The absolutely stunning Megan Fox walks the red carpet at the Hollywood Film Festival's 11th Annual Hollywood Awards.
I can't even remember that one movie she did once, but who cares?
She's so purty. ...
Tom Cruise holds his daughter like a football. [IBBB] What were the results of Michelle Rodriguez's drug test? [ICYDK] Roseanne is the latest in a long line of celebs to give Britney some unsolicited advice. [I'm Not Obsessed] Check out Kid Rock's mugshots. [CityRag] Now this is how you do tits in a dress. [Drunken Stepfather] Check out some enthralling video of Lindsay Lohan shopping. [The Bosh] Was Pam Anderson pregnant -- and then not pregnant -- before her quickie wedding? [POTP] Is Hollywood going on strike? Sign me up as a scab! [Pajiba] Hey, you'd be happy to get detained at customs, too, if it meant you got to bone Bar Rafaeli. [FListed]
That's what this is, right? A lullaby? For the 8000 kids you have between the five of you? Because the next time I have insomnia after drinking 5 Red Bulls (not FDA recommended, people!) and staying up all night trying to make this blog awesome for you guys, I'm putting this shit on loop and going right to sleep.
I cannot believe this is their first single. This sucks.
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Oh shit, did I fall asleep at my keyboard? I need to turn this song off.
Enjoy the new Spice Girls single: "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)"
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That's what this is, right? A lullaby? For the 8000 kids you have between the five of you? Because the next time I have insomnia after drinking 5 Red Bulls (not FDA recommended, people!) and staying up all night trying to make this blog awesome for you guys, I'm putting this shit on loop and going right to sleep.
I cannot believe this is their first single. This sucks.
Maybe this shit flies in the U.K.? Can the British folk please weigh in? asldifu8ru94hrwesljdnvj 98ew6t7...
Everyone's running this video, but can we talk about the why?
I mean, did you notice that no one on set seemed particularly surprised when she passed out? Does this happen often? Does she have a medical condition?
Other possibilities:
- Dress too tight
- Eating disorder (or recent crash dieting)
- DRUGS!!!
Let's brainstorm, people!!! This is where gossip gets FUN!!! />
Everyone's running this video, but can we talk about the why?
I mean, did you notice that no one on set seemed particularly surprised when she passed out? Does this happen often? Does she have a medical condition?
Other possibilities:
- Dress too tight
- Eating disorder (or recent crash dieting)
- DRUGS!!!
Let's brainstorm, people!!! This is where gossip gets FUN!!!...
When I saw the thumbnail of this picture on WireImage, I was like, "Oh, that's so sweet. Guiliana DePandi's walking the red carpet with a Downs Syndrome girl."
Tragically, this is a Biore exec.
At the Biore Uncover Discover Event in NYC. ...
As we reported earlier today, Heidi Fleiss will be opening The Stud Farm, a male brothel, in Nevada in less than two months. The brothel will only perform male-on-female services (sorry, gay dudes!) and Heidi's hoping it'll make her a killing.
Obviously women approach sex a little differently than men, and I have to wonder if chicks would actually go to this thing. So, sorry to be all exclusive here, but this poll is for the women who read this blog. (But I still love you, guys!!!)
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Guess who's coming to Seattle Grace?
Joshua Jackson!
The Dawson's Creek star will do a guest arc on Grey's Anatomy as a doctor, which'll probably air in December or January, barring a possible writer's strike. (You're gonna start seeing that line a lot now, kids ... "barring a possible writer's strike." Seriously, Hollywood, if all your writers strike, I AM AVAILABLE! Can you guys imagine if I got to write Grey's Anatomy? Way more penis fish, guys.)...
So, if you haven't heard by now, Leo DiCaprio and Bar Rafael are dunzo.
So who's Bar banging now?
None other than pro surfer Kelly Slater. Who, many folks have pointed out, is also who Giselle Bundchen jumped into bed with after she split with the What's Eating Gilbert Grape star. (Sorry, but everyone else is referring to him as the Titanic star when they write that sentence, and I wanted to be different.)
Isn't this also the same dude Cameron Diaz ran to when she split with Justin ...
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Congrats to David Beckham, who headed up AskMen.com's list of Top 49 Men of 2007.
Global soccer icon David Beckham became the $250-million man when he (and wife Victoria) moved to Beverly Hills to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy of the MLS. Between his tremendous talent, English charm, stylish wardrobe, and slick haircuts, Becks is single-handedly making soccer relevant stateside.
Um, if David Beckham made soccer relevant stateside, someone forgot to send me the memo.
Did anyone else...
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Heidi Fleiss's male brothel in Nevada has been open to applicants for quite some time.
I know this because I came upon the Stud Farm's website last month while trying to convince another company to pay me to visit the Bunny Ranch and write about it. (That didn't fly. I still love Cathouse, though.)
Anyway, the application has just been updated with this line:
We plan to open 40 to 60 days from now.
That's less than two months, ladies!
And lest you boys be getting excited, note that it also contains this l...