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Check out Tori Amos performing live on Jay Leno. [popbytes]

Mariah Carey is retarded. But in a really, really rich way. [Cele|bitchy]

Maria Shriver picks her teeth with a business card. We don't see enough Maria Shriver around these parts. [Celebslam]

"VH1 is giving out reality shows like welfare checks." [Bossip]

How on earth did Kevin Federline get pink eye? [The Bosh]

Oh, yay. JT Rotem's back. With Britney. [Ninja Dude]

Everybody loves Pushing Daises. Except me. I fell asleep. In fairness, I had a 100 degree fever at the time. [Pajiba]

Hilary Duff in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

/>Check out Tori Amos performing live on Jay Leno. [popbytes] Mariah Carey is retarded. But in a really, really rich way. [Cele|bitchy] Maria Shriver picks her teeth with a business card. We don't see enough Maria Shriver around these parts. [Celebslam] "VH1 is giving out reality shows like welfare checks." [Bossip] How on earth did Kevin Federline get pink eye? [The Bosh] Oh, yay. JT Rotem's back. With Britney. [Ninja Dude] Everybody loves Pushing Daises. Except me. I fell asleep. In fairness, I had a 100 degree fe...

Bret Michaels Not with Jes Anymore (or Ever, Really)

Bret Michaels is Not Still Dating Jes from Rock of Love Too funny. Last night I got momentarily obsessed with finding out if Bret Michaels was still dating Rock of Love winner Jes Rickleff. I spent like an hour searching through everyone's MySpace pages to find out. And this morning, Page Six runs this: REALITY TV-show relationships don't last long, especially at VH1. In fact, "Rock of Love" star Brett Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he selected last season, Jes Rickleff. Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane Kronfeld that ...

Everyone Has Seen Britney Spears’ Music Video Except You

britney_mayhem2.jpg There's no such thing as an exclusive in this town anymore. After Us Weekly weighed in on their "first sneak peek" of Britney's "Gimme More" video, People was quick to follow with theirs. They go into a lot more detail about what the video involves. A fit-looking Bad Girl Britney sports a tattoo on her bicep and dresses in all black. She wears a leather vest, a studded belt and skimpy panties over ripped fishnet stockings. As she dances erotically around a pole and up against a mirr...

The Paparazzi Do Have Their Uses

After dinner with friends, unwilling to walk the remaining three blocks to her car while the paps snapped photos of her, Britney jumped into one of their SUVs and convinced them to take her back to the Beverly Wilshire. "What the fuck?" asks one of the other photogs. Too funny. The chick yelling at the photog here is Alli Sims. I believe the man is producer Sam Lutfi, although I'm not certain of that. /> After dinner with friends, unwilling to walk the remaining three blocks to her car while the paps snapped photos of her, Britney jumped into one of their SUVs and convinced them to take her back to the Beverly Wilshire. "What the fuck?" asks one of the other photogs. Too funny. The chick yelling at the photog here is Alli Sims. I believe the man is producer Sam Lutfi, although I'm not certain of that. ...