Well Look Who’s Helping October 27, 2007Evil BeetNaomi Campbell Naomi Campbell attends the 37th Annual Black Retail Action Group Inc. Scholarship and Awards Dinner at Cipriani in New York. Best I can tell, she didn't throw a cell phone at anyone. And she looks amazing. Maybe all that toilet-scrubbing helped her figure out what really matters in life. ...
Apparently We’re Now Celebrating Kim Kardashian’s Armpits’ 27th Birthday October 27, 2007Evil BeetKim Kardashian ...
WTF? (Quotables) October 27, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears "Blackout," her first studio album in four years, is not only a very good album, it's her best work ever _ a triumph, with not a bad song to be found on the 12 tracks. Granted, a Spears rave should be put in its proper context _ it's not like we're talking Bob Dylan here. Spears is a lightweight singer who only flourishes when she has great songs and great producers to supplement her minimal vocal talent. But when she has that help, she's fierce. And she gets that boost on every single...
Last Britney Post of the Day, I Promise. Pinky Promise. I Think. Well, Maybe. It is 8:30 on a Friday Night. Maybe I Should Be Out with My Friends. Nah. October 26, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears Thanks to David at Pretty on the Outside for this perfect illustration of Britney's sage anthem. ...
No Ruling by Judge Today in Britney Custody Hearing October 26, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears How disappointing! The judge in the Britney hearing failed to issue a ruling today. We'll probably have one by Monday or Tuesday. Britney looked upset leaving the courtroom. K-Fed looked pleased. I think we know where this is heading. Update: One issue was decided: Britney gets one overnight visit a week with the boys. ...
Yeah, Things Aren’t Going So Hot for Britney October 26, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears Oh man. Poor girl. When asked by an “Extra†reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, “"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!" Spears walked back into the courtroom crying. Snort it? What could "it" refer to here? I can't think of any one thing you can eat, lick, snort and fuck. Pie, maybe?...
Diluting the Britney Spears Coverage October 26, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears, Carrie Underwood Okay, so I know some of you are really, really sick of hearing about Britney's custody hearing today. I have to put this shit up for the people who do care, but I'm gonna try to dilute it a little bit for the rest of you. So here we have a photo of Britney arriving to court today along with an adorable photo of Carrie Underwood in sweats, checking out of her NYC hotel. A spoonful of Carrie helps the Britney go down! (Who am I kidding? Britney doesn't need any help going down.)...
It Doesn’t Appear That This Custody Hearing is Making Britney Very Happy October 26, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears She keeps taking "bathroom" breaks, during which she changes up her hair, make-up and, sometimes, sunglasses. Observers say she's been crying and seems very upset. No press allowed in the courtroom (originally it was just no recording devices, but the judge changed his mind), so we won't have any news on what's actually going on until the hearing is over. ...
Quotables October 26, 2007Evil BeetNatalie Portman "Math was one of my favorite subjects at school. It always gets a bad rap and I'm not sure why... Sure you need to use math daily for knowing how much tip to leave at a restaurant or how much flour you need to make double the amount of cookies in a recipe, but it is the less obvious practical parts of math that are most fun for me - like considering the principles of infinity. It made me excited about life to consider the limitlessness of the mind and what we can do with it." Natalie Portma...
… And T.I.’s Out! October 26, 2007Evil BeetT.I. As Jason Wahler enters jail, rapper T.I. -- who was jailed right before the BET awards on gun charges -- was finally released on bail. He's under house arrest until his trial, for which a date has not yet been set. ...