Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jon & Kate Reunite for the Sextuplets’ Birthday

gosselin-b_3 At least they can be civil for the kids. They haven't been seen together in two weeks, but Jon and Kate Gosselin were in the same place on Sunday, to celebrate the fifth birthdays of Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel. As Us Weekly bitchily notes, "The celebration was a week late: Kate spent the afternoon of the sextuplets' actual birthday -- Mother's Day -- at a tanning salon instead of with her kids." (How does one spend an entire day at a tanning salon? Shut up, Us Weekly.) J&K barely spoke a word to each other, although Jon chatted with Steve Neild, Kate's bodyguard who she's rumored to be sleeping with. The camera crew was, of course,...

Adam Lambert Has a Boyfriend????

adam_lambert_sexy_bitch Ohhhhh tragedy of tragedies!!! I really really really need to stop developing crushes on gay men. It always lead to disappointment. The New York Post is reporting that Adam Lambert hit up Outback Steakhouse in Burbank with several other Idol contestants, and he was there with a guy that he introduced as his boyfriend. I knew I probably couldn't land you, Adam, but you didn't have to go slashing my little dream to shreds like this. It's okay, dude. I'll still vote for you. Also with Adam were my nem...

Adam Levine and Cameron Diaz?

adam_levine So I got an email this morning from the fabulous Jenna over at PantyLine Press informing me that Maroon 5's Adam Levine and Cameron Diaz are apparently a couple. Actually, she emailed me because she'd been researching Adam's past girlfriends and had come across this photo of his ex Sophie Monk, with my hottie crush Matt Felker in the background. "Isn't that your honey?" she asked. Ha. I love how the whole world knows about my random crushes. But, for the record, that's all in the past! Matt is a...

What the World Needs Now Is An Artsy Paris Hilton Documentary

The director here is Adria Petty, Tom Petty's daughter. She made a documentary about the "truth" behind the myth of Paris Hilton. Personally, I'm bored by the "this isn't what I wanted, I wanted to be Princess Diana, my life is so sad" business. Paris Hilton has a lot to be grateful for and she ought to shut up and be grateful for it. But I'm fascinated by the glimpse of the early childhood videos of her. I hope there's a lot of that in the actual documentary, which was bought by MTV and should air sometime this year. It's interesting to watch her mother teach a 10-year-old Paris how to look blankly into the camera. I wonder how much of a behind-the-scenes role her mother played in her fame early on. /> The director here is Adria Petty, Tom Petty's daughter. She made a documentary about the "truth" behind the myth of Paris Hilton. Personally, I'm bored by the "this isn't what I wanted, I wanted to be Princess Diana, my life is so sad" business. Paris Hilton has a lot to be grateful for and she ought to shut up and be grateful for it. But I'm fascinated by the glimpse of the early childhood videos of her. I hope there's a lot of that in the actual documentary, which was bought by MTV and s...

Britney Spears to Appear at Idol Finale??

britney_sparkle That's what Extra is reporting. They say it's a "rumor," but since the "rumor" comes from FOX, they're thinking that there might be a grain of truth to it. The Idol producers haven't confirmed anything -- although Lionel Richie, Carlos Santana, Cyndi Lauper, Queen Latifah, Black Eyed Peas, Keith Urban, Carrie Underwood and David Cook are all confirmed for the big show. Who do you guys think will win? Is Adam Lambert a shoe-in? I like Kris Allen just fine, but you guys know I loooooove me some...

Looks Like Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend IS Pregnant!!!

Mel Gibson and New Girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at X-Men Wolverine Premiere, Pictures Photos We heard rumors awhile back that Mel Gibson's new girlfriend may be pregnant with his demon spawn, and now TMZ has stepped in to confirm them. They say Oksana Grigorieva is in her second trimester, and Mel has already told his wife and existing kids about the pregnancy. A song lyric comes to mind here. It goes something like this: "Eighteen years, eighteen years, she got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years." Just saying, Mel. ...

Sharon Stone is Allowed Around Children????

FP_IMAGE_3024535/FP_SET_3023650 Quickly! Someone call the cops! Where is security in all this? Sharon Stone is in a public place and she's touching small children!!! Wait, what? They're her children? That is impossible. Sharon Stone does not have ovaries. It's a little-known tidbit that she took her stage name from the fact that was born with stones instead of ovaries. The stones were also found in her heart and in the part of the brain that controls fashion choices. Ah, the sons are adopted. That makes more sense. Sh...

Chris Pine Needs to Change His Taste in Women

57328529chrispine58200970024pm Hey, Chris Pine? Yeah, you. Hot Star Trek stud with an enormous potential career in your future? You were spotted out clubbing with The Artist Formerly Known as Ceiling Eyes. Her "fans" know her as "Audrina Patridge," but I know her as "The Relationship That Will Ruin Your Career." You are pretty definitely A-list right now, Chris. People take you seriously as an actor. I know this is all really new to you, and the idea of dating someone as famous as T.A.F.K.A.C.E. must seem really excitin...

Mariah Carey Only Has Eyes for Nick Cannon

90516m6_carey_b-gr_03 I mean that literally, of course, as Mariah opted to wear sunglasses -- at night -- to a boat party in Cannes. She's obviously saving her actual eyes for her beloved. She and Nick, who've been married for over a year now, still looked as lovey-dovey as ever. I find myself rooting for this couple. They do seem to be so in love, and Mariah's had a long and painful relationship road, and she deserves something good in her life. Nick Cannon is a good guy. I hope these crazy kids make it. I hope the...

Cynthia Nixon Engaged!!!!

425marinoninixon051709 I am issuing a restrained congratulations to Cynthia Nixon, who announced her engagement to her girlfriend, Christine Marinoni, over the weekend while campaigning for same-sex marriage in New York. The congratulations is restrained because, although I am very excited for the happy couple and very much believe that any consenting adult should have the right to marry any other consenting adult, I don't understand why anyone would want to marry a consenting adult who looks like a 12-year-old boy fr...