Normally I give this girl all kinds of shit for looking like ass, but she actually looked really cute at the Steelo & Snow Queen Vodka Halloween Costume Party at D'or in NYC.
The guy she's getting all cozy with in that last thumbnail?
Diana Ross's son, Evan Ross.
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Artist on Artist: Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson
Snore.
Wake me when it's over.
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Update: Pics removed because it turns out Playboy has lawyers.
For the eight of you who didn't catch Kim Kardashian's vagina when Ray-J was peeing all over it, she was thoughtful enough to do a Playboy spread. She actually looks nice here; Playboy toned down her makeup and airbrushed her thighs, and it works well.
Uncensored photos are after the jump.
Please be 18 or older if you're going to view them.
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How amazing does she look?
Absolutely radiant!
Jeri made an appearance at the Westwood premiere of Bee Movie on Sunday night, and she's just glowing!
Jeri divorced politico Jack Ryan in 1999. (Remember that whole scandal? When the divorce papers were unsealed in 2004, they ruined Jack's reputation -- Jeri accused him of forcing her to perform sex acts in public and at strip clubs -- and killed his Illinois Senate bid, which Barack Obama went on to win. The rest is history. So, basically...
Oh, Britney.
Your new album rocks.
You don't.
It does not appear that Brit-Brit will be touring to support Blackout, as her, you know, raging drug and alcohol problem precludes that at this point. So the new goal is to get some killer music videos made to help sell the albums. Anything better than that Gimme More video. But discussions for the new videos didn't exactly go as planned. From Ted Casablancas:
Picture it: A most hip 'n' glam production crew was set up to begin dis...
What any normal person would do:
She found a professional football player and hit the club!
After the custody hearing, Britney and Alli Sims went to Ketchup, where Tony Romo (who's been linked recently to Sophia Bush and Carrie Underwood) was having dinner.
The threesome later headed to Les Deux, where they chilled in the VIP room.
Tony Romo is the new Matt Leinart!
Look for Paris Hilton to be all over this dude in the coming weeks. ...
"I've learned to kick back and be a family man. Since I married Catherine, we've been raising a new family. I'm enjoying it immensely. And my priorities have changed enormously. I'm slowing down, but I'm not ready to call it quits yet."
Michael Douglas, who accepted a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Savannah Film Festival this weekend. ...
Fuck it.
It is.
I listened to it once, and I was like, "Dude, this doesn't suck as much as everyone said it did." But I figured I must just be way high, so I listened to it again. And again. And now I've been listening to it all damn weekend, and you know what, motherfuckers?
It rocks.
I'm hooked.
It's a good. Fucking. Album.
Like, damn near every song is awesome. Basically every song could be a single. "Toy Soldier" is my favorite, but they're all solid.
And I couldn't ...
Proceeds from the sales of another totally unnecessary celebrity perfume will go to the Los Angeles Unified School District, to be directed toward the development of free after-school tutoring programs and expanded computer labs, with the goal of increasing the dismal high-school graduation rates of these promising youngsters, who are all too often doomed to a future of illiteracy, addiction and jail recidivism.
Except that's totally not true.
But she is definitely adding a floor to ...
Go ahead. Yell at me for saying it, like you did before.
I'm not saying she's morbidly obese, but unless homegirl is pregnant, this is a little bit bigger than I like my starlets to be.
You think John Mayer would hit that? No. He wants a Wonderland, not a Wonderplanet. ...
Okay, so I know I made a big formal announcement that Blake Lively was my new lesbian girl crush, and there was a great deal of hullabaloo surrounding the event, including stern reminders from my mother that my grandfather does, at times, read this blog (Seriously, Mom? Which of us gave him the URL? Fuck that, Mom: which of us taught him how to use a computer? It wasn't me; I knew better.*), but I think I've had a slight change of heart. Or an addition of heart?
I have to say, I am none ...
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