Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. This is not supposed to happen anymore.
Ugh.
Well, Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Without flashing anybody.
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So Britney finally arrived in court -- five hours late -- and was granted sleepovers one night a week with her two kids, but those sleepovers will be monitored by a court-appointed monitor.
Britney left the courthouse visibly upset.
Get your shit together, Britney!
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Phylicia Rashad, just because she showed up at an event, and she will always be my secret black mother.
Now this is how you age gracefully. She's just so damn dignified. I love it!...
Check out Jim with his 20-year-old daughter, Jane. She's quite the cutie. And I've never seen her with Paris Hilton, so she's alright in my book.
Jim, ever the the dutiful boyfriend, showed up to support girlfriend Jenny McCarthy, who hosted a cocktail party for the UCLA Early Childhood Development Partial Hospitalization Program.
I don't know what that means, but I do know two things that might shed some light on it:
1) Jenny McCarthy has a son with autism
2) GO BRUINS!!!
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Plus, check out my tits!
The Trump with Tits showed off her new (super boring) jewelry line at the Taj Mahal on Thursday night.
I just love the knee-length skirt with the barely-there top. That outfit is so not flattering on her.
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"If you are going to get sick, Seattle Grace is the place to do it. Maybe they'll call me McSicky?"
Seth Green, who will do a two-episode arc as a patient on Grey's Anatomy this season. ...
I'm sorry to veer off the traditional menu of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, but I absolutely adore Joni Mitchell. I grew up with my dad singing me Joni Mitchell songs to help me sleep. I think Blue is one of the greatest albums in the history of, well, the world. I've been listening to it since I was a little girl, and it never gets old.
So I was really excited to hear that, at age 63, Mitchell has released her first album of new songs in nearly a decade, Shine.
I'm listening to it...
As a part of the sentencing from his recent guilty plea to the charge of being a freakin' genius attempting to smuggle a collapsible baton onto an airplane, Snoop Dogg will be picking up trash around an Orange County park for 160 hours.
County officials are refusing to name the exact park, because, you know, it's gonna take more than 160 hours for the media to figure out where Snoop Dogg's picking up trash.
"He's glad to make a contribution to Orange County," said Snoop's lawyer.
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I'm not kidding.
Once again.
Britney knows exactly what she's doing at this point.
As if we don't write about her enough, Britney decided to give the paparazzi another glimpse of her vagina on Thursday.
Thanks, Brit. Your vagina is so awesome.
In fact, it's so awesome, it should get to have two young children spend the night with it.
Oh wait.
Uncensored pics are inside.
Update: I'd just like to note that there are currently thousands of people on this site who are here s...
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They take home leftovers!
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo exit a Beverly Hills eatery on Tuesday night.
I wonder if they'll eat it naked in a jacuzzi. With knives.
Nah, they've probably learned their lesson.
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It's Bruce Willis.
Yeah, you read that right.
I am not fucking kidding you.
What? Happened?
PUT THE TOUPEE BACK ON, BRUCE!! YOU'RE SCARING ME!!!...