Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Well, Hello There, Ally Hilfiger

Ally Hilfiger at “Stylist: The Interpreters of Fashion” Launch Party Hosted by Style.com Remember this chick from Rich Girls? In 2003? Co-starring Jaime Gleicher. (Who?) She's Tommy Hilfiger's daughter, of course, and looks basically the same as she did on the show. She's currently executive producing some documentary called Rags about the fashion industry, which is exactly what I'd be doing if my father was Tommy Hilfiger and I didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of modeling. At a Style.com party in NYC. ...

It’s Like, Yeah, Motherfucker, We Sell Shirts Now

Evil Beet Team Beet T-Shirt So I just did the weirdest thing. I'm sitting at home, all alone, with no plans to leave the house (it's all smoky outside here in LA) or make so much as telephone contact with another human being tonight (I have a tendency to isolate) and all of a sudden I put on deodorant. And I didn't even realize I did it until I'm sitting down to work and thinking "My armpits feel different now." How weird is that? Anyway, we're selling shirts now. And hats and thongs. And condoms, just as soon...

Britain’s Got Talent!



















Check out this adorable clip from the U.K. program Britain's Got Talent. It warms my cold, cold heart. Thanks Mary! /> Check out this adorable clip from the U.K. program Britain's Got Talent. It warms my cold, cold heart. Thanks Mary!...

Britney’s Still a Crappy Mom

britney_car.jpg What? The collagen injections didn't fix that? Weird. Spears’ court-appointed monitor turned in a “very damaging report” October 22, a source close to her ongoing custody case with ex Kevin Federline tells Usmagazine.com. The paperwork, filed under seal to LA Superior Court, claims that “[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off,” the source says. “Britney’s often d...

I’m Giving Halle Berry a Pass on This Whole Jewish Nose Thing

halle_hair31.jpg In case you haven't heard about it yet, you can read about Halle Berry and her Jewgate here. Basically, she went on Leno, showed some Photoshopped picture of herself with a really big nose, and said it looked like her "Jewish cousin." (The "Jewish" part was removed from the broadcast at Berry's request.) As a member of the Tribe, I get to give people passes for shit like this. And I'm giving Halle Berry a pass. I really don't think she meant to be offensive. Even the Jews over at Page Six w...

David Chase Weighs in on Sopranos Finale

tony.jpg After audiences spent weeks grappling with the Sopranos finale in June, creator David Chase finally gives us his opinion. "The pathetic thing — to me — was how much they wanted HIS blood, after cheering him on for eight years," he says of the audience members who wanted to see Tony whacked. And as for all the theories? "There are no esoteric clues in there. No `Da Vinci Code,'" he says. A.J. will "probably be a low-level movie producer. But he's not going to be a killer li...