Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Some Evening Links

Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab]

Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy]

Is JLo's record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns? [DListed]

Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy. [SOW ]

Nip/Tuck Season 3 premiere tonight ... I knew MK would be all over this. [popbytes]

More pics of Unfitney out partying last night. [Warship]

Gwen Stefani helps out the San Diego fire victims. [Gabsmash]

Vince Vaughn weighs in on Santa Claus. Man, it's almost that season already, isn't it? [The Blemish]

Kelly Osbourne's boobs + Naomi Campbell's face? [CityRag]

/>Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab] Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy] Is JLo's record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns? [DListed] Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy. [SOW ] Nip/Tuck Season 3 premiere tonight ... I knew MK would be all over this. [popbytes] More pics of Unfitney out partying last night. [Warship] Gwen Stefani helps out the San Diego fire victims. [Gabsmash] Vince Vaughn weighs in on Santa Claus. Man, it's almost ...

The Verdict’s In: Britney Does NOT Get Her Kids Back!!!!

Britney Spears Will Not Get Custody of Her Kids Back Some important notes from the legal filing: [The parenting coach] makes it clear that she feels [Britney] loves her children and the children are bonded to [Britney]. However ... [the coach] expressed concern that many of [Britney's] interactions with the children are not child-centered ... [and Britney] did not fully engage with the children when she interacted with them ... [the parenting coach says that] "It seems that her choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given t...

Tony Romo: Cheating on Britney Already?

Tony Romo Spotted Cheating on Britney Spears? From a tipster: I was surprised today when Tony Romo was kissing a pretty brunette woman when he finished his press conference about his new 67 million dollar contract. People there said the same woman was at the game he played the Sunday before last, leaving in his SUV. After being linked very recently with Sophia Bush and then partying with Britney, I am wondering if this woman lives in a hole and doesn't hear what all he is up to or maybe she has 67 million reasons not to care. Romo --...

Phase Three of Tyra Banks’ Plan to Take Over the World is In Place

Tyra Banks to Produce DVDs based on Clique Novels She's got a talk show. She's got ANTM. She's got modeling gigs. And now it looks like Warner Bros wants to expand their relationship with Tyra, signing her to executive produce a series of direct-to-DVD films based on the popular young adult Clique novels. "I've been a mean girl and I've been teased, so I identify with both sides of it," Banks told Daily Variety. "This is very much my brand, especially as teenage girls are dedicated to watching both my shows." Variety also says: The...

BREAKING: Katie Holmes’ New Movie is Gonna Suck



















Enjoy the trailer for Mad Money. It's like Oceans 11. But without any of the entertainment value. I mean, I hate to be all anti-feminist here, but it's really, really hard to make a bank-heist movie with chicks and expect it to sell. This will bomb. /> Enjoy the trailer for Mad Money. It's like Oceans 11. But without any of the entertainment value. I mean, I hate to be all anti-feminist here, but it's really, really hard to make a bank-heist movie with chicks and expect it to sell. This will bomb. ...

Rumer Willis Is Under the Impression that She Has a Profession

rumer_htb.jpg "Before I started working," she says. "I would have said, 'You know, it's not really fair, because I didn't choose this.' But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is." She continues to tell the media that fame "is a 24-hour job. It doesn't matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time peo...

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Not surprisingly, the Catholic church doesn't much like Britney Spears. [MollyGood]

Hayden Panettiere saves the whales! [INO]

Padma Lakshmi might be reuniting with her husband. [FListed]

That Lauren Conrad sure can carry a lot of beer. [Drunken Stepfather]

Nicole Richie denies that she was smoking cigarettes while pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]

"I May Not Be Mr. Right, But I'll Fuck You Til He Shows Up." [Celebslam]

Lindsay Lohan is attending tango shows now. [Use My Computer]

Sienna Miller takes a cigar like a champ. [Agent Bedhead]

Um, did Heather Mills kill a dog? [Gabby Babble]

Carmen Electra side boob. 'Nuff said. [Jordan]

Check out my take on last night's episode of The Hills. [Film.com]

/>Not surprisingly, the Catholic church doesn't much like Britney Spears. [MollyGood] Hayden Panettiere saves the whales! [INO] Padma Lakshmi might be reuniting with her husband. [FListed] That Lauren Conrad sure can carry a lot of beer. [Drunken Stepfather] Nicole Richie denies that she was smoking cigarettes while pregnant. [Cele|bitchy] "I May Not Be Mr. Right, But I'll Fuck You Til He Shows Up." [Celebslam] Lindsay Lohan is attending tango shows now. [Use My Computer] Sienn...

Quotables

Hugh Laurie Battles Depression "I'm always thinking about the show. I'm too neurotic and too anal and too convinced that we're going to fail to relax. Every show we do, every scene we shoot, is a disaster, I'm convinced of it. I go home at the end of the day and my head is full of all the mistakes I've made. I beat myself up about what I've stuffed up the day before. I'm looking for things to go wrong. I'm not rejoicing or lying back and enjoying it." House star and total hottie Hugh Laurie, who also says he's battling ...

My Album Comes Out Tomorrow! I Should Get Drunk!


















Yup. It's Britney, bitch. Deeeeerunk. Leaving Winston's on Monday night/Tuesday morning. Why not celebrate the release of Blackout by having one of your own? Makes perfect sense to me! (Yes, there's a Geico commercial before the video. Sorry. Not my video.) /> Yup. It's Britney, bitch. Deeeeerunk. Leaving Winston's on Monday night/Tuesday morning. Why not celebrate the release of Blackout by having one of your own? Makes perfect sense to me! (Yes, there's a Geico commercial before the video. Sorry. Not my video.)...

Kanye West to Write a Book

kanye_bet.jpg Wish you could finally have all that Kanye wisdom without any of that annoying music? Your wish is Kanye's command. The rapper will be releasing a book, Thank You and You're Welcome!, early next year. Kanye calls it "an entertaining volume of 'Kanye-isms'-- the creative, humorous, and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating my path to success. It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in my lyrics. In Thank You and You're Welcome!, I ...