Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Celebs and Their Kids: Still Cute!

Christopher Meloni from Law & Order with His Son Dante and His Daughter Sophia at Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween Okay, so total hottie Chris Meloni (Evil T once grinded on his lap -- long story, and I promise his wife's okay with it) took his two kiddos to an event where he and his wife, Sherman, were honored, the Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween. How cute are they??? James Gandolfini showed up with his wife, Marcy, and son Michael, who's wearing about the cutest costume I've ever seen. Plus we've got new shots of Kelly Ripa and her son Michael leaving a birthday party in NYC. ...

Blind Items!

1) WHICH kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband's pre-teen daughter - in front of company - to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position? 2) WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down-home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections? 3) WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star's homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn't care less about. Let's hear your guesses!!! (Particularly about #3) [source] />1) WHICH kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband's pre-teen daughter - in front of company - to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position? 2) WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down-home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections? 3) WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star's homosexuality? They have made him pair up with...

Kid Rock Arreszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kid Rock Arrested at a Fucking Waffle House in Atlanta, This Guy is a Genius, People Oops, did I fall asleep writing that headline? Sorry, it's just that anything having to do with Kid Pebble is so unbelievably fucking boring to me. He got arrested at a fucking Waffle House in Atlanta for getting into a fight with some people over what I'm sure is something retarded. Like they didn't pass the syrup fast enough. Kid Rock is such a tool. I want him to go away. I'm tired of covering his stupid bullshit. I mean, seriously, a fist fight at a Waffle House? Why don't y...

George Clooney to Manage an Energy Company?

George Clooney to Manage Swiss Energy Company Figure this one out, kids: George Clooney will become an executive board member of a new Swiss energy company that will develop environmentally friendly techniques for car motors and other devices, the billionaire who is setting up the firm said Saturday. The new company will have different branches doing research and development in the clean production of hydrogen, solar energy and fuel cells, said Nicolas Hayek, chairman of the Swatch Group. "First I hesitated between Al Gore and Cl...

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Get Enough of That Handcuff Necklace

Lindsay Lohan at The Grove in Los Angeles wearing Handcuff Necklace, Pictures, Photos She was spotted in it again at The Grove by the Buzz Foto kids. We saw her wearing that same necklace in this set of pictures from this week. And she used to wear it with her Foreigner t-shirt in her prehab days. You know who else wears that necklace? Samantha. Ronson. (Whose father was in the band Foreigner.) I wonder how her rehaboyfriend Riley Giles feels about their lesbian love affair. I wonder if it's back on now that she's in LA!...

The Suri Cruise Publicity Tour Marches Onward

Suri Cruise with Her Bottle and Katie Holmes, Pictures, Photos This is the second time this weekend we've seen little Suri with her parents in NYC. Next thing you know, she's gonna be enrolled at the Lycee Francais. Bottle and all. Oh, sorry. Bouteille et tous. Tom left the building separately from Katie and Suri. Does he not want to give the photogs the satisfaction of getting family photos? I just love the look Suri gives the cameras. While little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt seems like she came out of the womb knowing what photographers are and how you...

How Adorable Is My New Girl Crush?

Blake Lively at Hamptons Film Festival Elvis and Annabelle Premiere Jaslene, baby, I'm sorry, but you're out. Blake Lively, welcome to the bedroom of my imaginary lesbian life. You know, the one I have only in the voice I use to write this blog. (I say this because my mother mentioned that she disliked reading about my lesbian girl crushes. When her friends ask what I do for a living, she tells them I do "independent Internet work." I'm like, "Jesus, Mom, why don't you just come out and say I do porn?" Mom, darling, don't be embarrassed of me, be embarrassed ...

Britney Gets the Kiddos Back!

Britney Spears Gets Visitation Rights with Kids Back Britney has regained visitation rights with her kids, after complying with the judge's orders. The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard. A presumed court-appointed monitor was seated in the front seat, with her sons in the rear. Hopefully she'll keep visitation rights for more than a day or so! ...