So here's who we've got confirmed so far:
1) Omarosa. Who's, like, a Z-list celebrity because she was on the Apprentice. ALso I think this makes her the first and only two-time Apprentice contestant.
2) Lennox Lewis
3) Gene Simmons
4) Tito Ortiz (Jenna Jameson's boyfriend)
5) Stephen Baldwin
6) Carol Alt
7) Vinny Pastore (from The Sopranos)
8) John Cena
9) Marilu Henner
So, um, no Paris. No Lindsay. No Britney. None of the people that Donald Trump said he planned...
David Copperfield's being investigated for raping a woman in the Bahamas. Too bad he didn't think to make her disappear once he was done. (I know, I know. Easy joke. Sorry. Rape is not funny. But David Copperfield rape? A little funny, guys. Admit it.) [Celebslam] T.I.'s not getting out of jail just yet. [Bossip] Hilary Duff shakes her ass. [The Blemish] Check out the Eva Mendes sex scene from We Own the Night. [Ninja Dude] Ah, the Lindsay Lohan side-boob. How we missed thee. [Drunken Stepfather ] Scarlett Johansson is a good person. [Derek Hail] Shar Jackson may not have won Kevin Federline, but she did win Celebrity Rap Superstar. [Cele|bitchy]
Funny video.
But why's Britney covering her mouth the whole time?
She didn't want the world to see her collagen injections.
That's so strange. Britney usually seems fine letting the world see her, um, lips. />
Funny video.
But why's Britney covering her mouth the whole time?
She didn't want the world to see her collagen injections.
That's so strange. Britney usually seems fine letting the world see her, um, lips. ...
From Page Six:
THE anticipated presence of Chelsea Clinton and her parents at an Oct. 27 wedding in Washington, D.C., has the planners in a tizzy. Chelsea's childhood best friend, Nicole Davison, is marrying hedge-fund analyst Michael Fox. Chelsea, the maid of honor, will be there with her parents. Guests are being warned not to bother Bill and Hillary Clinton. When the ex-president hosted the couple's engagement party at his Chappaqua home, some guests were told to be on their "best behavior" an...
From the AP:
British singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse was arrested in Norway for marijuana possession and held overnight, a police official said Friday.
Winehouse, her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and a third person were released at around 7:00 a.m. Friday after paying $715 in fines, Prosecutor Lars Morten Lothe said.
The trio were arrested shortly after 6 p.m. at a hotel in Bergen in southwestern Norway, where Winehouse is on a European tour, after a tip to police.
"They were found...
"We're taking power from the word. No disrespect to none of them who were part of the civil rights movement, but some ... in the streets don't know who (civil rights activist) Medgar Evers was ... they know who Nas is. And to my older people who don't know who Nas is and who don't know what a street disciple is, stay outta this motherfucking conversation. We'll talk to you when we're ready. Right now, we're on a whole new movement. We're taking power from that word."
Nas, whose upcoming album ...
I don't have it in my to summarize or be snarky about these stories anymore, but it's my job to bring them to you.
TMZ has learned that Britney Spears stood up her parenting coach yesterday, and apparently, it's the last straw for the coach.
Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney.
We're told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the ho...
"There is no way I am going to worry about missing out on work or the pressure to lose weight. At the moment I am not even planning any work. As far as I am concerned I am fully booked up in my personal life and I can't see beyond that. I plan on just colouring in books. I'll focus on that for the next few years."
Isla Fisher, who gave birth to a baby girl on Wednesday night. The baby daddy is her fiance, Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat). ...
He's 14 years younger than her. He's not famous. They married less than a year after they met. They have two kids together.
It's kind of like the Britney Spears love story, but without all the, ya know, total fucking crazy.
His name's Christopher Backus, and they're really cute together.
At the Reservation Road premiere in LA. ...
At the Reservation Road premiere in LA on Thursday night. ...
Are those shorts?
Are they, Chloe?
Are you just running out of ways to be weird?
Chloe Sevigny wore a lovely pair of shorts to the opening of Pygmalion on Broadway on Thursday night.
I think we need to help Chloe out here. Does anyone have suggestions for her?
What if you showed up to your next event with a boa constrictor wrapped around your neck? Too Britney Spears? Have you considered wearing scrubs? I hear Katherine Heigl has her own line of them now. What if you wore a bikini as underwear? Still too Britney Spear...
Ah, those were the days, weren't they?
I mean, don't most people go through the angsty, black-eyeliner, goth phase in high school? I just think it's funny -- and kind of tragic -- that you've decided to do this in your 30s. You sure are sticking it to the man, aren't you?
Will we never get our Jordan Catalano back?
At the MTV Latin America Awards in Mexico City on Thursday night. ...