I know I said I'd moved on after this picture surfaced, but, dammit, when I read about him running around town with Ivanka Freakin' Trump, that little green monster just comes right out. Look, I may not want him anymore, but you certainly can't have him, Ivanka.
FORGETFULNESS got Ivanka Trump off the hook Friday night, when the exhausted heiress was coaxed by friends to hit East Village staple Black & White - but wasn't let in because she didn't have her ID. "She had Adam Duritz in tow, ...
Even though this year's brief foray into humanitarianism was postponed, Paris still hopes to go to Rwanda, hopefully in the next year.
"We were supposed to be going in November, but then the charity is doing restructuring and figuring things out. It's going to be for next year. I know (Rwanda) went through a lot of traumatic experiences, and I feel like if I go there, I can help save some people's lives," she said.
I just think it's funny that "traumatic experience" is the same phrase she...
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Honestly, kids.
Forget D.A.R.E.
Forget simmering eggs.
Forget "crack is wack."
This is why you don't do drugs. ...
On basically anyone else, I would go on a little tirade about the horrendousness of this dress (and the hair!). On Paris Hilton, I would say that she looks like a fly. Or a deformed Mexican fairy.*
But somehow, Kylie pulls it off. She was just blessed with one of those faces that's strong enough to carry a dress like this.
Seriously, though, kids, this is a Kylie-Minogue-only dress. Do NOT try this at home.
*No offense intended. I love Mexicans. Taco Bell is my favorite!...
It's true!
For the 8 of you who haven't heard Blackout in its entirety online yet, you can now go out and unnecessarily spend money for it!!!
Here's some of the art from the CD's booklet. I actually think this is very cool -- it's artsy and it's sexy and it's hot -- but, on the other hand, the look-at-me-I'm-being-sexy-in-front-of-a-priest thing has already been done. Still, there's something compelling about these pics.
The album's been getting great reviews and the buzz is strong....
So, look.
I love my U.K. readers as much as the next guy -- you guys rock -- but I tend not to care much about things that go on in Britain.
Why, you ask?
Because I'm an American, and we don't care about anything that's not us. Because we don't have to. And caring is hard.
But this little incident warranted a little delving into a uniquely British world.
If you're an American, it is a distant possibility that you have heard of a show called Big Brother. They have a version of...
Nope, the 17-year-old American Idol winner has vowed to remain a virgin until marriage.
“Temptation is always there," the American Idol champ told Usmagazine.com at KIIS-FM’s Homecoming Concert in Anaheim, California, October 27. "It's hard everyday, but I made a promise to myself."
Since she was 13, the singer has worn a platinum "promise ring" — bearing the inscription “True Love Waits†— that her parents gave her, and she plans to keep it on.
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"Lindsay will no longer be hosting New Year's Eve in Las Vegas."
This message comes from her rep, who says Lindsay has backed out of her hosting engagement at Vegas nightclub LAX. The rep says Linsday "continues to focus on her work and sobriety."
You know what?
Fuck yeah, Linds.
Way to take care of yourself.
I still love you. I always will. But I have someone else now. Her name's Britney. We support each other now. I'll be okay, Linds. I can get through this. We can. Me and ...
I guess Tommy Lee decided to be the bigger man here, and asked Clark County police not to press charges against Kid for their Alicia Keys-interrupting VMA fight.
"The Clark County District Attorney's Office will not pursue a battery charge," Chief Deputy District Attorney Ron Bloxham tells Extra. "It should be noted that Tommy Lee has requested that there be no prosecution relating to the incident and there were no injuries to either person."
So basically they're both lousy fighters.
Kid Rock still faces charges in Atlanta for that little Waffle House incident...
"Nooooo ... That's my mama for real life!"
Rowan Henchy, Brooke Shields' 4-year-old daughter, as she sat in the studio audience for a taping of Hannah Montana and watched her mother give Miley Cyrus an on-screen hug.
After the taping, Miley gave Rowan a hug and told her "It was so nice for you to let me borrow your mom for today."
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