Today's Evil Beet Gossip

…And We’re Back

Hurrah!!! Sorry about the recent down time, my loves. We had to move over to a different server, and we had some downtime in the process. Or, as my sage roommate described it, "website go boom." The good news is that we should now have no downtime due to an overloaded server. And, if we do, I'm fucking switching hosts. Posting will now resume as normal. Thanks for putting up with this bullshit. xoxo Beet />...

Jennifer Lopez is Preggers

Jennifer Lopez is Pregnant Looks like J-Lo's jumping on the pregnancy bandwagon. Mrs. Marc Anthony sported a baby bump at her fashion line's recent show, and now inside sources are confirming that she has a little Lopez on the way. "She's about twelve weeks pregnant," says a source. "She's due in the spring." She's been trying to get pregnant using in vitro fertilization for years, and has finally been successful. There's even a possibility she's preggers with twins! Friends say Jennifer has been dreaming of becoming a mother for so...

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George Clooney has a girlfriend, and she was on Fear Factor. [Cele|bitchy]

Brad Pitt does the cover of V magazine. [popbytes]

More pics of Paris Hilton partying on Emmy night. [Drunken Stepfather]

Sienna Miller gets naked on the set of her new movie. [Yeeeah!]

Rosie O'Donnell explains (kinda) why she's not doing Oprah. [SOW]

Only Kanye West can manage to complain about the fact that Pam Anderson publicly stated she loved making out with him. [Celebrity Smack]

Is Perez Hilton's new VH1 show really "the death of television"? [Pajiba]

Promo pics for Alicia Keys' new album. [POTP]

More Christina Aguilera pregnant pics. [Derek Hail]

/>George Clooney has a girlfriend, and she was on Fear Factor. [Cele|bitchy] Brad Pitt does the cover of V magazine. [popbytes] More pics of Paris Hilton partying on Emmy night. [Drunken Stepfather] Sienna Miller gets naked on the set of her new movie. [Yeeeah!] Rosie O'Donnell explains (kinda) why she's not doing Oprah. [SOW] Only Kanye West can manage to complain about the fact that Pam Anderson publicly stated she loved making out with him. [Celebrity Smack] Is Perez Hilton's new VH1 show really "the death of television"? [Pajiba] Promo...

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Adrian Grenier at Emmys "I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. So, there’s that. Just genuine human-to-human appreciation. But she also has a very unique experience that I’m curious about. It’s an experience she’s been intertwined with for many years. Well beyond the many years I’ve had to experience this sort of celebrity situation. So, you know, we’re sort of helping each other out. We’re sort of mutual mentors. We're not [dating]. W...

A Note from Management

The good news: Evil Beet's grown by leaps and bounds in the past few months. Readership had sky-rocketed, and I love you guys for that. The bad news: Lots of down time, as those of you who are regular readers have probably noticed. It's become a little ridiculous in the past couple of days, and I'm sorry for that. So, we're moving to a new server, better equipped to handle this traffic. The really, really bad news: Starting at 11 pm PST tonight, the site will be down for up to 24 hours while the server migration takes place and the new IP address is propagated. Hopefully it will not take that long, and everything will be peachy by tomorrow morning, but I just want to give you guys a heads-up in case you can't get on the site tomorrow. xoxo, Beet />The good news: Evil Beet's grown by leaps and bounds in the past few months. Readership had sky-rocketed, and I love you guys for that. The bad news: Lots of down time, as those of you who are regular readers have probably noticed. It's become a little ridiculous in the past couple of days, and I'm sorry for that. So, we're moving to a new server, better equipped to handle this traffic. The really, really bad news: Starting at 11 pm PST tonight, the site will be down for up to 24 hours while...

Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Think Jimmy Fallon is Cute

morgan.jpg And neither do I, after his recent decision to marry Fat-Arms. Morgan -- who managed to score two DUIs last year -- told the October issue of Penthouse that he and his SNL castmates were bothered by Fallon's "laughing and all that dumb shit he used to do. He wouldn't mess with me because I didn't fucking play that shit. That's taking all the attention off of everybody else and putting it on you, like, 'Oh, look at me, I'm the cute one.' I told him not to do that shit in my sketches, so he...

Everyone’s Ditching Britney

britney_vma21.jpg Her lawyer jumped ship yesterday. And now her manager -- who's only been with Brit a couple of months -- decided to go his own way, too. Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm -- who repped Kelly Clarkson before she fired him -- released the following statement: "It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from prop...

Someone’s Had a Little Bit to Drink

Hayley Duff Leaves Les Deux Hayley Duff and her very pleasant entourage leave Les Deux over the weekend. Look, a memo to all the non-famous girls who hang out with famous girls and like to pretend to hate the paparazzi: stop. You're not famous, no one's taking your photograph, and if you'd like to not be in the photograph, just move five feet to the right and no one will get a picture of you. You know why? Because no one cares about you. Because you're not important. So stop acting like you are. Photo credit: Buzz ...

Mary-Louise Parker Adopts a Baby from Africa

Mary-Louise Parker Adopts Baby Girl from Africa Yup, someone else has jumped on the Angelina bandwagon. Emmy-nominated M-L P picked up a baby girl from the faraway land, and she was spotted with the new tot on her way to the big event this weekend. Her reps confirmed the adoption, but declined to provide any more info. Okay, did anyone see the interview she did on the red carpet with Giuliana? What the hell was going on there? She was such an annoying bitch. Giuliana handled it really well, but still. ...