Today's Evil Beet Gossip

WTF? (Quotables)

brit_header.jpg "Blackout," her first studio album in four years, is not only a very good album, it's her best work ever _ a triumph, with not a bad song to be found on the 12 tracks. Granted, a Spears rave should be put in its proper context _ it's not like we're talking Bob Dylan here. Spears is a lightweight singer who only flourishes when she has great songs and great producers to supplement her minimal vocal talent. But when she has that help, she's fierce. And she gets that boost on every single...

Diluting the Britney Spears Coverage

brit_carrie.jpg Okay, so I know some of you are really, really sick of hearing about Britney's custody hearing today. I have to put this shit up for the people who do care, but I'm gonna try to dilute it a little bit for the rest of you. So here we have a photo of Britney arriving to court today along with an adorable photo of Carrie Underwood in sweats, checking out of her NYC hotel. A spoonful of Carrie helps the Britney go down! (Who am I kidding? Britney doesn't need any help going down.)...

Quotables

Natalie Portman to Guest Edit Issue of Scholastic Math "Math was one of my favorite subjects at school. It always gets a bad rap and I'm not sure why... Sure you need to use math daily for knowing how much tip to leave at a restaurant or how much flour you need to make double the amount of cookies in a recipe, but it is the less obvious practical parts of math that are most fun for me - like considering the principles of infinity. It made me excited about life to consider the limitlessness of the mind and what we can do with it." Natalie Portma...