Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, Lindsay, Welcome Back, Darling!

lohan_allen.jpg Not a single Britney story yet today! But that Lindsay? She's stealing men left and right! Rumor is that her new rehaboyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles, was engaged prior to meeting Lindsay. And his ex-fiancee is pissed! And she's talking! “I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up. She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was com...

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Reese Witherspoon Keeps Her Political Views to Herself "I have a real aversion to talking about my own personal politics just because I feel the influence sometimes, I see the influence of celebrity on our culture. And to think that my opinion is any more informed than anyone else's or taken as thus is erroneous. I'm just like everybody else. I'm learning, reading, I'm trying to figure it out." Reese Witherspoon, the the Associated Press, on why she keeps her personal politics to herself. Challenge to all Evil Beet readers: Use both the wo...

OMG Mischa Barton Is So Tragic

Look, I couldn't even get through two minutes of the preview for Mischa Barton's new movie, Finding t.A.T.u., about "two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, [who] fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder." But if you're a die-hard Mischa fan, or you just want to watch her making out with a chick, maybe you'll get through the whole thing. If you do, let me know if something interesting happens in the last two minutes. Honestly, Mischa, is this what you've been reduced to? Damn, girl, get a new agent. Or lay off the weed and start reading your own damn scripts. This looks awful. /> Look, I couldn't even get through two minutes of the preview for Mischa Barton's new movie, Finding t.A.T.u., about "two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, [who] fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder." But if you're a die-hard Mischa fan, or you just want to watch her making out with a chick, maybe you'll get through the whole thing. If you do, let me know if something interesting hap...

The JK Rowling Nip Slip That Almost Was

Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Shows Her Bra, Almost Nip-Slip, at Reading at Hollywood’s Kodak Theater Just when you thought anyone was immune from the nip-slip seeking eyes of the paparazzi, we get these shots of Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling at a reading at Hollywood's Kodak Theater, where her dress slipped down and revealed her bra. Rowling blushed and quickly recovered from the incident. I want to tell you all that I did pause briefly before writing this article, and I thought to myself, "Is this what my life has come to? Am I actually going to exploit a photo of the bra of a re...

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Jon Voight at Premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire "I find it very heartbreaking that my children want to paint a bad guy portrait of me. I feel it comes from their inability to let go of years of programmed anger from their mother, who understandably felt quite hurt when we divorced. In all truth, I tried to give him and their mother continuous love and support and large sums of money. God knows, for years I've tried to mend this relationship. Perhaps the trauma of their mother's passing has made it worse." Angelina Jolie's estranged fathe...

Scott Wolf is Still Super Hot

Scott Wolf and Wife Kelley at Project ALS Tomorrow is Tonight 10th Anniversary He hasn't done much, ya know, acting lately (that's actually not true -- he gets plenty of roles, just not on shows that stay on the air for any discernible period of time), but he sure is hot still. He doesn't look like he's aged a day since the Party of Five era. The only difference is he's married now to some hooker named Kelley, who you might remember from The Real World: New Orleans. Is she pregnant or is her belly just fat? At an ALS charity function in NYC. ...

London Still Loves Kate Moss

Kate Moss at Kate Moss ‘Topshop Christmas Range’ Launch in London, Pictures Photos Everyone who's anyone in London showed up on Tuesday night for the launch of the Christmas line of Kate Moss's Topshop line. It's like the more heroin this girl injects, the more people want to buy things from her. No wonder she doesn't want to quit. Celebs who showed up include Simon Cowell, Jade Jagger, Elle Macpherson, Lily Allen, Naomi Campbell, and Sophie Dahl. ...