The littlest Cruise (even littler than Tom!) gets a tour of NYC with her folks on Friday night.
You can tell she's still kind of quizzical about those strange little monsters who keep flashing lights at her. She'll get used to it.
Okay, so I still refuse to believe she's the actual child of Tom and Katie, but she sure as hell is cute.
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Heidi's boss, Brent Bolthouse, gets all cuddly with Lauren Conrad at the Victoria's Secret Phi Beta PINK party on Thursday night.
Maybe Lauren will be stealing promotions from Heidi in the future ... ...
Okay, did the Cirque Lodge drop-outs do Lindsay's spray tan?
Because I find it hard to believe that anyone did that shit sober.
Or maybe Lindsay did it herself. With some $8 self-tanner she picked up at CVS. I hear she's been short on money lately. Because, I mean, I've seen some fucked up tans on this girl, but this one takes the cake.
Hi, Lindsay.
Aren't you glad you're back home? Didn't you miss this?
I missed you, baby. I know we fight, honey, but I do it because I love...
A fresh-from-rehab Joanie "Chyna" Laurer poses with Captain Morgan at the Spike Scream Awards in LA on Friday.
You know, I've seen more than one celeb in my life politely decline to be photographed with alcohol or anything alcohol-related, even when it's an alcohol sponsoring the party. I was at a party once sponsored by Anheuser-Busch, whose PR folks desperately wanted to get a photo of Nick Cannon with a Budweiser, and he was just like, "No way. You can get as many photos of me as you wa...
So we're leaving Shag in Hollywood last night, due to the tragic lack of hot men there that night, and we're waiting for the valet to bring our car around, when I spot this dude getting into the VIP line.
"This is retarded," I tell my girls. "Just when we're leaving, the hottest guy I've seen in forever shows up here."
My friends gave me shit. "He's not that hot!" they say. "You're crazy!" They start laughing at me and shaking their heads. But I stick to my guns. "That guy is gorgeous...
At some video game party in NYC Friday night with Jeffrey Ross.
This dude fucked Jen Aniston and Courteney Cox. Figure that one out, kids. ...
Ugh.
What the fuck is this, Paris? It's not like I expect brilliant fashion decisions out of you, but this is sad. Even for you, dear.
At a Rock & Republic party at Chateau Marmont Friday night.
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"Oh, my god. The fan fiction!"
Harry Potter author JK Rowling, after admitting at a Carnegie Hall appearance that character Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay....
Michael Clark Duncan and Amanda Bynes both show off their footprints at some charity event at the Turks and Caicos Film Festival on Friday.
Is there anywhere that doesn't have a film festival?
I live in near-constant fear that one of these days I'm gonna wake up to 8000 people knocking on my door.
"Why are you here?" I'll ask.
"The film festival," they'll say.
"Which film festival?"
"The one in your living room. The Evil Beet Living Room Film Festival. Didn't you see the a...
And, as an American, perhaps it's up to me.
Prince William is losing his hair.
It's going fast.
Sorry, but it is.
He's still a good guy though -- chatting it up with Naval families in the UK on Friday.
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