Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Maybe the New Britney Video Doesn’t Suck

britney_vma.jpg The kids over at Us Weekly got a sneak peak of the video for "Gimme More," which debuts Monday on TRL, and they actually had some nice things to say about it: The video, which features Spears, 25, interacting with a sexy alter-ego, is a departure from her previous clips. While Spears dances, she's alone for most of the video (except for a few surprise scenes) and the effects are slick yet minimal. Dressed very provocatively in fishnets and a black adorned motorcycle vest, Spears shows off a ...

Quotables

sinead.jpg "I think to attack someone as a mother is very dangerous. I would say that's what puts a young girl on a precipice which is very, very dangerous, in my opinion. Some people may end up really regretting the way they're treating her." Sinead O'Connor, discussing Britney Spears' current situation. I swear, every other article that comes across the AP this week is some celebrity weighing in on The Britney Situation. How could anyone possibly stay sane with this level of public scrutiny? ...

Hooray for Kim Kardashian Child Porn!!!

Agency Tries to Sell Kim an Kourtney Kardashian Child Porn Mostly what I'm excited for is all the search traffic I'm going to get from this post, from all the people searching for "child porn." Hello, pedophiles. Welcome to my site. If you're going to be all disgusting and shit, at least click on some ads while you're here. It's the least you can do. Anyway, guys, I had a fever of like 100 last night and I still feel like total ass today, so I don't really have it in me to summarize anything. Here's the article: Decade-old explicit photos ...

This Is Why You Should Read Gossip Blogs, Not Gossip Mags

angie41.jpg From Page Six: WHEN Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch's plans for this week's cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?" To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. "When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the...

One of The Hanson Girls Had to Go to the Hospital!!!

Isaac Hanson in Hospital with Pulmonary Embolism It's the oldest one, the one that looks like a horse. She had to go in after complaining of chest and shoulder pain. Man, some girls just get the worst PMS. Okay, okay, technically it was a pulmonary embolism, which I guess can be really serious, but the doctors are saying she'll be fine, so I'm going to go ahead and make my jokes, k? I guess Hanson is on tour for an album I didn't know existed. Because I'm old and out of touch with what the kids are listening to these days. I me...