I don't even know what to make of this. My head's kind of exploding right now.
Paris Hilton.
David Hasselhoff.
Matthew Perry.
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.
Rumer Willis.
Lacey Chabert.
Tila Tequila.
Lydia Hearst.
Aubrey O'Day.
Aubrey O'Day's extensions.
Cory Kennedy. (Everyone's favorite teenage heroin addict!)
I don't even know which joke to make first. It's overwhelming!!! I want to write an entire short story about this night!! Or film a season of The Surreal Life...
Jesus Christ, Donald Trump's granddaughter has a comb-over. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Check out my take on last night's episode of Gossip Girl. [Film.com] Uh, didn't Lucy Lawless used to be hot? And not, you know, Paula Poundstone? [Agent Bedhead] Hey, guess who looks good naked? Yup, Eva Mendes! [Flisted] Did Jen Aniston finally lay into Brad? [popbytes] Ben Affleck puts baseball before career. [Mollygood] Eva Longoria's repping Bebe Sport. Bebe is still around? [Gabby Babble] Katie Holmes: Still not pregnant. Come on, folks. This girl's never been pregnant. [Cele|bitchy] It's funny when models fall on the runway. It's even funnier when they fall through holes in the runway. [Celebslam] I don't know who Minka Kelly is, but I sure do know what her underwear looks like now. [Drunken Stepfather]
Which larger-than-life TV personality, who is all confidence on camera, is known to sob that nobody likes her as she downs her breakfast of Snickers bars?
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For the second time today! That's crazy talk! She didn't even have to get a DUI!!! We need to stop handing out these freebies, I think. No more publicity without a DUI first. I'm putting my foot down ... after this.
Anyway, check out her debut on Heroes. (The episode airs Monday, but we've got this sneak peak for you.) />
For the second time today! That's crazy talk! She didn't even have to get a DUI!!! We need to stop handing out these freebies, I think. No more publicity without a DUI first. I'm putting my foot down ... after this.
Anyway, check out her debut on Heroes. (The episode airs Monday, but we've got this sneak peak for you.)...
Stewart just signed a 2-year contract extension which will keep him on the air through 2010.
In a separate announcement, Comedy Central also announced the launch of its Daily Show website, where you can check out episodes of The Daily Show dating back to 1999. ...
"It is a crazy and completely insane business. I'll go to an event wearing some designer gown and tens of thousands of dollars in jewels that were lent to me for the night, and I'll walk around and meet people who I always thought were such a big deal...Stars really are like anyone else. At the end of the day, Brad Pitt poops -- as handsome as he may be--and so does Angelina Jolie. I'm still baffled by how odd this job is."
Gossip Girl's Blake Lively, to CosmoGirl
I think Blake may be my...
Who knew she was ever married?
Apparently her divorce was finalized today. She married Sideways writer-director Alexander Payne in January 2003. The two split in 2005, but it took them two years to hammer out the post-marriage financial arrangements. Basically, Sandra was seeking spousal support, and Payne refused to pay it. ...
Sure does look like a ring to me.
Is there something more going on with Riley Giles than we know?
Also: check out the "tan" on her knuckles. Nice. ...
Ashley Olsen looks less than thrilled to be at the Christian Louboutin Party Hosted By Saks in Hollywood on Wednesday night.
Also, it looks like she forgot to put sunscreen on her nose recently.
Also there: Rachel Bilson, Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell (see, I told you guys she was at everything these days).
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Miss Richie and her pillow arrive at the airport in Sydney, Australia.
We know you're pregnant now, Nicole. Remember? The whole thing with Diane Sawyer? Why cover the baby bump? Is someone still having weight issues?
Those are the weirdest sunglasses ever.
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It's alcoholism day, kids!!!
Oh, who am I kidding?
Every day is alcoholism day around here! If it weren't for alcoholism and drug addiction, my ass would be out of a job. Thank you, alcoholism!!
Anyway, John Goodman managed to quietly slip in and out of Promises, and, for some reason, he issued a statement through his rep about it today.
"For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life," he said.
Well, good for you, John!
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Well, I don't know if it's a "curse" so much as it's "alcoholism," but another member of the Lohan clan has been busted on DUI.
ANOTHER member of Lindsay Lohan's family has been busted for DWI and drugs. Her uncle, Matthew Sullivan, was allegedly caught drunk and in possession of marijuana by Long Island cops. Sullivan, 46, of Merrick, was stopped by state troopers on Meadowbrook Parkway on Oct. 3 just before 11 p.m. Eric Phillips, a spokesman for Nassau DA Kathleen Rice, told The Post's Kiera...