Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Loses Visitation Rights with Kids

britney11.jpg Ugh. I'm not even excited about these stories any more. This is just so sad. A judge on Thursday revoked Britney's visitations rights with her children, because she refused to provide the drug testing facility with contact information so they could reach her to conduct the random drug tests. So, basically, either Britney just doesn't think the law applies to her, or she values her drug use above her children. Or maybe both. I don't know. But it's horrible when you consider that there ...

Quotables

pam1.jpg "I left the table and Errol (Lyon, Anderson's driver) played in my place. I came back to find myself $250,000 in the hole to Rick! Rick, being the gentleman, said he would wipe my debt if I gave him a kiss, so I have to thank Vegas for our relationship switching gears! It evolved into spending every day — and then nights — together." Pamela Anderson, who wed Salomon -- the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton's snatch on camera -- in Las Vegas earlier...

My Lesbian Girlfriend Thinks You Should Stay in School

Jaslene Gonzalez from Americas Next Top Model at 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance “Stay In School” Event ANTM winner Jaslene Gonzalez -- who some of you might also recognize as the lesbian love of my life -- made an appearance at the 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance Stay In School event. Look at my girlfriend, always do-gooding! I sure do know how to pick women. Although whoever did her make-up for this needed to stay in beauty school another year or so. I am not digging the nude lipstick with the rest of the look. It doesn't do her chin any favors. ...

It’s Sad That We Only Write About Kristen Bell When She’s Talking About Hayden Panettiere

kristen_bell.jpg She's a pretty girl, and a talented actress, but she just doesn't get into any trouble. She shows up on a different red carpet every night (trust me, I look through all the photos every morning), but no one ever runs the photos or writes anything about her. Plus she's 27, so she's like five or six years too old for us to start caring about her. But we get to care today, because she's talking about Hayden Panettiere and her (non-) relationship with Milo Ventimiglia. They're just great frie...

There’s Going to Be a Star Wars Television Series? Seriously?

George Lucas Working on Live-Action Star Wars Television Series You'd think at this point George Lucas would want to move on with his life. Like, buddy, you've been doing this Star Wars thing forever. Fidel Castro's smoking a cigar somewhere like, "When is this guy gonna stop?" I guess the live-action television series Lucas is working on will not focus on the primary Star Wars characters. "The Skywalkers aren't in it, and it's about minor characters," he told the LA Times. He's just begun work on the series, and won't reveal anything more about it....

I Guess Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling Are Over

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams Break Up From GQ: “I mean, God bless The Notebook,” Gosling says. “It introduced me to one of the great loves of my life. But people do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that.” They broke up, is the thing. It’s been a few months. Gosling says it wasn’t the attention that did it, but other than that he doesn’t really know what to say. â...

Things Get Hairy for Vanessa Hudgens and HSM 3

Vanessa Anne Hudgens Not Coming Back to Disney for High School Musical 3? I don't really believe any of these, but we've got another source claiming Vanessa Hudgens has been 86'd from High School Musical 3 after the naked pics of her hit the web. “Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back,” an insider reveals to OK!. “They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star — the household name — and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.” The source also re...

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Posh gets a little nipply. [Ayyyy!]

What's left of Jenna Jameson walks the runway for Heatherette. [Fatback and Collards]

Eva Mendes does Maxim. [Jordan]

David Hasselhoff's Sobriety: Take 946. [Cele|bitchy]

Food fight on Kid Nation! [SOW]

Vanessa Hudgens scores a gig with Marc Ecko. [Celebslam]

Ricky Martin gets his star on the Boulevard. [popbytes]

/>Posh gets a little nipply. [Ayyyy!] What's left of Jenna Jameson walks the runway for Heatherette. [Fatback and Collards] Eva Mendes does Maxim. [Jordan] David Hasselhoff's Sobriety: Take 946. [Cele|bitchy] Food fight on Kid Nation! [SOW] Vanessa Hudgens scores a gig with Marc Ecko. [Celebslam] Ricky Martin gets his star on the Boulevard. [popbytes]...

Britney Knew Lance Bass Was Gay Before You Did

lance_bass.jpg Well, Britney knew Lance Bass was gay before you did, if you're retarded and blind. Otherwise, you should have known Lance Bass was gay, like, the first time you saw an interview with him. One of my sorority sisters used to be obsessed with Lance. The mere mention of his name would cause her to go all red in the face and jump up and down. I was like, "Sweetheart, you do realize he is incredibly gay?" but she wasn't hearing it. She was Canadian, for what it's worth. Anyway: LANCE Bass...