best they don’t talk at all.â€
But don't expect it to be over forever.
“They’re a rocky couple,†says one insider. “It would not be a shock if they got back together.â€...