Just in case there's anyone in this country who hasn't seen Kim Kardashian naked yet, she's doing Playboy. [Derek Hail] You know what? Mariah Carey looks awesome. [popbytes] Hey, shouldn't "butt fingering" be hyphenated here? [Bossip] Oh. Hell. Yes. Maureen McCormick's writing a tell-all about her years on The Brady Bunch. And it apparently involves a lesbian love affair with Eve Plumb. This was totally worth a 30-year wait. [Agent Bedhead] Jesus Christ, I'm going to have to start watching Gossip Girl, aren't I? [Pajiba] Katharine McPhee just keeps scoring movie deals. [GTS] Oh my God. Zach Morris, what the fuck happened? [Holy Candy] Hayden Panettiere's either filming Heroes or auditioning for The Next Next Karate Kid. [The Blemish]