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I Will Never Tire of Kimberly Caldwell

I get about 100 emails from PR people every day. Most of them I delete without ever opening. But when I saw "Kimberly Caldwell" in the title of one today, I had to click it. The American Idol also-ran fascinates me with her persistence to remain relevant. Apparently she has an album coming out this year. Here's Kimberly on some sort of Cribs-style web show, showing us her pad, and her dog. It's interesting. And by that I mean it's not really interesting at all, but it will keep your mind busy, because the whole time you watch it you're just go...

Just for Fun: This 3-Year-Old Snowboards Better Than You Do

Okay, okay. This 3-year-old, Wesley Muresan, snowboards better than I do. Fortunately, I'm better at pronouncing the letter "r" than I expect he'll ever be. Also, he pronounces "giant" with a hard "g", which is totally inexplicable. It's clear that his mother is way too busy selecting hip and rockin' beats for his YouTube videos to read James and the Giant Peach to him. He has a Facebook page, which I'm not going to link to, because, like, that's ridiculous. But, if you like, you can jump in for more videos of him shrupping or gnawing or snorting rails or whatever it is you call doing things on a snowboard when you're good at it. Read More /> Okay, okay. This 3-year-old, Wesley Muresan, snowboards better than I do. Fortunately, I'm better at pronouncing the letter "r" than I expect he'll ever be. Also, he pronounces "giant" with a hard "g", which is totally inexplicable. It's clear that his mother is way too busy selecting hip and rockin' beats for his YouTube videos to read James and the Giant Peach to him. He has a Facebook page, which I'm not going to link to, because, like, that's ridiculous. But, if you like, you can jump i...

I Am Really Excited That Idina Menzel Is Married to Taye Diggs

First things first: If you don't watch Glee, and you're wondering why everyone has been spending the past 24 hours talking about dolphins being gay sharks, here's why: That chick Heather Morris who plays Brittany does the best TV ditz I've ever seen in my whole life. When I talk about Glee, people are always like, "Dude, is that actually the actors singing?" The answer is yes. Many of the stars are cast from Broadway. Matthew Morrison (Mr. Shuester) starred in Hairspray, Lea Michel...

Michael Lohan Is Marrying Jon Gosselin’s Sloppy Seconds

Ohhhh, you guys, gossip doesn't get much better than this. Michael Lohan is engaged to Kate Major. If that name sounds familiar, it's because you've heard it before. Kate Major is the former Star reporter who had to quit her job after striking up a romantic relationship with Jon Gosselin. She'd be friends with Michael Lohan for awhile at that point -- because what kind of Star reporter are you if you're not buddy-buddy with Michael Lohan? -- and I'm pretty sure she's the reason Michael and Jon ...

Behind the Scenes at the Biggest Loser Open Auditions

Last weekend, Chelsia Hart and I headed down to Portland to check out the Biggest Loser open casting as part of the new reality-obsessed show we're doing for SuperPass, Back to Reality. This was definitely my idea, and by "my idea" I mean I saw that they were casting in Portland and I emailed the crew like "OMG WE ARE GOING I DON'T CARE IF WE RIDE THERE FROM SEATTLE ON HORSEBACK." (I'm kinda obsessed with Biggest Loser. ) We scored some exclusive interviews with the casting directors about the audition process and what they look for in potential cast member, and we chatted with people waiting in line (in the pouring rain for hours!) to audition. We also ran into Ken from season three, who was there to cheer on the folks in line, and we talked to him about his experience on the show and what life has been like for him and the other contestants since their time on Biggest Loser. We put some of our favorite parts of the footage on YouTube -- check it out! /> Last weekend, Chelsia Hart and I headed down to Portland to check out the Biggest Loser open casting as part of the new reality-obsessed show we're doing for SuperPass, Back to Reality. This was definitely my idea, and by "my idea" I mean I saw that they were casting in Portland and I emailed the crew like "OMG WE ARE GOING I DON'T CARE IF WE RIDE THERE FROM SEATTLE ON HORSEBACK." (I'm kinda obsessed with Biggest Loser. ) We scored some exclusive interviews with the casting directors about the audi...

OMG You Guys Jennifer Lopez Has the WORST Singing Voice EVER

Some jackass engineer released this audio of Jennifer Lopez in the studio attempting to record her single "Enough is Enough." GUESS WHAT? It wasn't perfect on the first take. So now we all get to run around the Internet talking about what a talentless hack Jennifer Lopez is. Ummm, singing is hard. And singing in a studio, all alone, to a song you've never heard before on the radio and the music -- but not the melody -- coming in over headphones? Is harder. This isn't half-bad for an early attempt -- it's a hell of a lot better than what I could do -- and I think she's very endearing throughout the whole thing. She realizes immediately that she's off, and she laughs and apologizes. Maybe she went on a crazy diva rant later in the day, but if this was her worst behavior in that studio, that's a damn good day for an A-lister. I still don't like your album, Jen, but I've got your back on this bullshit. /> Some jackass engineer released this audio of Jennifer Lopez in the studio attempting to record her single "Enough is Enough." GUESS WHAT? It wasn't perfect on the first take. So now we all get to run around the Internet talking about what a talentless hack Jennifer Lopez is. Ummm, singing is hard. And singing in a studio, all alone, to a song you've never heard before on the radio and the music -- but not the melody -- coming in over headphones? Is harder. This isn't half-bad for an earl...

Happy Monday, Y’all!!

Ohhhhhh it's a good day! I have a treat for pretty much all of you readers! (The 5% of you who are straight men can take a brief break from reading and think about Megan Fox.) If you've been reading this blog for awhile, you know my biggest celeb crush is also a totally random one -- Matt Felker, the guy from the Britney Spears "Toxic" video. I have a general thing for guys in music videos, but he is my icon of video hotness. He is my Tawny Kitaen. The very first time I saw that video, I ...

Kal Penn Is Ditching Obama for Kumar

Less than a year after Kal Penn's character suddenly committed suicide on House so that he could work for the Obama administration, the news breaks that he's headed back to Hollywood. Not to play a brilliant, up-and-coming doctor on the critically acclaimed and brilliantly written Fox series, but to star in ... the third installation of Harold and Kumar? Um, yes. Filming on the Christmas-themed flick, which may or may not be shot in 3-D, begins in late June. Kal Penn will be there, instead ...
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