Yup, Brooke Shields drove her car into her own house. And not the garage. [Cele|bitchy]
Hey, you know what's not true? That Owen Wilson's dating Jessica Simpson. But the gossip rags are printing it anyway. [popbytes]
Amanda Bynes is adorable. [INO]
Oh, I love RuPaul. [Bossip]
Audrina Patridge is either an 1980s Madonna or a dead hooker. It's a thin line. [Drunken Stepfather]
Michael Jackson's shooting an Ebony cover in Brooklyn. [DListed]
Someone punched Pierce Brosnan in the balls? [Celebslam]
Regis and Kelly dress up as the Beckhams! [Just Jared]
/>Yup, Brooke Shields drove her car into her own house. And not the garage. [Cele|bitchy] Hey, you know what's not true? That Owen Wilson's dating Jessica Simpson. But the gossip rags are printing it anyway. [popbytes] Amanda Bynes is adorable. [INO] Oh, I love RuPaul. [Bossip] Audrina Patridge is either an 1980s Madonna or a dead hooker. It's a thin line. [Drunken Stepfather] Michael Jackson's shooting an Ebony cover in Brooklyn. [DListed] Someone punched Pierce Brosnan in the balls? [Celebslam] Regis and Kelly dress up as the Beckhams! [Just Jared]...
"Who?"
Britney Spears, when Ryan Seacrest asked her during a phone interview this morning if she was having a romance with Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo.
Britney reportedly had to be woken up for the 9:30 am interview, and sounded groggy and out-of-it throughout the entire thing.
Ryan himself reported Britney giving Tony a lap dance at an LA club last weekend. ...
I'll admit, I was really skeptical when Daniel Craig was first cast as James Bond -- I just didn't find him all that impressive -- but then I saw the film, and I quickly changed my mind. Mostly I changed my mind during that Speedo scene. Yeah. That's where most of the mind-changing happened.
Daniel Craig -- and his enormous package -- have signed on to do four more Bond films. I hope he's in that damn Speedo for the entirety of all four of them. Listen, MGM, we've seen Bond in a tux more t...
No, it's not Lindsay -- she's still sober, as best I can tell -- it's Mischa Barton's kid sister, Hania, who went to rehab in February of this year.
MISCHA Barton's younger sister, Hania, showed up at a Hollywood fashion show so wasted last weekend, designer Daniel Darhan told her she couldn't walk the runway. Web site celebritybabylon.com also reports she was so "out of it" at the Troy Kingdom fashion show at club Area, she could "barely stand up. Her legs were like jelly. She was literally chewing o...
This item is going to make my head explode.
Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, "He tried to mak...
Jennifer Lopez -- who's currently battling Christina Aguilera for the title of Worst-Kept Pregnancy Secret -- won't be pleased with designer Roberto Cavalli, responded with this when People magazine asked what types of clothes he designs for celebs:
"Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger."
Ooooooooooops!...
Hey, Victoria, where are your cheeks?
I still can't see them!
Can you just point them out to me? They're not really, ya know, delineated. Maybe if you put something on them? Like bright pink powder. Real heavy. All over the entire side of your face. Maybe then I could figure out where your cheeks were.
Oh, that's better. I can see them.
Okay, I'm going to start hunting for your lips now. ...
"One thing I do want to make clear is that she's not a stage mom. People are so accusatory toward her and so judgmental of her, and it just drives me crazy because I know the real her."
Lorilee Craker, the ghostwriter behind Lynne Spears' forthcoming parenting book, on her experiences with Britney's mom. ...
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The remains of Mrs. Brad Pitt showed up at the International Women's Media Foundation's Courage in Journalism awards in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.
Angie, honey, I promise you can sufficiently appreciate the plight of the starving Africans without actually emulating their lifestyle.
Eat, dear. ...
We do not see enough of Meg Ryan.
How adorable is she?
I love love LOVE the long hair. She looks GREAT!
I remember in middle school someone told me that if you want to know if you should date a guy, you ask him if he'd rather date Drew Barrymore or Meg Ryan. If he says Meg Ryan, he's a keeper. If he says Drew Barrymore, ditch him. Shows you how long ago my ass went to middle school. That was when Drew Barrymore was still all strung out and flashing Dave Letterman, and Meg Ryan hadn't ...
Taking random dudes' cocks all up in you?
No big deal.
Peeing with the commoners?
For shame!
Sure, she'll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won't use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson's boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom. Later, Jameson dirty-danced for Ortiz before they shared a passionate kiss.
Maybe her vagina's just s...