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I Want to Eat at All the Restaurants The Hills Kids Eat At

lauren_conrad1.jpg Does anyone else notice that whenever they have their fabulous little lunches and dinners, the food always comes a mere 30 seconds after Lauren sits down? She doesn't even have to order! They just know. Seriously. Lauren shows up to meet Jen Bunny. Thirty seconds later, so does her sandwich. Jen shows up to meet Heidi. Thirty seconds later, so do her eggs. No ordering, no waiting, no nothing. Do you know how long it takes me to get a sandwich in Hollywood? Sometimes it takes 10 minutes ...

Clay Aiken to Appear in Broadway’s “Spamalot,” Still Inexplicably Not Out of the Closet

gayken.jpg Dude. You're doing Broadway. You said the following: "I really couldn't have asked for a more wonderful group of people to work with. Let's not lie, the chance to work with legendary creative minds like Mike Nichols and Eric Idle is, on its own, a reason to jump at this opportunity." Seriously, buddy? Why didn't you just say: "I really couldn't be any gayer. Let's not lie, I know who Mike Nichols and Eric Idle are, and that makes me so unbelievably gay. Like, they may as well...

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Megan Fox: still super hot. [FListed]

Anyone who can turn "Panettiere" into "Panty-Wearer" deserves a link. [Ninja Dude]

Who's Christina Ricci's new man? [Use My Computer]

Shocker! Britney Spears doesn't write much of her own material. But she does pick out all her own wigs, apparently. [Derek Hail]

Spencer Pratt thinks he's making the war in Iraq more bearable for the country. And, to some extent, I actually agree. Hm. [Agent Bedhead]

Yeah, I'd totally bang Kelly Carlson. [Drunken Stepfather]

Ellen Degeneres has a little breakdown on her show. [The Blemish]

Anderson Cooper wants to get 'em while they're still young. [popbytes]

Check out pics of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's Hamptons pad. [The Bosh]

Tara Reid drunk photos never get boring. [Cityrag]

/>Megan Fox: still super hot. [FListed] Anyone who can turn "Panettiere" into "Panty-Wearer" deserves a link. [Ninja Dude] Who's Christina Ricci's new man? [Use My Computer] Shocker! Britney Spears doesn't write much of her own material. But she does pick out all her own wigs, apparently. [Derek Hail] Spencer Pratt thinks he's making the war in Iraq more bearable for the country. And, to some extent, I actually agree. Hm. [Agent Bedhead] Yeah, I'd totally bang Kelly Carlson. [Drunken St...

Yay! Our First Real Item of Gossip Girl Gossip!

Chace Crawford from Gossip Girl Dating Carrie Underwood? From Page Six: "GOSSIP Girl" stud Chance Crawford (who plays leading man Nate Archibald) found a girl in real life he could charm with bubbly and fancy parties. "American Idol" Carrie Underwood was on Crawford's arm Friday and Saturday nights. The twosome were spotted getting cozy at Marquee over champagne and strutting around a party at the Soho Grand, where a source said "she was being rude and nasty." I thought Carrie was with Tony Romo, who's definitely a hottie, but Chace Crawfo...

Drew Carey Engaged!

Drew Carey and Kate Walsh at Godzilla Premiere No, that's not a picture of his fiancee -- "recent culinary school graduate" Nicole Jaracz (I guess if you're gonna marry Drew Carey you gotta know how to cook) -- but it is a photo of Drew and none other than Kate Walsh! These photos are from 1998, when she accompanied him to the premiere of Godzilla. Craziness, right? I couldn't find a pic of Nicole, but Drew proposed October 9. This will be the first marriage for both. Things are going just splendidly for Drew and Kate these days! ...