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Yes Of Course Pam Anderson’s Marrying Rick Salomon

Pamela Anderson is Marrying Rick Salomon in Las Vegas Okay: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? Jesus Christ, Pam, your first two hasty marriages worked out so well. And Rick Salomon is SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING WINNER. HOW COULD THIS NOT WORK OUT???? Yeah, so Pam Anderson and Rick "One Night in Paris" Salomon applied for a marriage certificate in Las Vegas. Rick was also briefly married to Shannen Doherty, but that didn't work out so hot, since he spent the majority of their 9-month marriage trying to talk Paris Hilton into...

Just. Because.

You guys, I'm so sorry posting has been slow since Friday. I am trapped at my mother's house in Phoenix where I have no friends and the Internet here sucks and my cell phone doesn't get reception and we're having so much trouble moving over to the new server and I have to spend all damn day tomorrow getting crappy tests at a stupid doctor's office (long story) and I just want to cry, you guys. I'm in the worst mood ever. So anyway. This song came on the radio today and I was like "Oh my God, I love this song." And then I was happy for like two minutes, and that was nice. (Love you, Anna!) />You guys, I'm so sorry posting has been slow since Friday. I am trapped at my mother's house in Phoenix where I have no friends and the Internet here sucks and my cell phone doesn't get reception and we're having so much trouble moving over to the new server and I have to spend all damn day tomorrow getting crappy tests at a stupid doctor's office (long story) and I just want to cry, you guys. I'm in the worst mood ever. So anyway. This song came on the radio today and I was like "Oh my God,...

Mariah Carey Doesn’t Seem to Realize That Bathroom Stalls Have Doors

mariah.jpg From R&M: Mariah Carey, drinking deeply at VH1's Music Cares event, invaded the ladies' room with two burly bodyguards. Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: "One of the bodyguards said to us, 'If you're going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.'  " What the fuck? Was she using a urinal? Was she going to pee in the sink? Or was she seriously worried that these women were going to get down on the...

Ah, Yes, Now I Know What We’ve Been Missing Around Here the Past Couple Months: An Eating-Disorder Tell-All

Britney Snow Had an Eating Disorder and Cut Herself Thank you, Brittany Snow. "It kind of progressed into this thing where I needed to always be dieting and losing weight and more weight," she says in an interview. "It became my life and I didn't have any friends and this was definitely my best friend and I held on to it really tight." At 85 pounds, she says, "I knew that was a really low number and I knew that my hair was falling out and I had really weird skin. My face looked really weird and I was getting this fuzz on my face and I ...

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We're still hearing murmurings that Julia Roberts' marriage may be in trouble. But it's coming from National Enquirer, people, so take that into consideration. [popbytes]

Phil Spector, blah blah blah, mistrial, blah blah, I cannot fucking believe we're going to have to completely ignore this story all over again. [Celebslam]

Ha! Just when I mentioned that Ashlee Simpson would never publicly admit to her nose job -- her father does it for her! [Cele|bitchy]

Our good pal at IBBB is right on top of those Hills recaps. [IBBB]

Victoria Beckham's new book is titled "That Extra Half an Inch." And we're supposed to believe she's talking about shoes. [POTP]

I've simply run out of creative ways to say this: Kristin Cavallari is a trashy slut. [Drunken Stepfather]

Is Jessica Biel going to play Wonderwoman? I think she should just continue to play Wonderbra. [Celebrity Smack]

More Xtina preggers pics. [Derek Hail]

Britney Spears. Still crashing her car. [Ninja Dude]

New cutie-pie pics of Coco Arquette. [SOW]

/>We're still hearing murmurings that Julia Roberts' marriage may be in trouble. But it's coming from National Enquirer, people, so take that into consideration. [popbytes] Phil Spector, blah blah blah, mistrial, blah blah, I cannot fucking believe we're going to have to completely ignore this story all over again. [Celebslam] Ha! Just when I mentioned that Ashlee Simpson would never publicly admit to her nose job -- her father does it for her! [Cele|bitchy] Our good pal at IBBB is right on top of those...

Listen Up, Folks: No One is Dating Anybody Around Here

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia Are Either Dating or Not Dating People magazine has the exclusive on all the not-dating going on in Hollywood. First up, Hayden Panettiere, who is reportedly not dating co-star Milo Ventimiglia. Says James Kyson Lee, who shares the screen with the not-couple in Heroes: "The rumor is not true. Let's just end it there ... I think we were just surprised because they're 12 years apart – for people to even conceive that. I know there have been a lot of jokes, Hayden turning 18 and whatnot. At some point, you just have ...

New Vanessa Carlton: Nolita Fairytale

Ms. Carlton's back on the scene with her new album, Heroes & Thieves, to be released Oct 9. "Nolita Fairytale" is the first single off the album (I think "Lolita Fairytale" would have made a more interesting track). When asked about the song, Carlton says: "Nolita is a place in New York where I lived. It is north of Little Italy. It is about my life there and the series of revelations I have had over the past few years." Anyway, I always feel like I should dislike Vanessa, and I don't even know why. Something about her as a ...

Rick Salomon is Always a Good Influence

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Pictures Paris Hilton's sex tape co-star, Rick Salomon, has been linked to Pamela Anderson lately, and friends say he's bad news for the busty starlet. "She parties almost every night," said a source. "She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she's got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don't think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate ... [Pam and Rick] went wild over the VMA weekend. I jus...

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Heidi Montag Shows Off Her New Boobs in a Bikini "Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don't wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don't care. If I don't wake up, it's worth it. I just wanted it so badly." Heidi "Einstein" Montag, admitting to Us Weekly that she did, in fact, get breast implants. It turns out she had a nose job, too. You know, when you're famous for actually doing something, you don't need to be selling tell-all exclusives about your plastic surgery. In fact, you want that sort of thing to be kept qu...
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