Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kate Gosselin’s Brother and Sister-in-Law Confirm That The Marriage Is a Sham!!!

krieders Wow, this is a very personal interview. You'll recall that in the early seasons of Jon & Kate Plus 8, Aunt Jodi and Uncle Kevin were a big part of the family's life. Then they suddenly disappeared, and rumors swirled -- confirmed by Jodi's sister -- that the production company had tried to pay Jodi for all her time on the show, and Kate freaked out and kicked the couple out of their lives. Now Kevin and Jodi are speaking out! They're confirming that Jon & Kate really do fight constantly, ...

More Bitchy Q’s on Zelda Lily!

bitchyqs042909We've got yet another edition of Bitchy Q's -- our do-it-yourself advice column over on Zelda Lily courtesy of the talented and bitchy-in-that-special-assertive-way Maria-Mercedes Lara. Up this week: Dealing with annoying roommates, and the art of pooping in their beds. Click here to check it out. Got a question that needs answering? Send it to Bitchy Q's! Email Maria-Mercedes your question at maria-mercedes@zeldalily.com with "Bitchy Q's" in the subject line. No names will ever be used....

Your Daily Lohan

55702ex_lohan_b-gr_02 Someone attempted to penetrate the walls of Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood Hills home on Tuesday. In contrast to the many attempts to penetrate the walls of her vagina, this one failed. "It was an attempted burglary," spokeswoman Karen Reyner said. "No property was taken and no one was home at the time of the incident." It was her home's alarm system that notified police of a potential break-in and, when they arrived, officers found evidence that someone had been in the house. Per TMZ, there w...

Judge Paulina Booted from ANTM for Her “Huge Ego”

paulina_porizkova I'm proud to say that I haven't watched a "cycle" of ANTM since model Paulina Porizkova became a judge. I'm still a Janice Dickinson girl, through and through. (And wasn't Twiggy in there somewhere, too?) Anyway, I guess Paulina's not a judge anymore, as she told Craig Ferguson that they fired her on her birthday and told her how much she sucked. "The reason I was told I was fired was because, it seemed, that America's Next Top Model has gotten too fat and they needed to cut some fat and ...

Miss Nevada Is Pissed!!!

katie-rees-1 Hey, remember Katie Rees, the Miss Nevada 2006 who lost her crown after some sexy-style photos of her surfaced? And then was later arrested for assaulting a police officer? Well, she's kind of annoyed that Carrie Prejean got to keep her crown and she didn't. "An accurate word to describe me is irate," she said. "No matter what the stipulations are with the pictures, if you're semi-nude, you're semi-nude and it says so in the contract. Prejean broke the contact ... she should've had her cro...

Rihanna and GaGa Team Up!!!

Check out this new track from Lady GaGa and Rihanna -- it's called "Silly Boy," and the lyrics would suggest that Rihanna still believes she's a good girl, and that perhaps Chris Brown blew it for good. Man, I hope so. As far as PR moves go, though, this is a bright one for Rihanna -- team up with another hot artist so the heat's not all on her, and sing about a dude who messed everything up with an awesome girl. Very smart. /> Check out this new track from Lady GaGa and Rihanna -- it's called "Silly Boy," and the lyrics would suggest that Rihanna still believes she's a good girl, and that perhaps Chris Brown blew it for good. Man, I hope so. As far as PR moves go, though, this is a bright one for Rihanna -- team up with another hot artist so the heat's not all on her, and sing about a dude who messed everything up with an awesome girl. Very smart. ...

Wanna Watch Jessica Biel Get Naked and Embarrass Herself?

jessica_biel_set_powder_blue_1 Then check out this clip from her new movie, Powder Blue, here. (Warning: NSFW.) Biel plays a stripper in the ensemble drama about four Angelenos who meet on Christmas Eve through "chance, tragedy and divine intervention." Let me have a go at these: There is a chance this movie with be a gigantic flop. It is a tragedy that no one learned anything from Elizabeth Berkeley's fate in Showgirls. And it will take divine intervention for Jessica Biel to become the respected actress she's trying to be. The best part is toward the beginning where Biel's character ...

Economic Woes Impacting Cocaine Now!

trifecta_cocaine Things just keep getting worse for Lindsay Lohan, don't they? A new report out of Britain indicates that cocaine purity is going way down and prices for the good stuff are going way up: Prices per kilo have risen from £39,000 in 2008 to over £45,000 (50,000 euros), but street prices have remained stable. However, new figures obtained by the BBC suggest almost a third of police seizures are now less than 9% pure, the lowest recorded purity level. The data, collected by the Forensic Science Service, revea...

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Season Premiere in Trouble!!!

kate-gosselin-wedding-dress-photo-01 I would like to start off by saying that Kate Gosselin's new epithet is most definitely Kate "Stop Breathing So Loudly" Gosselin. (Thanks Wendie! I couldn't stop laughing at that one.) Secondly, the LA Times has an interesting story today about how the Jon & Kate producers are scrambling to incorporate Jon's cheating ways into the storyline for the show -- which has its season premiere scheduled in two weeks. I didn't realize this, but the LA Times says that Us Weekly -- which broke the Jon che...

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em [Vlog]

OK. I dyed my hair black. I have an appointment to get bangs cut in on Wednesday, and I have made a note of every time I use the word "like," just so you guys know I'm aware of it. Does that take care of all recent complaints and related hate-mail? I think yes. My goal in life is to make others happy, ya know? Also: How do you get black hair dye off of white plaster walls? Just curious. /> OK. I dyed my hair black. I have an appointment to get bangs cut in on Wednesday, and I have made a note of every time I use the word "like," just so you guys know I'm aware of it. Does that take care of all recent complaints and related hate-mail? I think yes. My goal in life is to make others happy, ya know? Also: How do you get black hair dye off of white plaster walls? Just curious. ...