Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Take It Heidi Montag Hasn’t Found a Record Label

Check out Heidi filming the "video" for her first "single." The cameraman here is Spencer Pratt. And make sure you stay tuned for the last ten seconds, as a fisherman sits ten feet from their antics. You gotta admire their determination. /> Check out Heidi filming the "video" for her first "single." The cameraman here is Spencer Pratt. And make sure you stay tuned for the last ten seconds, as a fisherman sits ten feet from their antics. You gotta admire their determination. ...

Gretchen Mol Has Pretty Much Assured Her Son Will Not Have a Drug Problem. Or Friends.

Gretchen Mol Named Her Baby Son Ptolemy So one of my best friends has an older brother named Adam. When we were in high school, Adam used to get into all sorts of trouble with his friends, and his dad would be like, "You know, this never would have happened if I'd named you Orson." Gretchen Mol has embraced that line of thinking, naming her month-old son Ptolemy, ostensibly after the Greek intellectual about whom little is known beyond his written work. So, you know, he may have been a raging pedophile. The "p" is silent, bu...

Debbie Gibson and Constantine Maroulis?

Is Constantine Maroulis Dating Debbie Gibson? Probably Not. From Us Magazine: Are Deborah Gibson and American Idol alum Constantine Maroulis making sweet music together? Usmagazine.com spotted the pair walking hand in hand in NYC October 23. Maroulis, 32, says he and Gibson, 37, began hanging out after meeting at the Broadway revival of Grease in August. “She's a sweetheart,” he tells Us. “She's classy, has built a nice career and doesn't drink or do drugs. We're close, and it's cool." You know what this sounds like to me? This sounds like...

DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE DROPPED ACID TODAY



















This will fuck your shit up if you're tripping right now. (Also, please, stop doing expense reports.) This is the trailer for Paris Hilton's new movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera. It looks like it sucks, but it looks like it sucks in that amazing, campy sort of way, like it's the perfect thing to have on in the background while you're playing quarters chandelier and doing shots in between your turns because you're not good enough at quarters to get as drunk as you wanna get. Not that I have any personal experience with that. Anyway, if that's what the director was going for, Paris Hilton was an ideal casting choice. /> This will fuck your shit up if you're tripping right now. (Also, please, stop doing expense reports.) This is the trailer for Paris Hilton's new movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera. It looks like it sucks, but it looks like it sucks in that amazing, campy sort of way, like it's the perfect thing to have on in the background while you're playing quarters chandelier and doing shots in between your turns because you're not good enough at quarters to get as drunk as you wanna...

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Since when is Lindsay Lohan camera-shy? [INO]

Everyone loves the Evil Beet T-shirts! [Doc Weasel]

Woah. A beauty queen instructed to fatten up to increase her chances of winning? What is the world coming to??? [DListed]

Check out these creative photos from Kylie Minogue's 2008 calendar. [Drunken Stepfather]

Did Oprah have secret weight-loss surgery? [popbytes]

Looks like Reese and Jake are back on. [Ninja Dude]

Check out Eve sans make-up. [Bossip]

James Woods is still sleeping with that 12-year-old. [Celebslam]

Please, God, don't give Donald Trump another TV show. Please. [Cele|bitchy]

/>Since when is Lindsay Lohan camera-shy? [INO] Everyone loves the Evil Beet T-shirts! [Doc Weasel] Woah. A beauty queen instructed to fatten up to increase her chances of winning? What is the world coming to??? [DListed] Check out these creative photos from Kylie Minogue's 2008 calendar. [Drunken Stepfather] Did Oprah have secret weight-loss surgery? [popbytes] Looks like Reese and Jake are back on. [Ninja Dude] Check out Eve sans make-up. [Bossip] James Woods is still sleepin...

Britney’s VMA Dancers: Pay Us, Please

britney_vma22.jpg It seems Britney is ready to forget everything about her recent VMA show, including the paychecks she owes her dancers: Britney Spears is so "in her own world," she likely has no idea the hard-working backup dancers on her MTV Video Music Award performance of "Gimme More" have not been fully paid. "The dancers were paid for the actual show and some of the rehearsals, but not all of them," an insider told Us Weekly. Spears dropped her management team, The Firm, and according to the mag, "Her...