Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Caridee English is Way Hotter Than Her Boyfriend

Caridee English and Her Boyfriend Nick, Hosting at SET in Miami What a weekend! Saturday morning, the ever-fabulous MK from popbytes organized another one of his killer blogger brunches at Kate Mantilini (aka Kate Mantil-yummy!) in Bev Hills. It's always so much fun to hang out with the rest of the gossip blogger community. If you're a gossip blogger in the LA area, and you're not on his invite list, drop me a line and I'll make sure you're included next time. Then it was off to San Diego, to hang out with my little sister (the one who researches phytoplankton at ...

If You’re Gonna Go to Rehab, You May as Well Get Some Press Out of It

Samaire Armstrong Goes to Rehab Ugh. So Samaire Armstrong, some nobody who did a few episodes of The O.C. and is now on the most-hyped show that no one's watching, Dirty Sexy Money, decided to go to some outpatient center for some of her bullshit and decided to have her rep issue a statement about it. "Samaire Armstrong decided to enter an outpatient facility to deal with some personal issues in a therapeutic atmosphere and is doing very well. She continues to work on her show and will be completing her treatment in a ...

Ethan Hawke Has Some Serious Acne

Ethan Hawke with Acne at Premiere of Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead in New York How old is he at this point? 58?* How is this dude still all pizza-faced? It's a pity that Jessica Simpson just renewed her contract with ProActiv, because they need to get their little Stanford M.D. hands on this smarty-pants. Remember when he was in Reality Bites? How awesome was that movie? "I am not acting like anything. I am calmly reading." I'm getting deja vu. Have I talked about this before? Yup, I have. Anyway, that movie was cool. Except when Ethan Hawke was kissing ...

Ashlee Simpson Hits the Mosh Pit

As Fall Out Boy plays live. I learned two things from watching this video: 1) Ashlee Simpson sucks at moshing. 2) Fall Out Boy kinda sucks live. /> As Fall Out Boy plays live. I learned two things from watching this video: 1) Ashlee Simpson sucks at moshing. 2) Fall Out Boy kinda sucks live. ...

Nobody Cares About Britney Spears’ Vagina Anymore :(

Britney Spears Crotch Shot October 11 Ah, I remember the heyday of the Britney Spears crotch shot. It was around a year ago, and word spread like wildfire: "There's a Britney Spears crotch shot on the Internet." All across the known universe, people ran to their computers to get a look at the Princess of Pop's naked hoo-hoo. My own gossip blog, mere months old at that time, received over 100,000 hits each day from people searching for the photos. And then there was another one. And another one. And another one still. There w...