Everyone is running this picture without mentioning that C.S. Lewis's inaugural Narnia text, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, is the thinly veiled story of Christ's life.
Is Britney getting religious?
Or is she just reading this to her kids? ...
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Okay, so I got really bored on my drive home from my crazy San Diego weekend, and I decided to put on Britney Spears' In the Zone, for old time's sake.
I came across this track, Early Mornin', which I realize now basically foreshadows what was going to come in the following years.
Here's the opening line:
"Alright, I was a little late last night. Got a little messy. Can't be like that anymore ..."
And by the end she's like "Call all your boys, call all your girls, call all your friends. Let's do it again!"
Oh, Britney. You warned us! I'm sorry we didn't heed your cry for help. Then again, this was the same album on which you dedicated an entire song to masturbation, so it's possible we all just got distracted.
(And, yes, I know this isn't the actual music video for the song. She didn't do a video for this one, so this was the best compilation I could find on YouTube.) />
Okay, so I got really bored on my drive home from my crazy San Diego weekend, and I decided to put on Britney Spears' In the Zone, for old time's sake.
I came across this track, Early Mornin', which I realize now basically foreshadows what was going to come in the following years.
Here's the opening line:
"Alright, I was a little late last night. Got a little messy. Can't be like that anymore ..."
And by the end she's like "Call all your boys, call all your girls, call all your fr...
Pam Anderson attended the World Magic Awards in LA on Saturday, and, look: Her body is still phenomenal, and I give her credit for that, but girlfriend needs to stop dressing herself up like she's 25, because she is definitely not 25 anymore.
Her face looks ooooooooold. Even with the two pounds of make-up she's caked on.
Hang on to your latest hubby, Pammy! They're gonna get harder and harder to come by.
And, for God's sake, quit doing drugs! It shows!
...
Jesus Christ, Kim.
Easy on the teeth, girl.
At LA Fashion Week. ...
... on her tits!
Those things are HUGE now!!!
I want to get pregnant for the breasts!!
Melissa and her husband, rocker Mark Wilkerson, showed up at a charity event in LA on Saturday. The couple are expecting their second child around February. They already have one son, Mason. ...
Okay, so he's not exactly a hottie, but, then again, he is Steve Wozniak, a co-founder of Apple.
So homeboy's fucking loaded.
Rock on, Kathy. You marry that shit, and you'll have the kind of money Paris Hilton can only dream about.
Wozniak's been married twice before, and he has two sons from his second marriage. And I would like to meet them. ...
Remember how scary his balding ass looked last week?
I guess Bruce Willis reads the gossip blogs, as he opted to wear a hat to the Rome premiere of Live Free or Die Hard.
Thank you, Bruce. Now let's never take it off again, okay? ...
The woman on the far right?
Is Cheri Oteri.
Yeah. That Cheri Oteri.
So weird.
At a GQ party for Brett Ratner's "Visions of Hollywood." Pete Wentz hosted....
Mazel tov to T.I., who won two BET awards mere hours after being arrested for paying his bodyguard to purchase multiple machine guns for him, without registering them. T.I. cannot legally purchase the guns because he is a convicted felon. And no one in this country can legally purchase a gun without registering it.
T.I. was taken into custody in a shopping center parking lot where federal officials said he planned to pick up machine guns and silencers he had his bodyguard buy for him.
...
I seriously doubt it, but News of the World says she is:
In recent months the wayward actress has squandered a staggering SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS on her wild partying.
And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can't afford her own place—and has become a lodger at a rich pal's mansion.
Her extravagant spending spree includes:
- A MILLION dollars on just one hotel bill
- $137,000 in rehab costs as she battles her hopeless addiction to drink and drugs
- THOUSANDS more in legal ...
WireImage caught some shots of Nicky backstage before the Chick show at LA Fashion Week on Sunday.
Once again, Mommy Hilton and Daddy Hilton were there, but Paris was a no-show. She'll probably take shit for it again, but I actually think Paris is avoiding Nicky's shows in order to let the shows be about Nicky.
It looks like a really cute line, to be honest. Girly, flirty, cutesy. I dig it.
Also: has anyone else noticed that Nicky's lost a ton of weight lately? Her legs are little st...