Don't mess with rich people, yo!
Paris Hilton's been spending an awful lot of time at the Hollywood Hills home of her new boyfriend, Douche Reinhardt. And it's been a typical Paris scene -- loud parties, police getting called, paparazzi everywhere. Doug's neighbors are SO over this, and they're offering Doug's landlord big bucks to give him the boot:
We've learned the neighbor (who we have been asked not to ID) has written a letter to the landlord of the place Paris and her BF Doug Rei...
Hey guys, Kelly is taking a well-deserved vacay this weekend. So you're stuck with me, but not much of me. I'm booked solid most of the weekend, so I'll be posting here and there, but expect it to be light. If a big story breaks, I expect some high-quality citizen journalism from y'all in the comments. You know, so I can copy-paste what you write into my story later. :)
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No, don't worry. Nobody won more than eight Olympic golds during one Olympics. That honor still belongs to Michael Phelps and his size 14 penis.
Rather, students at William & Mary College have broken the record for the most people to dance to the singer's "Thriller" simultaneously in one place. The 242-person routine was organized by longtime Jackson fan Kevin Dua, who was notified Friday by Guinness World Records of the accomplishment. The previous record was 147 people in an event held last summer at a British secondary school.
Dua, 21, spent the better part of the school year orchestrating the event, which was held April 19. "I've been a Michael Jackson fan since I was 5 years old. It was something I grew up around," Dua said Friday in an interview.
Well. Now I know what I'm doing with my summer. I'm going to need 243 people, a boom box, and a whole lot of beer. Who's in? />
No, don't worry. Nobody won more than eight Olympic golds during one Olympics. That honor still belongs to Michael Phelps and his size 14 penis.
Rather, students at William & Mary College have broken the record for the most people to dance to the singer's "Thriller" simultaneously in one place. The 242-person routine was organized by longtime Jackson fan Kevin Dua, who was notified Friday by Guinness World Records of the accomplishment. The previous record was 147 people in an event held...
Jennifer "Can't Find Love" Hewitt gives boyfriend Jamie Kennedy a kiss before he performs at a comedy club in New York.
Wonder how long it'll be before they're engaged and then she changes her mind?
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Big huge congrats to Bachelorette Jen Schefft, who married fiance Joe Waterman at the Private Dining Rooms of Spiaggia in Chicago Friday night.
After a failed romance on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, and authoring the dating manual Better Single Than Sorry, Jen fell in love with Joe after meeting him on a blind date in February 2008.
"We really get each other," she said last year after getting engaged. "I guess it's true things move fast when you meet the right person." ...
David Banda's already figured out what he thinks of the paparazzi who stalk his mother. Madonna took him and Rocco to the Kabbalah Center in NYC today, and he gave them a piece of his mind. In the other pics, you can barely make out Rocco. He's all dressed in white with a cap pulled down over his head. It's kind of sad that these kids have already spent the entirety of their lives trying to hide from the paps.
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Shia LaBeouf is running his mouth again, this time about the size of his wee-wee. Turns out he's no Tommy Lee. Shia talked to Playboy about losing his virginity and all the accompanying awkwardness:
"I was shaking in my boots," he says about the romp, four years ago. "Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I'd been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place ... I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie ... [It] put her at ...
OMG you guys did you see what I did there? With that headline? Because Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are at Cannes and they're kissing? Jesus Christ I am so unbelievably funny.
OK really though if this headline prevents just one of you from pronouncing "Cannes" with an 's' sound this week, it will all be worth it.
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Powder Blue is one of the most depressingly bad movies ever made. Every decision -- from the screenplay to the acting to the visual palette -- is a cynical calculation based on an uncomfortable amalgam of several other much better movies. The characters are manipulated ciphers, their stories are emotional copycats, and the film is an ugly, wretched bit of sanctimony. Of course the film purports to be about finding hope in the unlikeliest places, but I found absolutely none, except when the cred...
Remember how last year Aunt Jodi's sister started that blog, Truth Breeds Hatred, that basically bashed Kate Gosselin into little tiny pieces before it was uber-hip to do so? Well, a few months ago, I was helping a reporter do some stalking, and I added that blog to my RSS feed. I never removed it, and I never noticed that I never removed it because she hadn't written anything in months and months. But it just popped up in my RSS feed again -- Aunt Jodi's sister is back on the warpath, talkin...