Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Wanna Win a Copy of KT Tunstall’s New CD?

KT Tunstall Drastic Fantastic Album Cover Once again, we're playing nice with PR people ... and YOU'RE the beneficiary!!! We're giving away a copy of KT's new CD, Drastic Fantastic, to two lucky winners. All you have to do is fill in the following sentence and email it to us at evilbeet@gmail.com. I would like to see KT Tunstall make a sex tape with ____________________ because ________________________. Entries should come in by 5 pm PST on Wednesday. ...

Congrats to Our Vanessa Carlton Contest Winners!

vanessa_stm.jpg Congratulations to Tiffany and Crystal, the winners of our Vanessa Carlton CD contest. Crystal says: Vanessa Carlton is great because... A) she is not: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan B) she has not slept with: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. Tiffany says: Vanessa Carlton is great because……she’s hot, plain and simple….and let’s face it, she’s got a different sound about her that I can’t help but ado...

Bret Michaels Will Do a Second Season of Rock of Love

Bret Michaels Will Do Season 2 of Rock of Love Fresh from my inbox: Over 3.9 million total viewers tuned into the “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” reunion special this past Sunday night (10/7) to learn that Bret's love match was a mismatch. VH1 will continue to help Bret find his ‘rose’ and announces today that a second season of the record-breaking series will premiere on VH1 in early 2008. After handing in her VIP pass, Jes, the pink-haired beauty proved she was not fit to handle Bret Michaels’ rock-...

Britney Spears Did Something Right!

Britney Spears Passes Drug Test Congrats to Britney, who actually passed her drug test this weekend. Evil Beet Gossip has obtained an exclusive copy of the test in question. The questions were as follows: 1) True or false: A peeled banana can be used as a bong. 2) Which is the preferable way of snorting cocaine: a) with a straw b) with a rolled-up dollar bill c) off a pinky nail d) none of the above 3) True or false: Heroin is less fun when you snort it. Better to inject. 4) What is Samantha Ronson's phone number? ...

More of the Lindsay Lohan Post-Rehab Interview!!! New Boyfriend, Too!!!

Lindsay Lohan Has a New Boyfriend, Riley Giles, Who She Met in Rehab Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!!! WELCOME BACK!!!! We were soooooooooooooooo sick of Britney. It's all Lindsay all the time now!!!! Is everyone soooooooooo excited to see what Britney does to get the attention back on her? What will she think of this time??? Oh and Linds has a new boyfriend, who she met in rehab. He's a 25-year-old snowboarder named Riley Giles. (With a name like Riley Giles, you pretty much have to be a snowboarder, right?) Jump in to read the whole interview. R...

La Lohan’s Post-Rehab Exclusive with OK!

lindsay1.jpg The full interview won't be out until Thursday, but OK! has posted some of the quotes they got from Lindsay in their exclusive post-rehab interview. "I'm going back [to LA] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions," she says. "Tempation is always there, but now I'll avoid it the right way." And: "I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision." And lastly: "My talent is a gift...

Brett Ratner Doesn’t Want to Talk About Britney, Would Rather Call Lindsay Lohan a Slut

Brett Ratner and Lindsay Lohan, Pictures, Photos Director Brett Ratner, who's currently making a film about Hugh Hefner's life, when asked if he'd cast Lindsay Lohan: "She's very talented; she'd be great a as a Playboy bunny, if she stayed sober." Brett and Lindsay dated briefly in 2006, when Lindsay was 20 and Brett was 37. Director Brett Ratner, when asked what advice he'd give to Britney Spears: “I wouldn't. I don't want to be quoted about Britney.” Oh, silly Brett. Everyone has to get quoted about Britney this mont...

Gay or Straight? I Just Can’t Tell.

This is the latest viral video to be making the rounds on this thing we call the World Wide Internet. The song you hear in the background is the bonus track on Beyonce's B'Day album. This video is oddly addictive. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I secretly wish my butt could do things like that. But it can't. I'm a white girl. My ass is, like, practically an internal organ. Oh well. /> This is the latest viral video to be making the rounds on this thing we call the World Wide Internet. The song you hear in the background is the bonus track on Beyonce's B'Day album. This video is oddly addictive. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I secretly wish my butt could do things like that. But it can't. I'm a white girl. My ass is, like, practically an internal organ. Oh well. ...

Chef Tom Colicchio Has to Eat His Own Words

Chef Tom Colicchio Loses Michelin Guide Star at Craft Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! Okay, so you know how, on Top Chef, Tom Colicchio's always like, "You're a good chef, but we just don't see consistency out of you"??? HA HA HA HA HA. So, um, on Monday, Michelin -- one of the premiere restaurant ranking agencies in the world -- took away one of Tom Colicchio's stars at his restaurant Craft. "It doesn't mean that the chef has less talent. It's just that the consistency was not there," said Jean-Luc Naret, the director of the Mi...