YouTube and Brightcove both pulled it last time, so I know a lot of you didn't get to see it. But now that MTV premiered it Monday afternoon, hopefully this one'll stick around a little longer.
It would be a pity for anyone to miss out on the Britney Spears patented brand of ocular vacancy.
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YouTube and Brightcove both pulled it last time, so I know a lot of you didn't get to see it. But now that MTV premiered it Monday afternoon, hopefully this one'll stick around a little longer.
It would be a pity for anyone to miss out on the Britney Spears patented brand of ocular vacancy.
Enjoy. ...
Check out Britney Spears' taco. [Yeeeah] Zahara Jolie-Pitt gives photogs the bird. This girl is totally my favorite Jolie-Pitt kid. [Cele|bitchy] Gisele Bundchen and her thong go mountain biking. [Drunken Stepfather] Apparently it's Bad Music Video Day around here. To follow up on Lisa D'Amato's awful "Ace of Spades," here's a video from Rock of Love's Lacey. [SOW] Prince Harry's doing dumb shit again. [The Blemish] Paris Hilton sends Britney some edible roses to cheer her up after she lost custody of her sons. Wouldn't edible underwear have been more appropriate? [POTP] What is Victoria Beckham wearing? [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Her new album, Heroes and Thieves, comes out tomorrow. I'm honestly a little obsessed with the first single, "Nolita Fairytale." I ran the video for it last week, and this week I'm bringing you a special behind the scenes clip.
But that's not the best news!
The best news is that two lucky people will be receiving a FREE copy of Vanessa's new CD.
Here's how you win:
Send an email to me, at evilbeet@gmail.com. The subject line should be "Vanessa Carlton Contest." And in the header, simply fill in the blank:
Vanessa Carlton is great because _________________.
You can be funny or sincere, it doesn't matter. You can write a sentence or a paragraph, doesn't matter. We're gonna be judging this shit pretty haphazardly anyway, since that's kind of how we do everything around here.
Winners will be announced tomorrow evening. Get your responses in by 2 pm PST on Tuesday pretty please. />
Her new album, Heroes and Thieves, comes out tomorrow. I'm honestly a little obsessed with the first single, "Nolita Fairytale." I ran the video for it last week, and this week I'm bringing you a special behind the scenes clip.
But that's not the best news!
The best news is that two lucky people will be receiving a FREE copy of Vanessa's new CD.
Here's how you win:
Send an email to me, at evilbeet@gmail.com. The subject line should be "Vanessa Carlton Contest." And in the header, simply fill in the blank:
Vanessa Carlton is great because _________________...
America's Next Top Model's resident alcoholic, Lisa D'Amato, has released a video for a rap single, "Ace of Spades."
It is horrible.
I mean, horrible.
It's like one of those Top Model challenges where the girls have to, like, do a commercial for a Korean beverage in the native language and the end result is 100% cringe-worthy. This video has no redeemable qualities.
"If you don't like this shit," she says in the song, "you can fucking lick my twat."
Well that should be no problem, Lisa, since, if this video is any evidence, you spend most of your time with your legs spread wide open.
Bring it on. />
America's Next Top Model's resident alcoholic, Lisa D'Amato, has released a video for a rap single, "Ace of Spades."
It is horrible.
I mean, horrible.
It's like one of those Top Model challenges where the girls have to, like, do a commercial for a Korean beverage in the native language and the end result is 100% cringe-worthy. This video has no redeemable qualities.
"If you don't like this shit," she says in the song, "you can fucking lick my twat."
Well that should be no prob...
Nine-year-old Alex Wolff, from the hit Nickelodeon series/movie The Naked Brothers Band, descends an escalator at a CD signing in NYC, followed by photogs and camera crews.
It just feels like such an iconic image to me.
He's nine.
And it is all I can do to stop myself from making a bitchy comment about his shoes.
How can one possibly expect a nine-year-old kid thrust into this sort of fame to develop a comprehensive and realistic picture of the way the world actually operat...
Ben Affleck's directorial debut, Gone Baby Gone, had its big LA premiere in Westwood on Monday night.
Ben knows full well that every film he's been involved with in the past few years has sucked hardcore.
This has to be good, Ben. ...
Diddy hit the streets with ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and their 10-month-old twin daughters, D'Lila Star and Jessie James.
The music mogul recently got word that DNA testing proved he was also the father of a 15-month-old little girl in Atlanta. "I will take care of her for the rest of her life," he said.
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Thank goodness!
Britney Spears is finally open to the possibility of a career path other than "washed up, drug-addicted pop star."
The mother of two applied for a job as a bartender at the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica on Thursday.
Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.
We're told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did -- then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work...
Although they never did get married, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been together since 1982, which is way longer than, like, any Hollywood marriage ever. The two were spotted biking in NYC on Sunday. ...
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"At first, I wasn't sure if this was my child. Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life."
Sean "Diddy" Combs, after DNA tests proved that a 15-month-old Atlanta girl is, in fact, his daughter. Diddy was dating model Kim Porter when the baby was conceived. ...
The funny man was touched when he heard the story of Phoenix police officer Nick Erfle, who was fatally shot last month in the line of duty, after returning to the force following a bout with cancer. Erfle left behind a wife and two children. Spade, who had never met the officer, sent the family $25,000 to help them get back on their feet.
This is the sort of shit Britney needs to start doing!!!...